I have a new cat. Name it.

Catmeat.

Yeah I got nothing.

@SoldierG654342:

Oh. In that case, I demand that it be named Lucifer. Or maybe he should take a picture of it when it isn't pissed.

@SoldierG654342: Pandora or Hiesenberg

Rocketcat

Edit: (Obviously, you would need to strap a small jet-pack looking device on it)

Hoof-Hearted. Remember that?

Get Felicia Day to name your cat like I did.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29823853@N03/2845382350/in/photostream

She tweeted about it when it happened if you want proof- but i'm not going to go back that far in her timeline lol.

Chairman Meow.

First name that popped up in my head when I saw your cat was Selena

Silver

@SoldierG654342: Get Felicia Day to name your cat like I did.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29823853@N03/2845382350/in/photostream

She tweeted about it when it happened if you want proof- but i'm not going to go back that far in her timeline lol.

Cunt.

Dog.

Hoss

Nyan?

My family recently came into the possession of a cat and we are unable to think up a name, so I would appreciate some suggestions.

ADMIRAL WOLVERINE LIGHTNING-BOLT

@The_Laughing_Man: Top of page three. 

Meowio Lopez

Snowy.

Sir Pounce-a-lot

Surstroming.

Chief Pukes-On-Rug

Kat-320

Slagathor

More crazy cat names over here:
Suggest names for my dad's new cat!

Saucepan Man. Only viable answer.
 
EDIT: Or Silky The Fairy

Bilbo.

Mr. Satan

Ghostface Kitty.

Selina

Magic.

Name it Cat please

Kimba Slice

im guess its too late but call it monkey

Funyuns

Vinny

name all things vinny, regardless of gender

Snarfems. :3

Waggleton P. Tallylicker

erica

Batman. Probably already been said, but I'm not reading through all of this.

I'm going to assume Zazzles has been suggested, but if not... Zazzles.

name it "to pronounce my name correctly i would need to cut out your tongue"

Simba

I'm going to assume Zazzles has been suggested, but if not... Zazzles.

@SoldierG654342 said:

@ShaggE said:

I'm going to assume Zazzles has been suggested, but if not... Zazzles.

They went with Zazzles. I, however, will always call it Catface.

This makes me immensely happy. Hopefully that cat will prove worthy of his name and be the zazziest cat to ever zazz.

SoldierG654343

Brutalitops.

Rorie

Dog