#1 Posted by YukoAsho (2248 posts) -
Well, that's one way to keep from having kids
 
Okay. 
 
Depending on who you ask, dude either got shot specifically in the junk by some really horrible person, or he shot himself accidentally
 
OK, I don't have a penis and I don't handle firearms, but how does this happen?  Don't guns have safeties?  Or at least triggers that require more than pocket movement to pull? 
 
And now the cops wanna take pictures of the thing!  I do feel sorry for whoever has to catalog this particular brand of evidence.  That must not be pretty to look at. 
 
Remember, kiddies - always keep your gun on safety between shootouts.
#2 Posted by Capum15 (5106 posts) -

I've seen some stories like this for both men and women.

Also, TSG is awesome (Mug Shot Roundup is great), and I love Worlds Dumbest.

#3 Posted by TearsInRain (278 posts) -

Those are a lot of P's in the title.  Also, I do not have a penis and find it painful to think about.

#4 Posted by shinigami420 (647 posts) -

If you really want a dick just have a sex change

#5 Posted by niamahai (1409 posts) -

so long the berries don't get hit its ok right?

#6 Posted by ThePhantomnaut (6260 posts) -

wut.

#7 Posted by Claude (16614 posts) -
#8 Posted by ThePickle (4266 posts) -

At least he won't be raping anyone in the joint.

#9 Posted by YukoAsho (2248 posts) -
@Capum15 said:
I've seen some stories like this for both men and women.Also, TSG is awesome (Mug Shot Roundup is great), and I love Worlds Dumbest.
Yeah, TSG and World's Dumbest are amazing, even if they tend to damage my faith in humanity
 
Seriously, some of this shit makes you wonder if we've really come that far from monkeys...
#10 Posted by StrainedEyes (1353 posts) -

I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun.

#11 Posted by Pyrgz (257 posts) -

did i just watch 2 minutes of people making fun of an intoxicated person

#12 Posted by BombKareshi (1042 posts) -
@Pyrgz said:

did i just watch 2 minutes of people making fun of an intoxicated person

Sure, and why not?
#13 Posted by N7 (3815 posts) -

Hey! Awesome! In the related stories over to the side, there's one about the guys who tried to bring down LulzSec. One of them was in Hamilton Ohio! That's so awesome! Around that same time I was staying at my uncle Paul's house! EXCLAMATION MARK!!

#14 Posted by Agent47 (1931 posts) -
@YukoAsho: Oh thank you so much I forgot how awesome that video was.
#15 Edited by valrog (3741 posts) -

  

 
"I'm da only one in d is room pr ofess ional enough to carry dis."
#16 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3053 posts) -

This is why you invest in a shoulder holster and a jacket

#17 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

well ouch. i just laughed that he was black. i was expecting it to be a young white person.