I hate coffee. - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Grimjim8000 (93 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

as the title suggests.... whose with me? i prefer my caffiene soft and fizzy. not bitter and made of poison!

#2 Posted by Yummylee (18305 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I love coffee, therefore I am forced to hate you.

#3 Posted by Astras (973 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

How can anyone hate coffee.. it just doesn't make sense. I dont trust people who dont like a time out with a coffee.

#4 Posted by GunstarRed (4103 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I don't like it either.

Tea is fucking awesome though!

#5 Posted by SlasherMan (1725 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

What? How can anyone possibly not like coffee?! :O

I probably can't even function without at least one dose of java a day.

#6 Posted by EthanML (395 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Maybe you'll grow into it.

#7 Posted by cap123 (2475 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

i don't like it either, but to be honest i tried it a few times when i younger, didn't like it and have just opted for tea ever since.

#8 Posted by nanikore (2740 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I don't love it but I can drink it once in a while. If I couldn't drink any more coffee for my entire life, I wouldn't miss it.

#9 Posted by Conker (749 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Coffee is the only way you can survive your university years. Take it from me, I know.

#10 Posted by Hitchenson (4593 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Then you're wrong. Myself being awesome as am, live on coffee.

#11 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Anyone who hates coffee is a dirty commie, there, I said it.

#12 Posted by Zao (122 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

try adding milk and sugar then its not bitter. Problem solved

#13 Posted by RJPelonia (769 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Fuck you.

#14 Posted by Marz (5475 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I prefer sugar free coffee more than sugar free soda, so i kinda made it my drink of choice so i'd lose my sugar drinking habits.

#15 Edited by PK_Koopa (565 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I love coffee

#16 Edited by tineyoghurt (354 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I have been trying to get into coffee drinking the last week, and have found it to wake me up pretty good. I have yet to try some more fancy coffee, and I think the "regular" coffee is a bit to much acidly (is that even a word?).

I do still prefer tea for the taste; a good cup of Earl Gray with some sugar and milk in it is almost Nirvana to me when it comes to hot brews.

#17 Posted by Astras (973 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

@tineyoghurt:
Get the idea from TNG, the Earl grey advertising platform?
Alla Captain Picard.. "Earl grey.. hot"

#18 Posted by Grimjim8000 (93 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

most of you are heathens i see.

#19 Edited by Astras (973 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

@Grimjim8000 said:

" most of you are heathens i see. "

Uhmmm?

Heathen is from Old English hæðen "not Christian or Jewish", (c.f. Old Norse heiðinn). Historically, the term was probably influenced by Gothic haiþi "dwelling on the heath", appearing as haiþno in Ulfilas' bible as "gentile woman," (translating the "Hellene" in Mark 7:26). This translation was probably influenced by Latin paganus, "country dweller", or it was chosen because of its similarity to the Greek ethne, " gentile". It has even been suggested that Gothic haiþi is not related to "heath" at all, but rather a loan from Armenian hethanos, itself loaned from Greek ethnos.

#20 Posted by Grimjim8000 (93 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

philistines , heritics... etc etc

#21 Posted by Brunchies (2484 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I love coffee, it allows me to see the future and its pretty good.

#22 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (779 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

@Abyssfull said:

" I love coffee, therefore I am forced to hate you. "

I agree,without all the hate :)

#23 Posted by Allprox (529 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

FK you...

#24 Posted by ThaiMeUp (1 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Hmm I'm not a huge fan of coffee either but I've only ever tasted instant coffee, but I'd imagaine grounded bean coffee is just more intense and on my palet it comes acorss as bitter. I say...good old British tea ftw >:D or Chinese leaf tea :P

#25 Posted by RipAndTear (125 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I love coffee but respect that other dudes don't.

#26 Posted by Tireyo643 (5725 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I don't hate coffee, I just don't like to drink coffee. I love the smell of coffee though.

#27 Posted by Thrillhouse87 (202 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I used to hate the taste of coffee too, but just like beer it grew on me as I got older.
also:

#28 Posted by luce (4045 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Coffee is iight

#29 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I like those Frap things. I think that is those frozen slushie coffees.

#30 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6034 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Ive never tried coffee, too much caffeine but I have had coffee candy and it is awesome.

#31 Posted by Thekeenan (71 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I love ice caps and other associated cold coffee beverages.

However, I don't like warm drinks so regular coffee is out.

#32 Posted by tineyoghurt (354 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

@Thrillhouse87: WHAT? Someone posting M on GiantBomb? You, sir, have won my eternal respect.

#33 Posted by Somadude (547 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I don't like the taste of coffee, but I understand the appeal.

#34 Posted by loldetaerleo (159 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Coffee is ass.

#35 Posted by OroJackson (677 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Cuban coffe is amazing, just saying

#36 Posted by Pseudonym (12 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Coffee>>>>Tea

#37 Posted by DirrtyNinja (715 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

How very dare you.

#38 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Coffee hates you too.

#39 Posted by labam89 (293 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Coffee fucking rocks.

#40 Posted by CaptainTryHard (207 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

In case you're wondering... this doesn't get old

#41 Posted by MysteriousBob (6209 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I can't stand the stuff. Horrible.

#42 Posted by nail1080 (1969 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

@EthanML said:

" Maybe you'll grow into it. "

THIS

#43 Posted by Symphony (1913 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I don't like the taste of coffee by itself, but flavored lattes or mochas are awesome ^^

#44 Posted by Computerplayer1 (990 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I've made it through 3 years of university without a sip of coffee. Just doesn't taste that great, and caffeine doesn't much effect me.

#45 Edited by Civraz (392 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

@SlasherMan said:

" What? How can anyone possibly not like coffee?! :O I probably can't even function without at least one dose of java a day. "

I agree entirely. Coffee is a necessity of life and comes right before sleep. sleep->Coffee->shelter->food->water->air.

#46 Posted by CH3BURASHKA (4041 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I more of a tea-drinker, but I am capable of drinking coffee, strong-black or Starbucks-weak.

#47 Posted by AndrewB (6919 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

I'm drinking iced coffee right now. I'm also a tea drinker, but only if the stuff is high enough quality.

#48 Posted by rjayb89 (7586 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

Looks like somebody didn't have F...K in his coffee. Know what I'm sayin'?

#49 Posted by RubberBabyBuggyBumpers (628 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

the only kind of coffee i drink is french vanilla. it's dense enough not to fuck up my stomach. if i have the regular stuff, i'll be sitting on the toilet within a few short hours. my drinks of choice are mountain dew, mountain dew: livewire, mountain dew voltage, cherry pepsi, and regular pepsi.

#50 Posted by Thrillhouse87 (202 posts) - 3 years, 2 months ago

@tineyoghurt said:

" @Thrillhouse87: WHAT? Someone posting M on GiantBomb? You, sir, have won my eternal respect. "

Someone recognizing m on GiantBomb? You have my respect, fine sir or madam, even though You managed to misspell a one-letter name. Its m, not M...