I fart a lot - Do you? - Off-Topic

Posted by Conzed92 (151 posts) 3 months, 16 days ago

I fart a lot - Do you? (57 votes)

Yes 44%

No 23%

I, alone, am responsibly for global climate change due to my immense release of methane 11%

I had my butt wielded shut by disgusted neighbours and friends 5%

I am a man, I see it as a natural way for me to mark my territory, so yes, I do 18%

I just wanted to keep track on the GiantBomb forum's release of methane and related gasses. Hope you will help me with this project. Be responsible and help me contribute to the fight against climate change.... And smelly underwear.

#1 Posted by dungbootle (2260 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

I never liked to be around other boys because all they did was fart all day

#2 Posted by Miketakon (499 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

I fart until I drop Giant Bombs.

#3 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (1861 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

I mean, I do? But not a lot. ~ This is a weirdly worded question.

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (29858 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

Can't. Had my butt sealed some years ago.

#5 Posted by kermoosh (910 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

for a question like this, you would need to set a standard for what is considered a lot or little. otherwise the results of this poll are inaccurate.

#6 Posted by frankfartmouth (922 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

Why yes I do

#7 Posted by Pr1mus (2548 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

All the time.

#8 Edited by Nightriff (2951 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

Hizang? That you?

EDIT: And since getting married both my wife and I fart all the time...her being pregnant is her excuse, mine is all the fast food we get out of laziness

#9 Posted by NiKva (128 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

Depends on what I eat.

#10 Posted by ZombiePie (4856 posts) - 3 months, 16 days ago

This forum topic has no real discussion value beyond talking about everyone's farts, which we don't need to have on the forums.

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