I Just Saw Crank: High Voltage...

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#1  Edited By Vinchenzo

Best movie ever. I could not stop laughing. Everything you'd expect from Crank's sequel. A lot of surprising returns, and random events. Let me just bullet-point an overview.

  • More boobs.
  • More public sex.
  • More ridiculousness.
  • More Crank.

Now go see this fucking film.

Just an example of what to expect: a guy gets a shotgun shoved up his ass. Why aren't you already in your car on your way to the theater?

Edit: For Jeff, there is a Mortal Kombat sequence in this movie.
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#2  Edited By Dolphin_Butter

Whoa, it's out already?

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#3  Edited By toowalrus

Ha, I didn't even realize it was out.

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#4  Edited By HandsomeDead

Yeah, I saw it last night. Good film, not as good as the first film but a lot of the stuff is hilarious. Statham running at the start after getting supercharged had everyone in stitches. Also, odds of Crank 3D? They have to have at least considered it.

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#5  Edited By ishotmrburns

My condolences.

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#6  Edited By REDRUN

Thanks for the reminder. The first Crank was all out ridiculous. Not a bad thing at all, just the most genius film I saw that year. Cracking up from beginning to end.

TGIF, time to go see Crank 2.

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#7  Edited By jakob187
HandsomeDead said:
"odds of Crank 3D?"
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

I need to go see this sometime this week!  Stupid working until midnight...
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#8  Edited By pause422

Sounds like I should go see some Crank 2 this weekened :P

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#9  Edited By Hector

I might so see this on Monday after school!

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#10  Edited By tekmojo

Hell yea

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#11  Edited By raven_squad

I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. 

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Hahah, I have to go see this.

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#13  Edited By Coltonio7

DUDE SEEING THIS TONIGHT! ! !

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#14  Edited By Vinchenzo
raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while.
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#15  Edited By JJOR64

I heard that there is supposed to be a trailer of H2 (the new Halloween movie) before the movie.

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#16  Edited By ValkyrieGoddess

I couldn't bring myself to go watch this movie since he hit the pavement and kicked the bucket at the end of the first one.... or at least they made me think he died.

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#17  Edited By raven_squad
Vinchenzo said:
"raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while."
I can. This exceeds "dumb" and enters straight up "retarded as hell" territory. The part where he puts the jumper cables from the running car on his tongue was enough for me. 
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#18  Edited By CL60
raven_squad said:
"Vinchenzo said:
"raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while."
I can. This exceeds "dumb" and enters straight up "retarded as hell" territory. The part where he puts the jumper cables from the running car on his tongue was enough for me. 
"
It's meant to be like that, and I'm sorry if you can't actually have fun while watching a movie and everything has to be serious. This isn't "retarded as hell" things like meet the Spartans and epic movie and stuff are "retarded as hell"
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#19  Edited By raven_squad
CL60 said:
"raven_squad said:
"Vinchenzo said:
"raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while."
I can. This exceeds "dumb" and enters straight up "retarded as hell" territory. The part where he puts the jumper cables from the running car on his tongue was enough for me. 
"
It's meant to be like that, and I'm sorry if you can't actually have fun while watching a movie and everything has to be serious. This isn't "retarded as hell" things like meet the Spartans and epic movie and stuff are "retarded as hell""
Ok. Its meant to be like that. I dont give a fuck. It looks stupid as hell, and I wouldn't see it unless paid. Your not changing my opinion, and last time I checked, I was allowed to express it. 
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#20  Edited By CL60
raven_squad said:
"CL60 said:
"raven_squad said:
"Vinchenzo said:
"raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while."
I can. This exceeds "dumb" and enters straight up "retarded as hell" territory. The part where he puts the jumper cables from the running car on his tongue was enough for me. 
"
It's meant to be like that, and I'm sorry if you can't actually have fun while watching a movie and everything has to be serious. This isn't "retarded as hell" things like meet the Spartans and epic movie and stuff are "retarded as hell""
Ok. Its meant to be like that. I dont give a fuck. It looks stupid as hell, and I wouldn't see it unless paid. Your not changing my opinion, and last time I checked, I was allowed to express it. "
"cough"angerissues"cough"

And btw, you've never seen it? Good job judging movies before seeing them. You should be a professional reviewer.
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#21  Edited By raven_squad
CL60 said:
"raven_squad said:
"CL60 said:
"raven_squad said:
"Vinchenzo said:
"raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while."
I can. This exceeds "dumb" and enters straight up "retarded as hell" territory. The part where he puts the jumper cables from the running car on his tongue was enough for me. 
"
It's meant to be like that, and I'm sorry if you can't actually have fun while watching a movie and everything has to be serious. This isn't "retarded as hell" things like meet the Spartans and epic movie and stuff are "retarded as hell""
Ok. Its meant to be like that. I dont give a fuck. It looks stupid as hell, and I wouldn't see it unless paid. Your not changing my opinion, and last time I checked, I was allowed to express it. "
"cough"angerissues"cough""
No, Im sick of you questioning my opinion in multiple threads. 
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#22  Edited By kmdrkul

It's never necessarily a good idea to come into someones thread and attempt to shit all over it...

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#23  Edited By raven_squad
kmdrkul said:
"It's never necessarily a good idea to come into someones thread and attempt to shit all over it..."
Why? Happens to pretty much every thread that expresses an opinion on something. 

