i got owned by a 7 yearold

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#1  Edited By Gamer

ok so we were playing halo 3 and we were facing 3 generals and 1 brigadier and we didnt get any generals on our team, just 2 captains. 1 of them was named GotOwnedBy7YrOld or something like that. I thought that it was some guy who made a stupid name then at the end of the game we lost and some guy on the other team said to his team "hey lets party up" then I said "ok" then a SUPER squeaky voice on the other team said " shutup homo " then i was thinking WTF we just got beat by a 7 yearold general, then i said "shutup girl voice", then he said shutup bitch then some guy on the other team said " ohhh u gonna take that " then i couldnt think of anything else so i said " u shutup girl voice " then he said " shutup pussy " then the countdown timer got to 0 and it started searching again so he got the last word, kids these days are growing up with m rated video games dude, sessler was right! also who do u think won the fight me or the little kid

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#2  Edited By crunchUK

um omfg why do you care if you out trash talked the little kid? he's... a little kid. anyway he won because... he won the match and that's what counts

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#3  Edited By Gamer

he called me homo out of no where, he out trashed me u sucker

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#4  Edited By Blu_Magic
Gamer said:
"he called me homo out of no where, he out trashed me u sucker"
Mute him.
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#5  Edited By Absurd
Blu_Magic said:
"Gamer said:
"he called me homo out of no where, he out trashed me u sucker"
Mute him."
I love the Mute feature.
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#6  Edited By LoZone

thats funny.  you must really suck ass at halo.  lol.

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#7  Edited By Gamer

no point in muting him it was at the end of the game where theres 30 seconds to party up before it starts searching again, but wat i want to know is how the hell, no how the FUCK does a 7 yearold get so good at halo??

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#8  Edited By pyromaniac

ouch..that kid is gone pop up in your nightmares...keep watching.

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#9  Edited By Bennyishere

I doubt he's really a 7 year-old... People do imitations all the time.

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#10  Edited By Clean

I would just straight up call his ass out. I do it all the time in Madden.

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#11  Edited By crunchUK
Gamer said:
"he called me homo out of no where, he out trashed me u sucker"
but ur mini bio says you are gay so he was correct
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#12  Edited By Gamer
crunchUK said:
"Gamer said:
"he called me homo out of no where, he out trashed me u sucker"
but ur mini bio says you are gay so he was correct"
no my faggot brother zombie edited that and im deleting it now, thx for letting me know
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#13  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

i think you already know that kid owned you judging from the title :P 

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#14  Edited By Clean
crunchUK said:
"Gamer said:
"he called me homo out of no where, he out trashed me u sucker"
but ur mini bio says you are gay so he was correct"
hahahaha lmao
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#15  Edited By atejas

the grammar in your post physically wounded me.

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#16  Edited By DualReaver
atejas said:
"the grammar in your post physically wounded me."
The lack of capitalization in your post has caused me to punch a puppy.
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#17  Edited By crunchUK
Gamer said:
"crunchUK said:
"Gamer said:
"he called me homo out of no where, he out trashed me u sucker"
but ur mini bio says you are gay so he was correct"
no my faggot brother zombie edited that and im deleting it now, thx for letting me know"
LAWL! tarnation should have shut up
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#18  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

This thread sucks ass.

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#19  Edited By atejas
DualReaver said:
"atejas said:
"the grammar in your post physically wounded me."
The lack of capitalization in your post has caused me to punch a puppy."
Touche.
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#20  Edited By crunchUK
atejas said:
"DualReaver said:
"atejas said:
"the grammar in your post physically wounded me."
The lack of capitalization in your post has caused me to punch a puppy."
Touche."
the lack of verbs in your so called "sentence" just caused a gramatical time space continuum paradox that blew up the universe
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#21  Edited By Vaxadrin

That was the greatest story I've ever read.

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#22  Edited By Riddler

kill yourself

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#23  Edited By cann3dheat

I'd be worried that you were out-smarted by  a seven-year-old more than anything. Seriously, things aren't looking too good for you...

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#24  Edited By Termite
crunchUK said:
"atejas said:
"DualReaver said:
"atejas said:
"the grammar in your post physically wounded me."
The lack of capitalization in your post has caused me to punch a puppy."
Touche."
the lack of verbs in your so called "sentence" just caused a gramatical time space continuum paradox that blew up the universe"
The lack of anything substantial to mock in your retort causes me to self-destruct.

End of an era
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#25  Edited By crunchUK
Termite said:
"crunchUK said:
"atejas said:
"DualReaver said:
"atejas said:
"the grammar in your post physically wounded me."
The lack of capitalization in your post has caused me to punch a puppy."
Touche."
the lack of verbs in your so called "sentence" just caused a gramatical time space continuum paradox that blew up the universe"
The lack of anything substantial to mock in your retort causes me to self-destruct.

End of an era"
i find your lack of full stop disturbing


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#26  Edited By Riddler
crunchUK said:
"Termite said:
"crunchUK said:
"atejas said:
"DualReaver said:
"atejas said:
"the grammar in your post physically wounded me."
The lack of capitalization in your post has caused me to punch a puppy."
Touche."
the lack of verbs in your so called "sentence" just caused a gramatical time space continuum paradox that blew up the universe"
The lack of anything substantial to mock in your retort causes me to self-destruct.

