I don't even have a penis and this hurts reading.

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#1  Edited By yukoasho
Well, that's one way to keep from having kids
 
Okay. 
 
Depending on who you ask, dude either got shot specifically in the junk by some really horrible person, or he shot himself accidentally
 
OK, I don't have a penis and I don't handle firearms, but how does this happen?  Don't guns have safeties?  Or at least triggers that require more than pocket movement to pull? 
 
And now the cops wanna take pictures of the thing!  I do feel sorry for whoever has to catalog this particular brand of evidence.  That must not be pretty to look at. 
 
Remember, kiddies - always keep your gun on safety between shootouts.
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#2  Edited By Capum15

I've seen some stories like this for both men and women.

Also, TSG is awesome (Mug Shot Roundup is great), and I love Worlds Dumbest.

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#3  Edited By TearsInRain

Those are a lot of P's in the title.  Also, I do not have a penis and find it painful to think about.

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#4  Edited By shinigami420

If you really want a dick just have a sex change

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#5  Edited By niamahai

so long the berries don't get hit its ok right?

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#6  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

wut.

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#8  Edited By ThePickle

At least he won't be raping anyone in the joint.

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#9  Edited By yukoasho
@Capum15 said:
I've seen some stories like this for both men and women.Also, TSG is awesome (Mug Shot Roundup is great), and I love Worlds Dumbest.
Yeah, TSG and World's Dumbest are amazing, even if they tend to damage my faith in humanity
 
Seriously, some of this shit makes you wonder if we've really come that far from monkeys...
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#10  Edited By strainedeyes

I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun.

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#11  Edited By Pyrgz

did i just watch 2 minutes of people making fun of an intoxicated person

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#12  Edited By BombKareshi
@Pyrgz said:

did i just watch 2 minutes of people making fun of an intoxicated person

Sure, and why not?
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#13  Edited By N7

Hey! Awesome! In the related stories over to the side, there's one about the guys who tried to bring down LulzSec. One of them was in Hamilton Ohio! That's so awesome! Around that same time I was staying at my uncle Paul's house! EXCLAMATION MARK!!

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#14  Edited By Agent47
@YukoAsho: Oh thank you so much I forgot how awesome that video was.
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#15  Edited By valrog

  

 
"I'm da only one in d is room pr ofess ional enough to carry dis."
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#16  Edited By tim_the_corsair

This is why you invest in a shoulder holster and a jacket

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#17  Edited By iam3green

well ouch. i just laughed that he was black. i was expecting it to be a young white person.