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#1 Edited by Microshock (341 posts) -

moderator edit (poop to puppy) :D

Every freaking morning I have to let my puppy out.. I'll be doing something and "nope", the puppy says. Gotta let me out. Oops, I forgot my phone and now I have to experience this without anything to entertain me.

Then I have to play patty cake with my puppy and his ball for what seems like forever sometimes (yeah yeah animal lovers SHUT UP).

#2 Posted by BIGJEFFREY (4952 posts) -

PREACH

#3 Edited by Microshock (341 posts) -

Round 2, the poop says. Go fuck yourself, the poop says. This will be a dirty one, the poop says. So dirty you're going have to turn around and pray to baby jesus there's toilet paper on the shelf behind you, the poop says.

#4 Posted by Unilad (559 posts) -

Your mum poops.

Game over.

#5 Posted by DarthOrange (3858 posts) -

:D

#6 Posted by Microshock (341 posts) -

Poop discriminates against no man.

You can even poop in a can.

It keeps you prisoner, you see.

For the toilet is your cell, not some party.


#7 Edited by Sanj (2371 posts) -

" Oops, I forgot my phone and now I have to experience this without anything to entertain me. "

Nailed it.

Although, if you haven't pooped in a while, it does feel like a weight has been lifted...or dropped, which is nice.

Butt my least favourite part is sitting on a cold toilet seat. Probably not so much of a tissue with hotter countries.

#8 Posted by big_jon (5723 posts) -

It's one of my skills.

#9 Edited by MB (12269 posts) -

I'm expanding the whole changing profanity in thread titles to puppy initiative to now include topics that normally would have just been deleted. With heavy editing, of course.

@microshock Enjoy your new topic. Clean it up next time.

Who could hate this little guy?

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#10 Edited by BIGJEFFREY (4952 posts) -

Gasp!!!!!

#11 Edited by Microshock (341 posts) -

Poop is profanity? Is this whole thing a pun? Am I being punk'd?

#12 Edited by Unilad (559 posts) -

Hahhaa. classic.

#13 Posted by Christoffer (1798 posts) -

Well, everyone must own a puppy, it's the law. So suck it up.

#14 Edited by DeadpanCakes (847 posts) -

@rorie is not gonna like this....

#15 Posted by MB (12269 posts) -

...Am I being punk'd?

You're damn right you are!

Deleting or closing stupid topics is so 2013.

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#16 Posted by martez87 (67 posts) -

Oh no! The Anti-Rorie has arrived!

#17 Posted by Sanj (2371 posts) -

Great, now my last post looks random as fuck.

#18 Edited by MB (12269 posts) -

@sanj: Hah! Oh man...that is good. It can be deleted if you wish, but it's pretty funny.

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#19 Posted by JackSukeru (5910 posts) -

Funny thing is, I started reading this topic thinking it was about puppies, but then had to take a break to go to the bathroom.

#20 Posted by TruthTellah (8794 posts) -

uhhhh...

2014 is starting off weird, guys.

#21 Edited by Abendlaender (2788 posts) -

Reading this thread without realizing the title was altered is really confusing and/or infuriating.

Also I was going to make a "I'm Matt Rorie and this is my least favourite thread on the forums" joke which would have been HILARIOUS cause memes, amiright? but now it seems kinda pointless.

#22 Edited by TruthTellah (8794 posts) -
How could anyone hate puppies?

#23 Posted by Milkman (16664 posts) -

This place is weird.

#24 Posted by Sanj (2371 posts) -

@mb: ...Meh, I'm not too bothered.

#25 Posted by TruthTellah (8794 posts) -

@milkman said:

This place is weird.

You're weird.

#26 Edited by CoinMatze (471 posts) -

See? Not knowing what was edited makes this all confusing. Every puppy could be something naughty.

Every freaking morning I have to let my dick out.. I'll be doing something and "nope", the dick says. Gotta let me out. Oops, I forgot my phone and now I have to experience this without anything to entertain me.

Then I have to play patty cake with my dick and his ball for what seems like forever sometimes (yeah yeah animal lovers SHUT UP).

#27 Posted by PandaBear (1357 posts) -

Everybody poops.