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#24  Edited By CL60
raven_squad said:
"kmdrkul said:
"It's never necessarily a good idea to come into someones thread and attempt to shit all over it..."
Why? Happens to pretty much every thread that expresses an opinion on something. 

"
Only when that persons opinion is moronic...and don't even say an opinion can't be moronic because it's your opinion, because an opinion can be moronic. Example, somebody judging/reviewing a movie when they have never even seen it.
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#25  Edited By jakob187
Vinchenzo said:
"raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while."
Vinchenzo, here's all you have to say:


As of me posting that Rotten Tomatoes link...Crank: High Voltage is sitting on a 71%.  = D  Not a lot of top critics reviews are in yet, but the major outlets (LA Times, EW) are giving it favorable reviews.

So...to anyone that wants to trash on this movie...SUCK IT!
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#26  Edited By HandsomeDead
raven_squad said:
"I can. This exceeds "dumb" and enters straight up "retarded as hell" territory. The part where he puts the jumper cables from the running car on his tongue was enough for me. "
You are aware that that is meant to be ridiculous? Like, that is the joke.
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#27  Edited By Gizmo

Having the Saw in your title with a capital letter confused me for a moment.

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#28  Edited By Expletive

i saw a midnight showing lastnight

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#29  Edited By Steve_C

I only just saw the original last night when it came on tv.
So ridiculous, and the second one looks to be the same way. Which is awesome, i might add.

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#30  Edited By JoblessTerence

Three words: SEE THIS MOVIE!!!

Also, there's one part in the film that's basically a big "Fuck you!" to all the people that believe that violent video games lead to aggressive behavior.

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#31  Edited By CL60
Steve_C said:
"I only just saw the original last night when it came on tv.So ridiculous, and the second one looks to be the same way. Which is awesome, i might add."
Indeed it is awesome.
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#32  Edited By Absurd

Sounds badass, None of my friends understand why I think this movie is going to be epic.

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#33  Edited By skywing

god damit  i can't believe there are so many active threads on this lol

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#34  Edited By teptom

How many times did they say the word "fuck" in this movie?

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I don't like movies that over do it with dirty stuff. Sure, blood is cool and all, but when it's done for humor, I don't like it. It's probably because I get offended easily.

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#36  Edited By Hoffer

I went to this movie yesterday.  It was 100 times more crazy than the first one.  

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#37  Edited By Quadrifoglio

I want to see it so bad. Stupid Europe...

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#38  Edited By xplodedd
JoblessTerence said:
"Three words: SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Also, there's one part in the film that's basically a big "Fuck you!" to all the people that believe that violent video games lead to aggressive behavior."
serious?
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#39  Edited By Wolverine

It sounds pretty cool but I'm pretty pissed they made a sequel. The first Crank ended so well as if there could never be a sequel and I thought that was a noble ending.

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#40  Edited By TwoOneFive

i was going to see friday night, but i had work at like 5am the next day and i was with this girl, so we stayed at my house and i put on the first Crank. I hadn't watched it in a while so it was awesome all over again. can't wait to see the sequel. 

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#41  Edited By Otacon

Yeah I saw this on Friday night, hilarious.

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#42  Edited By ParanoidFreak
Worst tagline ever.

This looks like it could be one of the stupidest action movies ever. I can't wait to see it!

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#43  Edited By TwoOneFive
ParanoidFreak said:
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Worst tagline ever.

This looks like it could be one of the stupidest action movies ever. I can't wait to see it!

"
im pretty sure that was part of the poster, not written on it. 
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#44  Edited By ParanoidFreak
TwoOneFive said:
"im pretty sure that was part of the poster, not written on it"
Original.

This is the original poster, it looks like it was written on.
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#45  Edited By HandsomeDead
ParanoidFreak said:
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Worst tagline ever.

This looks like it could be one of the stupidest action movies ever. I can't wait to see it!

"
By worst you mean best.
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#46  Edited By Carlos1408

LOL This movie is ridiculous, just like the first, I'll still watch it though. JUST FOR THE DUMB FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#47  Edited By randiolo

crazy movie, then ending was a letdown thoe

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#48  Edited By Hailinel
ValkyrieGoddess said:
"I couldn't bring myself to go watch this movie since he hit the pavement and kicked the bucket at the end of the first one.... or at least they made me think he died."
As a tagline for Crank 2 states, he was dead...but he got better.
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#49  Edited By LiquidPrince
jakob187 said:
"Vinchenzo said:
"raven_squad said:
"I would consider seeing this... if I was payed. Alot. "
ishotmrburns said:
"My condolences. "
No, I'm sorry you guys can't enjoy "dumb fun" movies once in a while."
Vinchenzo, here's all you have to say:


As of me posting that Rotten Tomatoes link...Crank: High Voltage is sitting on a 71%.  = D  Not a lot of top critics reviews are in yet, but the major outlets (LA Times, EW) are giving it favorable reviews.

So...to anyone that wants to trash on this movie...SUCK IT!
"
I'm sure the movie is good dumb fun, but for it to have a higher rating then some other amazing movies I know is dumb. This is why I think most critics are retarded. Hopefully when I watch I will be entertained.
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#50  Edited By webby

I saw this last night and I knew it was gonna be over the top but what the hell, it was awesome