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#51 Posted by Ciffy (215 posts) -

@psylah: Hah! Touche.

#52 Edited by pyromagnestir (4246 posts) -

Have sex with their mothers. Take pictures.

#53 Posted by psylah (2162 posts) -

If you want to do something related to their internet social lives, you can get their usernames and passwords fairly easily since you have physical access to their computers (if they use a desktop rather than a laptop).

Buy a USB keylogger, it plugs in between their keyboard and PC, and is untraceable unless they get up behind their PC frequently.

Once you have their facebook account info, etc., the rest writes itself.

#54 Edited by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Kill their parents. And if any of their parents are already dead, dig them up from their respective graves, tidy them up a bit and sit them at your dining room table. Then, invite your friends over for dinner.

#55 Posted by Red12b (9075 posts) -

@psylah said:

@Red12b said:

@Ciffy said:

@psylah: The problem with that idea is that he's not there to be like, who loves cock now?!

I am the one who drops them off and picks them up at the airport though, so, it could very much work

Hell, get "I <3 COCK" bedazzled on it instead, so he KNOWS who did it.

that's pretty good you guys

#56 Posted by falserelic (5328 posts) -

Show them your warface and tell them who's the man...

#57 Posted by psylah (2162 posts) -

Buy a Kenny G CD / tape or whatever would go in that Mitsubishi Colt he's got. Get some epoxy, and epoxy the CD in, the power button on, and the whole faceplate if it has one, but save the volume knob for last. Make sure it's on repeat and everything.

You can keep the volume down while you set everything else up, so he won't notice, and then when you've got it ready to go, turn off his car, turn the volume all the way up and epoxy the volume button too.

#58 Posted by super2j (1653 posts) -

@Red12b said:

Hey,

I haven't created a topic in a while, but the time has come,

My "good Friends" have created a website, all it contains is one of my kinda shitty early pictures and a URL that is (mynameheartsthecock) and for your viewing pleasure

So to you, Giant Bomb, I humbly say.

LEND ME YOUR IDEAS!

I'm shithouse at this kind of stuff,

You!

The masters of creativity!

Look at you!

What with the Glorious Photoshop thread!

Countless meme threads!

Pixel art threads!

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREADS!

PM'S THAT EXIST FAR FAR LONGER THAN THEY HAVE ANY RIGHT TO EXIST!

I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET BACK AT MY MATES!

FIRST OF ALL. I have to commend u on this post. It is so pleasantly done. I actually found joy in it, which is disturbing because i have fallen into finding formatting funny...and thats not good. But good stuff.

#59 Edited by hwy_61 (922 posts) -

Hire some convincing transgender ladies(Pre-op, of course.) and set them up on some dates. Oh, and make sure they're well endowed for maximum lulz.

#60 Posted by believer258 (11637 posts) -

@psylah said:

@Red12b said:

@psylah said:

Do you have access to their homes?

Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.

While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.

They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.

That sounds awesome, but then I'll have to smell it cause I live with them, plus, that'd be awful

Do they travel?

Find some sizeable, metal vibrators /dildos and stash them in their luggage the next time they are getting ready to take a flight.

A long, metal cylinder in luggage is cause for concern, and the public display of having flight security pull a big dildo out of their bag would be great.

Bonus Points: have "Beiber <3" acid etched or bedazzled on it.

This. Period. I have seen no better prank. Hide a microphone or something in there so you can hear it later.

"Uh... officer... that's... uh... not mine."

#61 Posted by psylah (2162 posts) -

@believer258 said:

@psylah said:

@Red12b said:

@psylah said:

Do you have access to their homes?

Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.

While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.

They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.

That sounds awesome, but then I'll have to smell it cause I live with them, plus, that'd be awful

Do they travel?

Find some sizeable, metal vibrators /dildos and stash them in their luggage the next time they are getting ready to take a flight.

A long, metal cylinder in luggage is cause for concern, and the public display of having flight security pull a big dildo out of their bag would be great.

Bonus Points: have "Beiber <3" acid etched or bedazzled on it.

This. Period. I have seen no better prank. Hide a microphone or something in there so you can hear it later.

"Uh... officer... that's... uh... not mine."

If you're looking for the dildos with the microphone and camera built in, you'll have to order that special from Japan.

#62 Posted by sevenLiter (110 posts) -

Shave all their hair off with an upside down helicopter while they're sleeping.