Everybody.

#28 Posted by ShaggE (6420 posts) -

Every puppy could be something naughty.

Well, that's just a general life truth.

#29 Posted by audioBusting (1507 posts) -

Dang it's really hard to tell what's real and what's not with this new policy.

#30 Posted by TruthTellah (8794 posts) -

Dang it's really hard to tell what's real and what's not with this new policy.

Is any of this actually real?

#31 Posted by MB (12269 posts) -

@audiobusting said:

Dang it's really hard to tell what's real and what's not with this new policy.

Is any of this actually real?

Well when I say "policy", what it really means is "I'm doing this now"

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#32 Edited by TruthTellah (8794 posts) -

@mb said:

@truthtellah said:

@audiobusting said:

Dang it's really hard to tell what's real and what's not with this new policy.

Is any of this actually real?

Well when I say "policy", what it really means is "I'm doing this now"

heh. Duly noted. I knew you were kind of doing whatever you want lately, but this is at least comparatively innocuous.

Like this puppy!

#33 Posted by zombiepenguin9 (533 posts) -

Everybody poops.

Everybody.

Isn't that a popular R.E.M. song?

#34 Posted by DEFE (244 posts) -

I don't think I've seen a moderator go this mad with power since Sweep locked every topic in Sea Serpent. I like this website.

#35 Edited by dudeglove (7758 posts) -

@mb: y'know what, MB? You're alright.

#36 Posted by TheHT (11147 posts) -

Edward Snowden poops.

#37 Edited by armaan8014 (5381 posts) -

@sanj said:

" Oops, I forgot my phone and now I have to experience this without anything to entertain me. "

Nailed it.

Although, if you haven't pooped in a while, it does feel like a weight has been lifted...or dropped, which is nice.

What??! I LOVE puppying! It's so relaxing and beautiful! Who needs a phone?? Just feel it and enjoy the experience.

#38 Posted by punkxblaze (2972 posts) -

You're a monster, @mb, A MONSTER. Never change.

#39 Edited by Yummylee (21506 posts) -

I hate puppy poop.

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#40 Edited by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@yummylee said:

I hate puppy poop.

Does puppy mean poop in this sentence? I am so very confused.

#41 Posted by SunBroZak (1082 posts) -

@pandabear said:

Everybody poops.

Everybody.

Isn't that a popular R.E.M. song?

My mind went to that one track in the Deus Ex: Human Revolution soundtrack.

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#42 Edited by GamingMichael (104 posts) -
#43 Edited by TheManWithNoPlan (5426 posts) -

#44 Posted by NoobSauceG7 (1241 posts) -

>:(

#45 Posted by HatKing (5886 posts) -

It's fun mad libing this shit back into its original context.

#46 Posted by ripelivejam (3803 posts) -

im too dumb to make any sense of this and also it's still too damn early so im just gonna leave :||||||||||

#47 Edited by MonkeyKing1969 (2690 posts) -

Every child should own a cat, a dog, and a fish, frog, snake or lizard in their lifetime. Everyone should own those pets because they teach you thing you cannot learn from humans. And, much like life you will meet all kinds and what you get helps you in different ways. Pets teach you how to care for things, how to put another being ahead of you needs, how to be responsible, but to be kind, loving and patient. And, pets teach you about death and sickness.


#48 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4717 posts) -

@sunbrozak said:

@zombiepenguin9 said:

@pandabear said:

Everybody poops.

Everybody.

Isn't that a popular R.E.M. song?

My mind went to that one track in the Deus Ex: Human Revolution soundtrack.

Too bad. Thought you made a stealthy reference to BLR.

#49 Posted by PandaBear (1357 posts) -

@sunbrozak said:

@zombiepenguin9 said:

@pandabear said:

Everybody poops.

Everybody.

Isn't that a popular R.E.M. song?

My mind went to that one track in the Deus Ex: Human Revolution soundtrack.

Too bad. Thought you made a stealthy reference to BLR.

You made my life. (You did not make my life)

That's pretty great though :)

#50 Edited by weegieanawrench (1938 posts) -

Yeah well, I hate puppy haters. We all poop dude, even Barack Obama and his dog.