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#1 Posted by Blair (2574 posts) -

So I was looking through my spice cabinet recently and I came across an old container of dry-rub BBQ seasoning.  This wasn't simply any average container.  The relevance of this container is that it features an individual that bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Ryan Davis.  I did a double take because I honestly thought that someone planted it.  I looked and subliminally though; "hm, I should go watch an episode of TANG" before I stopped and just smiled.  Dude's picture looks exactly like him!  What's more is that RTD's spice line is fairly expansive.  He's got blends of salmon seasoning, shrimp seasoning and cinnamon 'n' sugar, just to name a few.  Whaddya think?  Am I off with my comparison?  It's possible that it's just the similar thick faces and beards but if you scrutinize the features you'll see that their noses aren't too far off.  I'm convinced that Taswell is pushing quiche on the side, to earn a couple extra bells.  



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#2 Posted by kingofpeanuts (567 posts) -

That is weird!

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#3 Posted by Bennyishere (1746 posts) -

I want Ryan to be my chef so bad.

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#4 Posted by Killroycantkill (1594 posts) -

No wonder I always think of BBQ when see or hear him.

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#5 Posted by turboman (8908 posts) -

that's too good.

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#6 Posted by JJOR64 (19660 posts) -


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#7 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6500 posts) -

Is that Dom DeLouise?

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#8 Posted by MisterMouse (3601 posts) -

haha thats pretty good.

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#9 Posted by mrfizzy (1660 posts) -

wow thats just great! 

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#10 Posted by MisterChief (832 posts) -

This explains what he is really doing when he is off 'sick'.

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#11 Posted by SoylentGreen (274 posts) -

Dammit, you found out his greatest secret! Now he'll have to choose which life he wants to lead!

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#12 Posted by Chubbaluphigous (610 posts) -

That picture is great, but there is no way that he could be a chef.  His food advice is terrible.

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#13 Posted by Xeiphyer (5788 posts) -

Oh man, that is a pretty good resemblance!

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#14 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3227 posts) -

What this tells me is that you need to send him one of those cans, and a hat like the one in the picture.

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#15 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3837 posts) -
@Chubbaluphigous said:
" That picture is great, but there is no way that he could be a chef.  His food advice is terrible. "
It's all just a cover. To throw us off.
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#16 Posted by recroulette (5413 posts) -

So he thought he could throw us off the trail with the name Paul Prudhomme, very clever 
Going to buy a ton of this and make the most bitchin' toast EVER!!

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#17 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

ha that is pretty funny. secret life. i think we should go find more things like that of the other crew members.

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#18 Posted by GlenTennis (3271 posts) -

My god, the man's like some sort of meat fairy!
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#19 Posted by B0nd07 (1747 posts) -

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#20 Posted by zityz (2366 posts) -
@GlenTennis said:
My god, the man's like some sort of meat fairy! "
Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips. Tie one on homie.
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#21 Edited by Godlyawesomeguy (6421 posts) -
@Bennyishere said:

" I want Ryan to be my chef so bad. "

I don't know if I would eat food he gave me.
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#22 Posted by Sauson (583 posts) -
@B0nd07 said:
Yup. "
I lol'd
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#23 Posted by Crono (2762 posts) -
@Everyones_A_Critic said:
" Is that Dom DeLouise? "
No, clearly that is Ryan.
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#24 Posted by Voxatron (376 posts) -
@GlenTennis said:
My god, the man's like some sort of meat fairy! "
I'm sure he can open a portal to the meat dimension whenever he wants to.
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#25 Posted by Ezekeilpurger (326 posts) -
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#26 Posted by Ghost407 (177 posts) -

Fucking uncanny!!!

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#27 Posted by invadernick (282 posts) -

lol he does have a chef like face.

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#28 Posted by mordukai (8281 posts) -
@Everyones_A_Critic said:
" Is that Dom DeLouise? "
Yes it is...Someone needs to photoshop a hat on that Ryan picture.
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#29 Posted by Trilogy (2965 posts) -

My stepfather used to work for Paul Prudhomme. Little did I know that it was Ryan all along! Sneaky little bastard...

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#30 Posted by Kjellm87 (1735 posts) -
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#31 Posted by Ghost407 (177 posts) -
@B0nd07 said:
Yup. "
Great work!!
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#32 Posted by foggel (2778 posts) -

Somebody send him a hat like that WITH the bbq seasoning. What an awesome mailbox that will be.

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#33 Posted by Bucketdeth (8245 posts) -

Fucking knew he was hiding something.

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#34 Posted by JP_Russell (1171 posts) -

*listens to latest NDX podcast*  
Oh, he's leading a double life, alright.

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#35 Edited by ProfessorEss (7918 posts) -

Triple life as apparently he also got a gig playing drums for Social Distortion on the side (1:18).


Social Davistortion
Social Davistortion

...but seriously as a guy with a lifelong friend who looks a lot like Kevin Smith, er wait, we're talking about Ryan Davis I've come to the realization that black beards have a way of overpowering all other features.
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#36 Posted by TooWalrus (13382 posts) -

Don't be silly, the eyebrows are completely different.

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#37 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

Looks like he's reincarnated. = - P Haha.

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#38 Posted by ProfessorEss (7918 posts) -

Oh, and don't even get me started on moustaches.

Ron, Ryan & Mario
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#39 Posted by Blair (2574 posts) -
@B0nd07 said:
Yup. "
YUUUUUUUP.  Fantastic stuff.
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#40 Posted by PenguinDust (12975 posts) -
@ProfessorEss:   So you're saying Ryan did porn in the 70's?  Hide your shame, Ryan!
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#41 Posted by dudeglove (11858 posts) -

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#42 Posted by Miketakon (535 posts) -

Ryan is obviously a shapeshifter.

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#43 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4313 posts) -

its only matter of time when Ryan makes a huge announcement

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#44 Posted by Vinny_Says (5912 posts) -

I sure wish he'd toss my salad!