I bring this up as I figure a few of you might want to participate in the insanity by getting some as well.
I'm talking about Miracle Berry Tablets. Mysterious Fruit Tabs. Miraculin dots. Hairy Tongue Vests. Daddy's Medicine. Whatever you want to call them, the bottom line is they're awesome.
RAW SCIENCE: The fruit extract has a protein that inhibits your sour and bitter taste receptors.
TRANSLATION: Lemons taste like fucking candy, dawg!
More science can be found on Wikipedia: Miracle Fruit
HOW PARTY? Let the tab dissolve in your mouth and coat your tongue with it's foamy filth to fuck up your taste buds something fierce. The taste-altering effect can last for a few hours too.
WHERE GET? ThinkGeek carries them: Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
Here's a picture of the berry, in case you live in Africa and are wondering why you find yourself out in the bushes every night, naked and frothing at the mouth:
Also, here's a picture of the packaged product version:
Oh and here's the UPS tracking number: 1Z7R02W10376954954 - says it'll get to them on Wednesday.
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