Human Breast Milk: Would You Drink It?

I already have, on many occasions.

EDIT: Has anyone read the Grapes of Wrath? The last scene in that book made me cry the first time I read it and is one of the most beautiful scenes in literature.

Nah, I'm good.

@leebmx said:

I already have, on many occasions.

EDIT: Has anyone read the Grapes of Wrath? The last scene in that book made me cry the first time I read it and is one of the most beautiful scenes in literature.

I remember some of my classmates being weirded out by that scene.

So yeah, I just listened to that part of the Bombcast today. I'm pretty sure my mom breastfed me. Would I try it now? It would probably have to be from my hypothetical wife, because otherwise it would be kinda weird. ><

I try and not drink human fluids...

My question is what the fuck was that first human thinking when they looked at a cow and thought...mmm, I'd like some of that! That was crazy too right? Kinda like looking at a pig or a dog and getting thirsty.

No, I find regular milk disgusting already.

Over 60% of you said yes.... 
Y'all need Jesus. 

@ZombiePie said:

Over 60% of you said yes.... Y'all need Jesus.

YOU LEAVE ME AND MY HEATHEN BREAST MILK DRINKIN' WAYS ALONE.

I drank my aunt's by mistake when I was around 12. It was pretty delicious. Very sweet. I guess she must have had coco-pops for breakfast.

@Davin said:

My question is what the fuck was that first human thinking when they looked at a cow and thought...mmm, I'd like some of that! That was crazy too right? Kinda like looking at a pig or a dog and getting thirsty.

I'm guessing they saw calves feeding and were curious and thought it was similar to human breastfeeding.

If it was my baby's momma's milk, then yes. Otherwise, no. It feels too personal an exchange for two people who are not intimate.

@ZombiePie said:

Over 60% of you said yes.... Y'all need Jesus.

Ah, man!

(Composing myself...)

You answer correctly and hilariously.

On a semi-related note, I'm finally getting around to finding out what this whole "Simpsons" thing is about (it only took twenty or so years), and I just watched the episode in which Homer discovers the Springfield mob milking rats to supply the local school. Curious timing...

i see "drink" as a regular occurrence; so no.

would i try it? yes. who knows, maybe the taste will revive all these childhood memories that were lost amid my cortex.

Nope.

And this is coming from somebody who, during that whole "would you eat your friend's leg" conversation, was TOTALLY fucking down for some cannibalism.

@Ghost_Cat said:

Isn't there a shop in London called Baby Gaga, where they make breast-milk ice cream?

Yeah, I came in to say much the same. Except it's the ice cream that was called Baby Gaga, not the shop, which is The Icecreamists. And now the ice cream is called Baby GooGoo because Lady Gaga threatened to sue. £14 for one breast milk ice cream apparently. I'll pass

This is one thing my wife has on me on the, "should we have another child debate!".

Isn't all milk breast milk? Don't give me that soy milk bullshit.

Not my sister's, but a friend's or girlfriend's/wife's?  Sure.

Yes, I mean, we drunk it all the time when we were children right?

Yes, in reality it should be a lot less gross than drinking it from another animal, but it's not I guess. I would try it.

The only kind of milk that isn't bad for you body is human.

@artofwar420 said:

Yes, in reality it should be a lot less gross than drinking it from another animal, but it's not I guess. I would try it.

For sure. Have you guy's ever been around a cow? They're pretty disgusting. Why would milk from a human be more gross? I can only assume we're not talking about finding some gnarly homeless woman and going to town. If it was my wife's, I wouldn't see any reason not to.

Sure, I drink milk from a fucking cow, I can handle some breast milk.

Natures most delicious drink

Mmm, luxury milk.

No, I would be too grossed out to even try it. I have no idea why but all human bodily fluids gross me out. Even saliva.

@mordukai said:

@BSw said:

@mordukai said:

I once put it in my coffee by mistake. Made it taste sweet. Then tried it by itself.

That's awesome, I'm laughing out loud here. How did that happen?

My wife breast fed our daughter for 8 months so instead of waking her up every time she needed to eat at night she should just milk herself and freeze it in little pack. Once while waking up really early to feed the then baby; I just was so out of it that after warming it up I made myself a cup of the black stuff and instead of putting regular milk I put in breast milk so I just said "fuck it" because the child was hungry and I wanted to drink my coffee.

Was it anything like this commercial? And honestly, how has no-one posted this yet:

@pyromagnestir said:

Not that I could pick this option, but why isn't "I already have" a choice?

But I would. I'm a human. I drink cows milk. Is milk that comes from a human really weirder than that, if you think about it?

I know right.... I actually have tried it... I was young, it was weird.

Gross

Sure.

I'm one of those idiots that will do anything if someone says I should.

Im really surprised at the results for this poll. I said no.

Haven't we all already drank it?

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE.

I chose B. But really, it depends on who it is. I wouldn't do it if it was just any stranger, 'cause they might have some type of disease. If I had a really good 'girl' friend, then maybe... Maybe.

Am I close minded, or is it that more than 60% of you are insane?

Or is it both?

Most of us has probably already done just as gross (if not grosser) things with other humans already, especially if you've had a kid,

Made me think of this Ricky Gervais anecdote from his XFM Radio days with Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington...

Nah I wouldn't.

No. Plain and simple

Yet you all expect the ladies to drink down your man milk you fekking hypocrites.

Sure, why not?

Would it be weird? Yes. Would I try a complete stranger's breast milk? No. If the opportunity arouse and it was from someone who I trust, or who my friends trust, I'd say yes. Out of all the other weird things in this world that you can eat and drink, this seems rather tame.

Of course. I'm interested in finding out how it tastes like.

Would I drink breast milk? Yes. If it was from my wife. Could be interesting and I'd at least want to go straight from the source once, if only to say that I've done it.

If I was drunk and at a place where there were freaks and boobies everywhere, I could see myself being talked into feeding from a woman who was hot and lactating.

I wouldn't drink my friend's wife's breast milk though. There's something mildly erotic drinking what comes from sucking on a woman's titties and it would just be weird to do so. It's not a sex act, but there's some mild level of sexual intimacy gained and frankly I don't want any level of sexual intimacy between me and my friend's wife. I can't see any good coming from that.

Only if I had some chocolate chip cookies to go with it.

Well, sure I guess? It's probably a damn sight better for humans than cow's milk is. I find cow's milk repulsive, and pretty much all dairy products. Cow's milk is meant for calves and human milk is meant for human babies.

So sure, I'd drink it, but I'd rather just keep drinking soy milk ultimately. Soy milk is the bomb.

Depends on the context, but... sure?

Regular milk on its own already grosses me out. So that's a no.

My wife is currently breastfeeding our 5 month old baby. Which is fine, but me handling that milk freaks me out.

So hell no!

I have done it unintentionally. Yum.

Yes, that's what it's there for.