I just had the most embarrassing conversation ever. ;_;

So I went out with my dad to put some gas to the car. So on our way to the gas station, everything was alright, just when we were coming back home, he starts talking me about sex. :| I was all like "Dad... I'm 18. :|" And starts asking me if I ever had sex with my ex-gf, that I must protect my self and shit... my God it was so uncomfortable, and just when I thought it couldn't get worse, he starts talking about how much he fucked when he was young, and then starts talking about masturbation and stuff... my God I still think of it as a terrible nightmare that actually happened. x_x 

No. My dad says incredibly stupid things sometimes, but I think he knows better than to bother me with such trivialities.

Ah no....yet.... That was a pretty messed up talk about sex though....I don't/wouldn't wanna know about my parents sex life....

I have not had an experience like that with my father, and it would not get that far.

Not yet and i wish i don't have that talk with my father or my mom.

Club i heard you got banned. What for?

Nope. Not really about that but the same subject. Very awkward

conversation!?

LMFAO! Wow that must be hella awkward. So far so good, because I still don't have to talk to them about this shit. :P

"Club i heard you got banned. What for?"

"LMFAO! Wow that must be hella awkward. So far so good, because I still don't have to talk to them about this shit. :P"

LOL LOL LOL

"No. My dad says incredibly stupid things sometimes, but I think he knows better than to bother me with such trivialities."

well now you know u can be like ur dad and have lots of young sex.......pfff..... dumb

"Sentry said:

"LMFAO! Wow that must be hella awkward. So far so good, because I still don't have to talk to them about this shit. :P"

yeah you can bet on it, it was really really awkward, I really felt a little dead inside after it. I just can't go to the bathroom anymore, I just think that my dad will think I'll masturbate furiously or something. -__-"

"Jayge said:

"No. My dad says incredibly stupid things sometimes, but I think he knows better than to bother me with such trivialities."

haha I know exactly what you mean...then again I kinda told him off when he tried telling me about it. I was like "Dad I did it years ago" and he was like "Really..oh okay..ummm congrats""

Yeah, I don't really mind it though, My dad talks like that alot haha

"clubsandwich said:

"Sentry said:

"LMFAO! Wow that must be hella awkward. So far so good, because I still don't have to talk to them about this shit. :P"

yeah you can bet on it, it was really really awkward, I really felt a little dead inside after it. I just can't go to the bathroom anymore, I just think that my dad will think I'll masturbate furiously or something. -__-"

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man! Wat if you have bad diarrhea one of these days!! You're so screwed lol."

"Canadian said:

"Club i heard you got banned. What for?"

all the answers are in my blog."

"Sentry said:

"clubsandwich said:

"Sentry said:

"LMFAO! Wow that must be hella awkward. So far so good, because I still don't have to talk to them about this shit. :P"

yeah you can bet on it, it was really really awkward, I really felt a little dead inside after it. I just can't go to the bathroom anymore, I just think that my dad will think I'll masturbate furiously or something. -__-"

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man! Wat if you have bad diarrhea one of these days!! You're so screwed lol."

I know, I just don't want to go to the bathroom anymore, I just can't go to the bathroom like the way I used to."

what? who? nvm I'll go check. :q

I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around at the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders, and left.

I will never forget that. D: "

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:"

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:"

I had a similar experience with my mom as well... god I felt really bad because she actually caught me but acted like nothing happened but still, so much awkward silence."

ahahaha

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:"

I had a similar experience with my mom as well... god I felt really bad because she actually caught me but acted like nothing happened but still, so much awkward silence."

"clubsandwich said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:"

I had a similar experience with my mom as well... god I felt really bad because she actually caught me but acted like nothing happened but still, so much awkward silence."

"Hey honey I just wanted to check up on you and say good ni-. What? Are you naked? What's that you're looking at!

NOO TIMMY NOOOO!""

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around at the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders, and left.

I will never forget that. D: "

Haha lol it sucks when that happens, but if you think that's bad hair this! One time i was watching some porn with headphones pluged in through my 5.1 setup with the sound on the speakers up kinda loud but all the audio was going through the headphones obviously, well all of a sudden i herd my bedroom door open, i didnt have time to pause it but i had the curser on the minimis button so i minimized it, i quickly took of the head phones and while doing so accedently disconecting it from my soundsystem, so there i was sitting at my comp with porn blasting though my soundsystem with my mom standing in my doorway speachless....worst day of my life."

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around at the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders, and left.

I will never forget that. D: "

Haha lol it sucks when that happens, but if you think that's bad hair this! One time i was watching some porn with headphones plugged in through my 5.1 setup with the sound on the speakers up kinda loud but all the audio was going through the headphones obviously, well all of a sudden i herd my bedroom door open, i didn't have time to pause it but i had the curser on the minimize button so i minimized it, i quickly took off the head phones and while doing so accidentally disconnecting it from my soundsystem, so there i was sitting at my comp with porn blasting though my soundsystem with my mom standing in my doorway speechless....worst day of my life."

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around at the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders, and left.

I will never forget that. D: "

Haha lol it sucks when that happens, but if you think that's bad hair this! One time i was watching some porn with headphones plugged in through my 5.1 setup with the sound on the speakers up kinda loud but all the audio was going through the headphones obviously, well all of a sudden i herd my bedroom door open, i didn't have time to pause it but i had the curser on the minimize button so i minimized it, i quickly took off the head phones and while doing so accidentally disconnecting it from my soundsystem, so there i was sitting at my comp with porn blasting though my soundsystem with my mom standing in my doorway speechless....worst day of my life."