#63 Edited by Djnuttty (138 posts) -

Shit on all of your friends. Literally shit all over them while they sleep and then throw gasoline all over their shitty faces and then set them on fire. When all of their skin is gone, shit all over them again and then get Patrick Warburton, cut his head off and then glue a broom handle on to the top of his head and use his head as a hammer to smash all of their organs and bones up. Once everything is mashed up real good, gather all of the necessary ingredients (including the mashed up bones and organs) and then grab oprah and shove everything up her vagina (or asshole, depending on your sexual preference). Once everything is good and up there, shove Oprah into a river and then shit all over the river so that a shitty Oprah is flowing down a shitty river, then call your local council and complain about having a shitty Oprah in a shitty river. Once Oprah is safely extracted (now covered in disgusting shit) chop her up and put her in a pot (obviously all of the stuff you shoved up her vagina/asshole should already be part of her by this point) and then cook at gas mark 5 for about 18 hours. Once done, feed to your friends' mothers and watch with joy as your amazing, no, FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC plan is successful. Masterbate to preference.

#64 Posted by Marcsman (3116 posts) -

Post gay adds for them on Craigslist. How far do you want to go? Are you willing to list their persobnal info? Are you gonna serve this dish cold?

I need more info.........................

#65 Posted by EpicSteve (6471 posts) -

Make and put a bumper sticker on their cars that's just a giant dick.

#66 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

Tell them their mothers have a penis.

#67 Posted by Stete (723 posts) -

Sue them, get monies.

#68 Posted by Silvergun (297 posts) -

Lure them into the catacombs with promises of fine wine. Have masonry supplies handy.

#69 Posted by Imsorrymsjackson (855 posts) -

To be honest, you look like you take cock so its all good really, just embrace it.

#70 Posted by RockyRaccoon37 (425 posts) -
@Red12b you know what would get them good??

If you had sex with them.

That'd show 'em.
#71 Edited by TorMasturba (1095 posts) -

@Red12b: Buy a load of butt plugs and lube and set the delivery addresses to their parents houses from your friends. AND get the site to set a little note saying something like: "You are the deepest any man has ever been up my juicy manhole, I love you so much! I can't wait to enjoy these toys together."

#72 Posted by Funrush (70 posts) -

@Djnuttty said:

Shit on all of your friends. Literally shit all over them while they sleep and then throw gasoline all over their shitty faces and then set them on fire. When all of their skin is gone, shit all over them again and then get Patrick Warburton, cut his head off and then glue a broom handle on to the top of his head and use his head as a hammer to smash all of their organs and bones up. Once everything is mashed up real good, gather all of the necessary ingredients (including the mashed up bones and organs) and then grab oprah and shove everything up her vagina (or asshole, depending on your sexual preference). Once everything is good and up there, shove Oprah into a river and then shit all over the river so that a shitty Oprah is flowing down a shitty river, then call your local council and complain about having a shitty Oprah in a shitty river. Once Oprah is safely extracted (now covered in disgusting shit) chop her up and put her in a pot (obviously all of the stuff you shoved up her vagina/asshole should already be part of her by this point) and then cook at gas mark 5 for about 18 hours. Once done, feed to your friends' mothers and watch with joy as your amazing, no, FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC plan is successful. Masterbate to preference.

Um... that's pretty fucked up. Reminds me of what Cartman did to Scott Tenorman.

@Stete said:

Sue them, get monies.

I recommend this one.

#73 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1215 posts) -
#74 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

@Rittsy said:

Use their computer to download child pornography.

Pffft, you're only halfway there. Download child porn on their computer then call the FBI.

#75 Edited by Fobwashed (1899 posts) -

Put a paternity test result in the mail indicating they are 99.999999999% positive using one of their ex g/f's information. Indicate they are subject to child support including however many years of back pay dependent on how long it's been since he and the g/f broke up. Make sure it's an ex that he no longer has contact with. End it with some kind of "we will be in contact within the next few weeks" type thing. Should be easy enough for you to google up one from the internets to see what a real one looks like.

I googled it for you. Here you go. Bonus points if you can get in contact w/the girl and get her involved w/pics, story, whatevs. Your friend will shit bricks.

#76 Posted by DBagalot (159 posts) -

Just do most of the pranks in this thread, one after another. They'll beg for mercy.

#77 Posted by 49th (2691 posts) -

Punch them in your balls.

#78 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Personally, I'd be taking photos of them sleeping with my balls on their forehead.



Then I would be uploading them to the latest online sensation: www.ballsonmyfriends.com

#79 Posted by TopSteer (638 posts) -

@Tim_the_Corsair: I'm disappointed that didn't lead to an actual website. How is ballsonmyfriend.com not a thing?

#80 Posted by IzzyGraze (850 posts) -

If one of them is seeing a new girl; leave gay porn, a bottle of lube, and 'used tissues' on their night stand right before the girl comes over. Or throw a blowup doll with Justin Bieber's face on it onto their bed.

#81 Posted by medacris (643 posts) -

Have them take the site down and never talk to them again. Don't get revenge, revenge never ends well.

(I wish we lived in a time where we stopped using "gay" as an insult, though, there's nothing wrong with being gay...)

