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#1 Posted by TheTerrifyer (163 posts) -
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I really have no idea why I would do such a thing. It's not really like me to spend money on something I don't know if I'll even use. But it was hella cheap, and I though being able to say I have a chest from 1831 in my living room would be cool. And it kind of is.
 
It's very worn and needs a loving seeing to. But I'm convinced it'll end up being freaking awesome.
 
That's it then, I'm one step closer to becoming the new Richard Garriott. Outer space, here I come.
#2 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

nice chest, it looks really great.

#3 Posted by torus (1097 posts) -

What's a fucking-chest?

#4 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

woah... im speechless... and envious. I WANT IT 
 
 
 
congratz bud

#5 Posted by MythDarK (558 posts) -

 That's cool. Now you fill it with treasures, bury it and play pirate.

#6 Posted by RipTheVeins (1546 posts) -

that's a good place to hide the bodies...

#7 Posted by GreggD (4515 posts) -

Your huge fucking chest is totally fucking awesome! I want a chest like that. And like you, I've no idea why...

#8 Posted by TheTerrifyer (163 posts) -

It's just a chest.
 
You can't add a hyphen to make a joke. Doesn't work like that.

#9 Posted by Evilsbane (4738 posts) -
@torus: LawL
 
But really that is cool you should install a soundboard to it so when you open it it makes the Zelda chest opening sound!!!!  EPIC
#10 Posted by basal1sk (53 posts) -

you know what you have to do know right? 
fill it with shiny objects and either hide it in a dungeon or burry it on a deasert island 
sorry but thems the rules
#11 Posted by Megalon (1392 posts) -

Alright, I'll say it: 
 
"That's what she said."

#12 Edited by hamlaser (230 posts) -

Awesome! I want one!  
@Evilsbane said:

" @torus: LawL  But really that is cool you should install a soundboard to it so when you open it it makes the Zelda chest opening sound!!!!  EPIC "

Hell yeah
#13 Posted by eroticfishcake (7792 posts) -

Not like any other chest, it's a huge fucking chest! You could do lot with that.

Online
#14 Posted by Alphazero (1548 posts) -

I once had a girlfriend that bought herself a huge chest.
 
Not as good as home-made.

#15 Posted by Win (541 posts) -

I hope you have enough Chest Key's to open it.

#16 Posted by JJOR64 (19065 posts) -

Every time you open it, play this sound:

#17 Posted by CitizenKane (10508 posts) -

That's a pretty cool chest.

#18 Posted by Bruce (5264 posts) -
@TheTerrifyer: 
 
Is it a real antique?
#19 Posted by crusader8463 (14429 posts) -

Mods i demand this person gets banned! Making me think the thread was about boobies then to deny me said boobies! There is a special place in hell for people who do that! Which i hear will be a pre-order bonus for Dante's inferno if you buy it at ebgames!
 
Really though i have always wanted a cool looking generic RPG chest just to keep stuff in.

#20 Posted by JoelTGM (5596 posts) -

lol you bought a wooden box, grats.

#21 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -

Yep, that's a huge fucking chest. 
 
I now want a huge fucking chest of my own.

#22 Posted by Bigandtasty (3204 posts) -

What will you put in it for when the hero passes through your town and barges into your house?

#23 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Aye! That ye' did ma' boy. 
Now.. Be thar' booty in said chest? 
 
 
And it's not just a huge fucking chest. It's a box of happy thoughts and 30 WINS 

#24 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -
@hamlaser said:
" Awesome! I want one!  
@Evilsbane said:

" @torus: LawL  But really that is cool you should install a soundboard to it so when you open it it makes the Zelda chest opening sound!!!!  EPIC "

Hell yeah "
That would be amazing. Do it!
#25 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -
@Evilsbane said:
" @torus: LawL  But really that is cool you should install a soundboard to it so when you open it it makes the Zelda chest opening sound!!!!  EPIC "
YES! this needs to be done.
#26 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

You know, the first thought that came to my head was a human chest. I am not very sure why but this is better (at least for males). I would like a chest for various pieces of crap; it really brings style to storage.

#27 Posted by Cube (4366 posts) -

Cool beans. 
 
I don't know what's lamer, buying a chest for no reason or saying "cool beans".
 
COOOOOL BEANS DUDEROO

#28 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -

Now fill it with Spanish gold.

#29 Posted by Dirty_Harry (717 posts) -

Now put another chest in that chest.

#30 Posted by vunna (237 posts) -

I was hoping for a pic of boobies.  Stupid Interweb lies again!
   
#31 Posted by Cornman89 (1579 posts) -

Man, that's a pretty sweet chest.

#32 Posted by Jambones (1696 posts) -
@TheTerrifyer: Love it :D Nice find, mate.
#33 Posted by VWGTI (1919 posts) -

That's the type of thing you buy and everyone has to give you a high-five for doing so.
 
*high-five*

#34 Posted by CSXLoser (582 posts) -

first time im envious over a chest

#35 Posted by super_machine (1931 posts) -
@torus said:
" What's a fucking-chest? "
Its where you keep your Gimp until friends come over.
#36 Posted by natetodamax (19219 posts) -

I love your chest

#37 Posted by SinGulaR (2392 posts) -

Say... you're not planning to let someone... "disappear"? are you? :D
#38 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

so how many treasure maps are you gonna hide in there?

#39 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -

That's an awesome chest!
It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs.

#40 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -
@Scooper said:

" That's an awesome chest! It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs. "

no. 
 
Ignoring that... cool chest.
#41 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -
@MasturbatingBear said:
" @Scooper said:

" That's an awesome chest! It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs. "

no."
Yes
 

#42 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -
@Scooper said:
" @MasturbatingBear said:
" @Scooper said:

" That's an awesome chest! It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs. "

no."
Yes
 

"
Fuck. Maybe?
#43 Posted by Karmum (11519 posts) -

How much did it cost?

#44 Posted by SinGulaR (2392 posts) -

Discworld FTW.
#45 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Tila Tequila already made this topic 6 months ago.
#46 Posted by TheTerrifyer (163 posts) -

First of all. Glad to see so many of you enjoy looking at my chest. I'm really proud of it. And yes, it's a real chest, not one of those fake plastic ones. AND, it was made in the year 1831. Which in itself is pretty damn sweet.
 
Secondly, it set me back 250 danish kroner... that's around like 50 bucks. Which is pretty fucking cheap for something made in the 19th century.
 
And lastly. I like boobs too, but let's move on.

#47 Posted by JoeOE18 (109 posts) -

Put a peach seed in it. There is no greater reward a chest can bestow.

#48 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Fill it with your greatest treasures. Bury it and make an elaborate treasure chest for someone to find it hundreds of years from now. You could be immortalized in history.

#49 Posted by TheTerrifyer (163 posts) -

While burying it was one of the first ideas that crossed my mind when I saw it... I'm pretty sure wherever i do bury it, someone is gonna stick some lame ass shopping mall on top of it in a year.

#50 Posted by Sticky_Pennies (2019 posts) -

Can two people fit in it?