I am dying

I went pee earlier and it burned. 
 Therefore, I am dying.  Goodbye Giantbomb, it was a fun ride.  Goodbye cruel world. 
 
Since I am dying due to the fact that one day while i am peeing, my penis will spontaneously combust and the fire will spread across my body, and I will catch on fire and run screaming down the streets. Before this happens, I have some shit I need to do.  So, I'm working on a bucket list.   
 
So that brings me to my question.  What is your bucket list, Giantbomb?  What shit do you want to do before your penis or vagina catches on fire? 
 

I went pee earlier and it burned. 
 Therefore, I am dying.  Goodbye Giantbomb, it was a fun ride.  Goodbye cruel world. 
 
Since I am dying due to the fact that one day while i am peeing, my penis will spontaneously combust and the fire will spread across my body, and I will catch on fire and run screaming down the streets. Before this happens, I have some shit I need to do.  So, I'm working on a bucket list.   
 
So that brings me to my question.  What is your bucket list, Giantbomb?  What shit do you want to do before your penis or vagina catches on fire? 
 

GO TO THE DOCTOR NAO YOU HAVE CHLAMYDIA

Why would anyone set a Christmas tree on fire?

That picture is awesome. I think the flames are shaped like a rabbit. 
 
Can I have your car when you die?

" Why would anyone set a Christmas tree on fire? "

I just went pee again and it still fucking hurts.

Can I have your games?

YOU ARE RIDDLED WITH STDs

Go to the doctor, you obviously have an STD.

That bitch either had the clap, you have a bladder infection, or you're dehydrated. Get a drink before you die either way.

Just get some bed rest. It will go away tomorrow.

stick your dick in the freezer

That's what you get for not wearing a condom. 

Get to the Doctor, STAT! He/She'll have an idea of how to save your dick. This sounds like Chlamydia, so it should be curable...

" That picture is awesome. I think the flames are shaped like a rabbit.  Can I have your car when you die? "

My bucket list has one thing on it.... master Astral Travel through Time and Space, so when i do leave my dead corpse behind I'll have a fighting chance when the dark ones from the other side come to rape my soul..... Oh and to get the "Mile High Club" achievement on CoD4.
 
Also fun fact: This burning pee thing happens to me once every 2 months or so for a 24-48 hour time span to the point where i pee blood.  It's not pleasant, also includes the most unpleasant fever and excruciating headache.  Alas i do not have medial coverage so I've lived with it for over 2 years now.  If you got medical insurance or coverage, do yourself a favor and go see a doctor just incase.... heck do it for me. And don't look for info about it online.... bad idea.

I don't need to worry about my penis catching fire; if that happens, I can put out the fire, throw away the bad penis, and shove on a new one.

I didn't even know there was a page "penis" on Giantbomb. I am afraid to go to the overview because of the image preview.
 
Still though. This made me laugh. Thank you.

Moving to off topic and closing.  
 
Clean it up, you're not clever.