I've never been caught with my dick in my hand because I have learned to just "j one" in the shower. Bullet proof.

"I've never been caught with my dick in my hand because I have learned to just "j one" in the shower. Bullet proof."

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never been caught with my dick in my hand because I have learned to just "j one" in the shower. Bullet proof."

The problem is I end up taking long ass 20+ minute shows that run up the fuel bill.

It helps if I bring my pr0n into the bathroom in the form of my DS or PSP."

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never been caught with my dick in my hand because I have learned to just "j one" in the shower. Bullet proof."

The problem is I end up taking long ass 20+ minute shows that run up the fuel bill."

As much as I love about devulging my masturbation techniques, I'm going to stop here. :P

"So I went out with my dad to put some gas to the car. So on our way to the gas station, everything was alright, just when we were coming back home, he starts talking me about sex. :| I was all like "Dad... I'm 18. :|" And starts asking me if I ever had sex with my ex-gf, that I must protect my self and shit... my God it was so uncomfortable, and just when I thought it couldn't get worse, he starts talking about how much he fucked when he was young, and then starts talking about masturbation and stuff... my God I still think of it as a terrible nightmare that actually happened. x_x 

Did you guys ever had a similar experience?

"

I remember I was fapping once but I was kind of sleepy so I didn't do it all the way, next thing I know I wake up, see my mom picking up my laundry, and I'm still holding onto my erect d*ck.

That was the most painful day of my life >.<

luckily i am azn

and my parents have never ever talk about any of the awkward crap u guys have dealt with

Woot one good thing for azn kids

your dad talks to everybody about sex.

"I remember I was fapping once but I was kind of sleepy so I didn't do it all the way, next thing I know I wake up, see my mom picking up my laundry, and I'm still holding onto my erect d*ck.

That was the most painful day of my life >.<"

"I remember I was fapping once but I was kind of sleepy so I didn't do it all the way, next thing I know I wake up, see my mom picking up my laundry, and I'm still holding onto my erect d*ck.

That was the most painful day of my life >.<"

"Relys said:

"clubsandwich said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:"

I had a similar experience with my mom as well... god I felt really bad because she actually caught me but acted like nothing happened but still, so much awkward silence."

"Hey honey I just wanted to check up on you and say good ni-. What? Are you naked? What's that you're looking at!

NOO TIMMY NOOOO!""

Hahaha"

"Jolly_Lolly said:

"I remember I was fapping once but I was kind of sleepy so I didn't do it all the way, next thing I know I wake up, see my mom picking up my laundry, and I'm still holding onto my erect d*ck.

That was the most painful day of my life >.<"

I like that she didn't leave the room when she saw you passed out with your erect dick in your hand.  That laundry really needed to get done."

"BiggerBomb said:

"Relys said:

"clubsandwich said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:"

I had a similar experience with my mom as well... god I felt really bad because she actually caught me but acted like nothing happened but still, so much awkward silence."

"Hey honey I just wanted to check up on you and say good ni-. What? Are you naked? What's that you're looking at!

NOO TIMMY NOOOO!""

Hahaha"

Well I watched porn at the library once...thats right the mother fucking library, I was 13 then and I kinda tried to play it off but my mom was like..what were you looking at son..and god she kept pestering me....sooooooo awkward."

"I remember I was fapping once but I was kind of sleepy so I didn't do it all the way, next thing I know I wake up, see my mom picking up my laundry, and I'm still holding onto my erect d*ck.

That was the most painful day of my life >.<"

"pyromaniac said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"Relys said:

"clubsandwich said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"I've never had a really awkward sex conversation but I do have a really awkward story:

A year or so back I was watching porn on my computer late at night with the volume low. Next thing I know I hear some swift footsteps coming up the stairs next to the room. So I hit the light switch, turned off the computer screen, turned on the TV, and jumped into my bed quickly pulling up the sheets (naked mind you.) It turns out it was my mom coming in to say g'night to me. She sits down on the edge of my bed and was just asking me something about the day when I hear a barely audible moaning sound....

I didn't exit out of the video. >.<

Of course the screen was black so you couldn't see anything and my mom starts looking around about the room asking if I heard anything. I of course said, "No, mom, it's just the TV. Look." I was watching Scrubs and they were just doing shit around the hospital so it wasn't like there would be much moaning involved there. I told her I didn't hear anything and that I was about to go to sleep. I said goodnight, she shrugged her shoulders and left.

I will never forget that. D:"

I had a similar experience with my mom as well... god I felt really bad because she actually caught me but acted like nothing happened but still, so much awkward silence."

"Hey honey I just wanted to check up on you and say good ni-. What? Are you naked? What's that you're looking at!

NOO TIMMY NOOOO!""

Hahaha"

Well I watched porn at the library once...thats right the mother fucking library, I was 13 then and I kinda tried to play it off but my mom was like..what were you looking at son..and god she kept pestering me....sooooooo awkward."

A kid with a learning disability in my grade was caught watching porn in the school computer lab last year, or maybe the year before."

"BiggerBomb said: Dude they busted two  "learning disabled" kids a.k.a retarded kids going at it in the school bathroom, the whole school had a good laugh at that."

Feel sorry for ya dude, i dont plan on having that kind of conversation with my father.