#82 Posted by Gladiator_Games (443 posts) -
@Red12b Do they have a car? Shit in the air filter and let nature and air con/heating do
Its magic
#83 Posted by Maajin (1052 posts) -

@medacris said:

Have them take the site down and never talk to them again. Don't get revenge, revenge never ends well.

(I wish we lived in a time where we stopped using "gay" as an insult, though, there's nothing wrong with being gay...)

There isn't. But the comedy comes from being associated with something you feel the opposite about. Setting up a website to make the guy look like a fan of some Disney singer would be similarly funny, I think.

#84 Posted by matti00 (668 posts) -

If you can manage it, sign them up to Grindr on their phones and wait for the messages from local men to come pouring in, asking them to suck their dicks.

...man, gay guys got it so easy, my friend was literally laughing in my face when he showed me that app.

#85 Posted by Red12b (9075 posts) -

I'm going to let it rest for awhile, lull them into thinking that nothing is coming to bite them in the ass,

I like Sweeps idea of using text shortcuts on their iphones to spell out something, probably related to cock in some way, although I was thinking of something more insidious like changing a couple letters in a few words around, the dude in question is quite a meticulous speller, so if I can be subtle about it he might just notice it and wonder what's going on without figuring out I'm fucking with him, also, they both fly out a lot so I'll mettalic paint the top of their luggage in the same colour the bag is "I ♥ the cock" or something similar, maybe place a dildo in their carry on luggage I dunno,

I don't want to advertise them because they did the courtesy of not publishing that website fully you need the url to visit it and if I fuck with them too much they might publish it so it can be searchable,

#86 Posted by gunninkr (136 posts) -

Every time you see one of their cars rub dog shit all over their door handle. Keep some gloves on hand at all times and keep an eye out for dogs or animals that are close by if you think there vehicle will be near. If they dont have a car do it to their bike handle grips. If they dont have a bike do it to their front door handle. Randomly do it for a long...long time. Never let them know its you.

#87 Edited by psylah (2162 posts) -

@matti00 said:

If you can manage it, sign them up to Grindr on their phones and wait for the messages from local men to come pouring in, asking them to suck their dicks.

...man, gay guys got it so easy, my friend was literally laughing in my face when he showed me that app.

The people who made Grindr make a similar app for straight folk too.

#88 Posted by matti00 (668 posts) -

@psylah said:

@matti00 said:

If you can manage it, sign them up to Grindr on their phones and wait for the messages from local men to come pouring in, asking them to suck their dicks.

...man, gay guys got it so easy, my friend was literally laughing in my face when he showed me that app.

The people who made Grindr make a similar app for straight folk too.

...for serious? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

#89 Posted by forkboy (1116 posts) -

Piss in their corn flakes

#90 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6386 posts) -

@Rittsy said:

Use their computer to download child pornography.

and then.......uh......view it to make sure the.......quality of the video is okay.

#91 Edited by Napalm (9020 posts) -

@Red12b said:

@Nightriff said:

Slash their tires? How illegal do you want to go?

That's just malicious, [...]

No it isn't. What do you think happened to my former roommate when she kicked me out of the apartment because she's a crazy bitch?

#92 Posted by Bucketdeth (8004 posts) -

Shit in a bag and hide it in a nice spot in one of their homes, behind a TV, on top of a ceiling fan, or just give them the good ole upper decker (shitting in the upper part of the toilet).

#93 Posted by SSully (4125 posts) -

I like how you only gave us a screenshot of the website so we dont know your name, but then have a tab open that shows your facebook name.

#94 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

Put dirt on their cars.  

#95 Posted by falconpunch (177 posts) -

@Harkat said:

Replace all liquids with Sprite. This might sound like a favor at first, but think; EVERYTHING.

Emtpy milk and juice cartons, fill em with Sprite. Empty cologne and deoderants, replace contents with Sprite. Cough syrup? Replace with sprite. mix their toothpaste with sprite. Mix shampoo bottle with sprite. All liquids in the house.

Because sprite makes shit way more disgusting and sticky than other sodas. Mountain Dew also works.

You should probably keep a stock of non-contaminated liquids hidden for yourself though.

damn thats pretty good

#96 Posted by RedRavN (397 posts) -

Fill their pillowcases full of squids. Put sand and cayenne pepper in their shirts to cause painful nipple chafing.

#97 Posted by falconpunch (177 posts) -

man this threads great

#98 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

Small Taiwanese boy in his trunk.

Bound, but not gagged.

#99 Posted by Deusx (1903 posts) -

Touch them in their shoulders.

#100 Posted by Evilsbane (4538 posts) -

@Red12b said:

@Red12b said:

@Sweep said:

@Maajin said:

Buy them Resident Evil 6, apparently.

Zing.

Spell out "CUNT" on his lawn with grass-killer.

Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"

it's pretty raw

My Apologies, it's actually

CUNT

MK II

I like your flatmate, you shouldn't prank him lol!