#1 Edited by Chrjz (393 posts) -

Originally from the beta site; I felt it was too good for the plebs to miss out on.

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#2 Edited by Quebec_Classique (22 posts) -

I was about to flag this, but then I listened to it. That's some good shit right there.

#3 Posted by Pimpsandwich (81 posts) -

While this is just Youtube spam, I appreciate you showing me this. Damn.

#4 Posted by jking47 (1266 posts) -

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

#6 Posted by Getz (3444 posts) -

I feel like Jeff recounted the story of how that picture got taken at some point...

#7 Posted by Animasta (14824 posts) -

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

this kind of shit should only live on the beta forums, y'all.

#REALMOTHERFUCKINBULLSHIT

#8 Posted by NekuCTR (1710 posts) -

@Getz said:

I feel like Jeff recounted the story of how that picture got taken at some point...

Downside to showing up to a thread early, no links to things you absolutely must hear.

#9 Posted by TruthTellah (9655 posts) -

Aw man. Dis is mah jaaamm!

#10 Posted by TyCobb (2004 posts) -

Win.

#11 Posted by dungbootle (2501 posts) -

@Quebec_Classique said:

I was about to flag this, but then I listened to it. That's some good shit right there.

Sole exception to the rule.

#12 Posted by alternate (2797 posts) -

add a line of commentary and it will not get nuked.

#13 Posted by Kyreo (4683 posts) -

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

I actually think I agree with you.

#14 Posted by RenegadeDoppelganger (447 posts) -

Uh yeah

Rap Man, Rap Man

Kids going down on The Dunk

Deeper than the titantic sunk

Huffy straight fakin that funk

87 ounces cold hittin in the trunk

I'm the rap man and it's time to play

Come see me if you want that (?)

Get huffed get hype, go all damn night

Gotta get the hunk a dunk if you wanna feel right

and im dealin' the lex coupey wheelin'

checkin on these traps from here up to (steel lane?)

if you aint carded aint catch and release

try to step to my crew and its rest in peace

closed casket because I smoke that ass, bet

slangin that hunk just to build my assets

stronger that meth, (more) expensive that yay

so get out and buy that hunk today trick

uh yeah

got these lyrics

so you can hear it, feel it

yeah, rap man

#15 Posted by Ravelle (1765 posts) -

Did this just appear out of nowhere? I'm so confused and amazed by this.

#16 Posted by TheHT (12572 posts) -

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

Too late! Ahahahahahahahahaha what's yours is now mine!

#17 Posted by pyromagnestir (4386 posts) -

The youtube rule does not apply to site stuff you guys, and this is site stuff. However, what happens in the beta site should stay in the motherfucking beta site! You're off the site. Pack your shit and leave! Now!

@Ravelle: it's on the new beta site filed under

#18 Posted by mosespippy (4746 posts) -

@TheHT said:

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

Too late! Ahahahahahahahahaha what's yours is now mine!

Whatever. You'll never see the mods nude photos thread or the Hot Hentai thread.

#19 Posted by TheHumanDove (2521 posts) -

I've heard of this rap man before

DUUNK

#20 Posted by Itwongo (1547 posts) -
#21 Posted by Xtrememuffinman (951 posts) -
@NekuCTR said:

@Getz said:

I feel like Jeff recounted the story of how that picture got taken at some point...

Downside to showing up to a thread early, no links to things you absolutely must hear.

I MUST KNOW!
 
Also, while on the subject, anyone have any idea where "You can't beat 100%" came from?
#22 Edited by JamesJeux007 (563 posts) -

If you think THIS is crazy, this pretty much reflects what is going on on the beta site right now.

Some of you must be pissed they don't have access, now xD

#23 Posted by TheHT (12572 posts) -

@mosespippy said:

@TheHT said:

@jking47 said:

These nonpaying peasants don't deserve to hear the ear orgasm that is BITCH GET HUNKED. Take it down!

Too late! Ahahahahahahahahaha what's yours is now mine!

Whatever. You'll never see the mods nude photos thread or the Hot Hentai thread.

Nudity on the internet? I am not concerned.

#24 Posted by Abendlaender (3006 posts) -

Now I'm afraid that Jeff might leave Giantbomb to start a music career....

#25 Posted by Dixego (405 posts) -

Holy shit.

#26 Posted by Aegon (6751 posts) -

Wait, where in the beta was this posted?

#27 Posted by Aegon (6751 posts) -

Never mind, found it.

#28 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2851 posts) -

I um... how do I get into the Beta site? o_O

#29 Posted by mosespippy (4746 posts) -

@Vigorousjammer: seaserpent.giantbomb.com. At first only premium members from before thanksgiving had access but I think the rest of them should have access by now.

#30 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2851 posts) -

@mosespippy said:

@Vigorousjammer: seaserpent.giantbomb.com. At first only premium members from before thanksgiving had access but I think the rest of them should have access by now.

Ah, thanks. Yeah, I JUST noticed the post by Dave on the 13th. The new site is looking damn goooooood!!!!

#31 Posted by Walreese55 (570 posts) -

This is the greatest video ever. Love the Slim Shady-esque beat

#32 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (6352 posts) -

This is well worth a necro.

#33 Edited by Embryonic (157 posts) -

Rap Man's got flow

#34 Posted by Intro (1248 posts) -
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#36 Posted by mbdoeden (236 posts) -

Necro post reminded me to listen to THE RAP MAN again and I ain't angry.

#37 Posted by SSully (4732 posts) -

Fuck. I forgot how fantastic this is.

#38 Posted by Killerfridge (324 posts) -

I would buy a Rap Man album.