I am the Gamespot Moderator Nazi (forum game)

I have noticed that GameSpot's Terms of Use and various other rules are ridiculous.  Now I am going to pretend that this is GameSpot and I am an admin.  The object of the GameSpot Mod Nazi Game is to see who can get permanently "moderated" (gamespot's word choice is a little odd) OR become the moderator's pet in the least number of posts.  I will strictly follow the GameSpot system, so go look at their Terms of Use.  In keeping with GameSpot's style, I am going to add the element of unfairness, bias, and favoritism that is rampant amond staff and admins.  Each post will either add points, counting against a ban but counting towards moderator's pet status, or it will subtract points, counting towards moderation.

Point Values (only a few examples are listed)

Kissing admin's ass : +10 Points
Agreeing with admin:  +5 Points
Trolling: -10 Points

You win when you have accumulated either +100 or -100 points.

                                              !!! GAME START !!!

I'm sorry, this won't last long my friend, edit your post while you can!

We had enough of these anit-Gamespot threads a year ago. 

Flags.

Dick shit motherfucker. Love 'em... say goodbye.

This is Giant Bomb. We're not a place where everyone just bashes GameSpot 24/7. I think you should take this to Ask The Mods on GameSpot. 

Let's play a fun game! It's called:

Guess Who Just Got Banned from GameSpot and is Pissed?!

I'll give you all a hint: His name rhymes with "dandomdagger"

Why hasn't this been locked yet?

" Why hasn't this been locked yet? "

We don't need this here.