#1 Edited by Chrjz (306 posts) -

Originally from the beta site; I felt it was too good for the plebs to miss out on.

#2 Edited by Quebec_Classique (20 posts) -

I was about to flag this, but then I listened to it. That's some good shit right there.

#3 Posted by Pimpsandwich (71 posts) -

While this is just Youtube spam, I appreciate you showing me this. Damn.

#4 Posted by jking47 (1191 posts) -

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

#6 Posted by Getz (2955 posts) -

I feel like Jeff recounted the story of how that picture got taken at some point...

#7 Posted by Animasta (14463 posts) -

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

this kind of shit should only live on the beta forums, y'all.

#REALMOTHERFUCKINBULLSHIT

#8 Posted by NekuCTR (1663 posts) -

@Getz said:

I feel like Jeff recounted the story of how that picture got taken at some point...

Downside to showing up to a thread early, no links to things you absolutely must hear.

#9 Posted by TruthTellah (7675 posts) -

Aw man. Dis is mah jaaamm!

#10 Posted by TyCobb (1924 posts) -

Win.

#11 Posted by dungbootle (2454 posts) -

@Quebec_Classique said:

I was about to flag this, but then I listened to it. That's some good shit right there.

Sole exception to the rule.

#12 Posted by alternate (2655 posts) -

add a line of commentary and it will not get nuked.

#13 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

I actually think I agree with you.

#14 Posted by RenegadeDoppelganger (396 posts) -

Uh yeah

Rap Man, Rap Man

Kids going down on The Dunk

Deeper than the titantic sunk

Huffy straight fakin that funk

87 ounces cold hittin in the trunk

I'm the rap man and it's time to play

Come see me if you want that (?)

Get huffed get hype, go all damn night

Gotta get the hunk a dunk if you wanna feel right

and im dealin' the lex coupey wheelin'

checkin on these traps from here up to (steel lane?)

if you aint carded aint catch and release

try to step to my crew and its rest in peace

closed casket because I smoke that ass, bet

slangin that hunk just to build my assets

stronger that meth, (more) expensive that yay

so get out and buy that hunk today trick

uh yeah

got these lyrics

so you can hear it, feel it

yeah, rap man

#15 Posted by Ravelle (1050 posts) -

Did this just appear out of nowhere? I'm so confused and amazed by this.

#16 Posted by TheHT (10294 posts) -

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

Too late! Ahahahahahahahahaha what's yours is now mine!

#17 Posted by pyromagnestir (3972 posts) -

The youtube rule does not apply to site stuff you guys, and this is site stuff. However, what happens in the beta site should stay in the motherfucking beta site! You're off the site. Pack your shit and leave! Now!

@Ravelle: it's on the new beta site filed under

#18 Posted by mosespippy (3757 posts) -

@TheHT said:

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

Too late! Ahahahahahahahahaha what's yours is now mine!

Whatever. You'll never see the mods nude photos thread or the Hot Hentai thread.

#19 Posted by TheHumanDove (2397 posts) -

I've heard of this rap man before

DUUNK

#20 Posted by Itwongo (797 posts) -
#21 Posted by Xtrememuffinman (958 posts) -
@NekuCTR said:

@Getz said:

I feel like Jeff recounted the story of how that picture got taken at some point...

Downside to showing up to a thread early, no links to things you absolutely must hear.

I MUST KNOW!
 
Also, while on the subject, anyone have any idea where "You can't beat 100%" came from?
#22 Edited by JamesJeux007 (455 posts) -

If you think THIS is crazy, this pretty much reflects what is going on on the beta site right now.

Some of you must be pissed they don't have access, now xD

#23 Posted by TheHT (10294 posts) -

@mosespippy said:

@TheHT said:

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

Too late! Ahahahahahahahahaha what's yours is now mine!

Whatever. You'll never see the mods nude photos thread or the Hot Hentai thread.

Nudity on the internet? I am not concerned.

#24 Posted by Abendlaender (2599 posts) -

Now I'm afraid that Jeff might leave Giantbomb to start a music career....

#25 Posted by Dixego (357 posts) -

Holy shit.

#26 Posted by Aegon (5123 posts) -

Wait, where in the beta was this posted?

#27 Posted by Aegon (5123 posts) -

Never mind, found it.

#28 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2385 posts) -

I um... how do I get into the Beta site? o_O

#29 Posted by mosespippy (3757 posts) -

@Vigorousjammer: seaserpent.giantbomb.com. At first only premium members from before thanksgiving had access but I think the rest of them should have access by now.

#30 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2385 posts) -

@mosespippy said:

@Vigorousjammer: seaserpent.giantbomb.com. At first only premium members from before thanksgiving had access but I think the rest of them should have access by now.

Ah, thanks. Yeah, I JUST noticed the post by Dave on the 13th. The new site is looking damn goooooood!!!!

#31 Posted by Walreese55 (482 posts) -

This is the greatest video ever. Love the Slim Shady-esque beat

#32 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (4445 posts) -

This is well worth a necro.

#33 Edited by Embryonic (100 posts) -

Rap Man's got flow

#34 Posted by Intro (1191 posts) -

#35 Posted by Gangsterlax (113 posts) -

#36 Posted by mbdoeden (138 posts) -

Necro post reminded me to listen to THE RAP MAN again and I ain't angry.

#37 Posted by SSully (4060 posts) -

Fuck. I forgot how fantastic this is.

#38 Posted by Killerfridge (289 posts) -

I would buy a Rap Man album.