I bought a huge fucking chest!

nice chest, it looks really great.

What's a fucking-chest?

woah... im speechless... and envious. I WANT IT 
 
 
 
congratz bud

 That's cool. Now you fill it with treasures, bury it and play pirate.

that's a good place to hide the bodies...

Your huge fucking chest is totally fucking awesome! I want a chest like that. And like you, I've no idea why...

It's just a chest.
 
You can't add a hyphen to make a joke. Doesn't work like that.

Alright, I'll say it: 
 
"That's what she said."

Awesome! I want one!  
@Evilsbane said:

" @torus: LawL  But really that is cool you should install a soundboard to it so when you open it it makes the Zelda chest opening sound!!!!  EPIC "

Not like any other chest, it's a huge fucking chest! You could do lot with that.

I once had a girlfriend that bought herself a huge chest.
 
Not as good as home-made.

I hope you have enough Chest Key's to open it.

Every time you open it, play this sound:

That's a pretty cool chest.

Mods i demand this person gets banned! Making me think the thread was about boobies then to deny me said boobies! There is a special place in hell for people who do that! Which i hear will be a pre-order bonus for Dante's inferno if you buy it at ebgames!
 
Really though i have always wanted a cool looking generic RPG chest just to keep stuff in.

lol you bought a wooden box, grats.

Yep, that's a huge fucking chest. 
 
I now want a huge fucking chest of my own.

What will you put in it for when the hero passes through your town and barges into your house?

Aye! That ye' did ma' boy. 
Now.. Be thar' booty in said chest? 
 
 
And it's not just a huge fucking chest. It's a box of happy thoughts and 30 WINS 

" Awesome! I want one!  
@Evilsbane said:

" @torus: LawL  But really that is cool you should install a soundboard to it so when you open it it makes the Zelda chest opening sound!!!!  EPIC "

Hell yeah "

" @torus: LawL  But really that is cool you should install a soundboard to it so when you open it it makes the Zelda chest opening sound!!!!  EPIC "

You know, the first thought that came to my head was a human chest. I am not very sure why but this is better (at least for males). I would like a chest for various pieces of crap; it really brings style to storage.

Cool beans. 
 
I don't know what's lamer, buying a chest for no reason or saying "cool beans".
 
COOOOOL BEANS DUDEROO

Now fill it with Spanish gold.

Now put another chest in that chest.

Man, that's a pretty sweet chest.

That's the type of thing you buy and everyone has to give you a high-five for doing so.
 
*high-five*

first time im envious over a chest

" What's a fucking-chest? "

I love your chest

so how many treasure maps are you gonna hide in there?

That's an awesome chest!
It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs.

" That's an awesome chest! It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs. "

" @Scooper said:

" That's an awesome chest! It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs. "

no."

" @MasturbatingBear said:

" @Scooper said:

" That's an awesome chest! It would be way cooler if it had hundreds of little legs. "

no."

Yes
 

"

How much did it cost?

First of all. Glad to see so many of you enjoy looking at my chest. I'm really proud of it. And yes, it's a real chest, not one of those fake plastic ones. AND, it was made in the year 1831. Which in itself is pretty damn sweet.
 
Secondly, it set me back 250 danish kroner... that's around like 50 bucks. Which is pretty fucking cheap for something made in the 19th century.
 
And lastly. I like boobs too, but let's move on.

Put a peach seed in it. There is no greater reward a chest can bestow.

Fill it with your greatest treasures. Bury it and make an elaborate treasure chest for someone to find it hundreds of years from now. You could be immortalized in history.

While burying it was one of the first ideas that crossed my mind when I saw it... I'm pretty sure wherever i do bury it, someone is gonna stick some lame ass shopping mall on top of it in a year.

Can two people fit in it?