End of an era"
i find your lack of full stop disturbing


"
oh! the irony.
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#28  Edited By crunchUK
Riddler said:
"crunchUK said:
"Termite said:
"crunchUK said:
"atejas said:
"DualReaver said:
"atejas said:
"the grammar in your post physically wounded me."
The lack of capitalization in your post has caused me to punch a puppy."
Touche."
the lack of verbs in your so called "sentence" just caused a gramatical time space continuum paradox that blew up the universe"
The lack of anything substantial to mock in your retort causes me to self-destruct.

End of an era"
i find your lack of full stop disturbing


"
oh! the irony."
.....



DUN DUN DUN...!
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#29  Edited By Shawn
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"This thread sucks ass."
Second that.
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#30  Edited By ShadowSkill11

I got owned by a 9 year old Korean kid when I was posted in South Korea at StarCraft  back in the day.

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#31  Edited By salavaster

Sometimes people get into the zone, after playing the game for like three weeks straight having nothing better to do. They usually become bored after that and then become crappy again.

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#32  Edited By SSbabel

I hate loosing to ppl who don't know what there doing.

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#33  Edited By AaronBelfast

Did you know Giant Bomb is whiskey powered?

I said that because there is no way to respond to this ass of a thread.

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#34  Edited By crunchUK
SSbabel said:
"I hate loosing to ppl who don't know what there doing."
:s if he's a general he obviously knows what he's doing
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#35  Edited By SlowHands

How old is the OP?

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#36  Edited By BiggerBomb

Half way through this I realized I didn't give a shit. I still don't.

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#37  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
SlowHands said:
"How old is the OP?"

7.
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#38  Edited By crunchUK

no he must be at least 9

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#39  Edited By BiggerBomb

If a prepubescent brat starts trash talking I just tell him not to come back on to XBL until his balls drop. That usually shuts them up.

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#40  Edited By lord_canti

he was a 7 year old stereotype  you won  plain and simple

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#41  Edited By ajarbuckle

next time just call him any bad words you can think of. Little seven year olds cry easy.

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#42  Edited By gabha
ShadowSkill11 said:
"I got owned by a 9 year old Korean kid when I was posted in South Korea at StarCraft  back in the day."
There is no shame in being owned by a South Korean at Starcraft, no matter how young they are.
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#43  Edited By clubsandwich

major fail.

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#44  Edited By OGCartman
Gamer said:
"ok so we were playing halo 3 and we were facing 3 generals and 1 brigadier and we didnt get any generals on our team, just 2 captains. 1 of them was named GotOwnedBy7YrOld or something like that. I thought that it was some guy who made a stupid name then at the end of the game we lost and some guy on the other team said to his team "hey lets party up" then I said "ok" then a SUPER squeaky voice on the other team said " shutup homo " then i was thinking WTF we just got beat by a 7 yearold general, then i said "shutup girl voice", then he said shutup bitch then some guy on the other team said " ohhh u gonna take that " then i couldnt think of anything else so i said " u shutup girl voice " then he said " shutup pussy " then the countdown timer got to 0 and it started searching again so he got the last word, kids these days are growing up with m rated video games dude, sessler was right! also who do u think won the fight me or the little kid"
Haha im alot like you, i like getting the last word. Accualy i woulda just gone ape shit on him, threatening to kill his family and tell him that hes addopted. Still, you have a life, you have more friends, you win
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#45  Edited By hazelnutman

You need to learn to verbally make children cry.

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#46  Edited By zeus_gb

What parent in their right mind would allow their seven year old to play Halo3?  That is if it was a seven year old which I doubt.

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#47  Edited By Nude_Dude

If I kid acts like at that at the age of 7....here's what parents should do:

- Slap him (no conversation bullshit)

- No more Halo 3 or any other 12+ and more for that matter

- No more XBOX360

- Grounded from going to parties for the next few months

- Slap him when he cries because of that again

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#48  Edited By Verdugo
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#49  Edited By get2sammyb
Gamer said:
"ok so we were playing halo 3 and we were facing 3 generals and 1 brigadier and we didnt get any generals on our team, just 2 captains. 1 of them was named GotOwnedBy7YrOld or something like that. I thought that it was some guy who made a stupid name then at the end of the game we lost and some guy on the other team said to his team "hey lets party up" then I said "ok" then a SUPER squeaky voice on the other team said " shutup homo " then i was thinking WTF we just got beat by a 7 yearold general, then i said "shutup girl voice", then he said shutup bitch then some guy on the other team said " ohhh u gonna take that " then i couldnt think of anything else so i said " u shutup girl voice " then he said " shutup pussy " then the countdown timer got to 0 and it started searching again so he got the last word, kids these days are growing up with m rated video games dude, sessler was right! also who do u think won the fight me or the little kid"
That story reminds me exactly why I'm not an XBOX Live user anymore.