#1 Posted by Emperor_Jimmu (249 posts) -

I'm going to buy my girlfriend a double printed Nicolas Cage movie poster for Valentine's day. I'm half trolling/half buying her something she wouldn't expect or buy herself. Does anybody have any sensible suggestions for this ridiculous gift?

#2 Posted by ShaggE (6627 posts) -

Have it delivered on horseback, of course. And wear a fake mustache when you give it to her, for obvious reasons.

#3 Posted by Veektarius (4972 posts) -

Did you spell it Nicholace in the title because you're aware of some picture of him in lingerie?

#4 Posted by Mesoian (1574 posts) -

Does she like homestuck?

#5 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

I chuckled at the title.

#6 Posted by Emperor_Jimmu (249 posts) -

@Veektarius: I just noticed that, which is unfotunate. Not as unfortunate as the image you implanted in my brain.

#7 Posted by TheOtherSuperMarioBro (61 posts) -

A perfectly romantic gift! Well done good sir!

#8 Posted by Emperor_Jimmu (249 posts) -

@ShaggE: I thought that was implicit.

#9 Posted by ShaggE (6627 posts) -

@Emperor_Jimmu: Had to make sure, of course. Millions of people every year, maybe even somebody you know, deliver Nick Cage posters the wrong way. It has destroyed relationships, started wars, and even caused food to spoil days earlier than it normally should.

#10 Posted by Rudyftw (554 posts) -
#11 Posted by Inkerman (1455 posts) -

@Rudyftw said:

Fuck you...just...fuck you...no more sleep for me ever.

#12 Posted by Heltom92 (714 posts) -

Damn. I came into this thread curious but I never expected this...

#13 Posted by SSully (4266 posts) -

How did the community get this way?

#14 Posted by Emperor_Jimmu (249 posts) -

@SSully: I blame the video games.

#15 Posted by smitty86 (700 posts) -

I would just like to mention that this idea is grossly low on people in bear suits. Hence, it is not Nic Cage approved.

#16 Posted by WickedCobra03 (2113 posts) -
#17 Posted by Veektarius (4972 posts) -

@Rudyftw: I think this thread has reached its full potential now.

#18 Posted by Bwast (1342 posts) -

Buy her something girls like. Midol. Or those little pillows they carry around in their purse. You know, the ones with the little flaps on the side. Or some nice heavy duty rubber gloves.

#19 Posted by Vexxan (4623 posts) -

You're creepy.

#20 Posted by Evilsbane (4694 posts) -

@Heltom92 said:

Damn. I came into this thread curious but I never expected this...

Not like dis...not like dis..

#21 Posted by BoG (5192 posts) -
#22 Posted by Omega (835 posts) -

Why not do one better, have Nicolas Cage sleep with your girlfriend. Get a body pillow and have Nicolas Cage printed on it. Maybe a t shirt silk screening place could do it? I dunno you'll have to figure that part out yourself
 
It would be totally unique because no one is crazy enough to make a Nick Cage body pillow. 
 
oh wait...  http://www.mypillowpartner.com/body-pillows/nic-cage

#23 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

was not expecting to see that picture. pretty creepy man.

#24 Posted by Rudyftw (554 posts) -

@Veektarius said:

@Rudyftw: I think this thread has reached its full potential now.

I'm not sorry.

#25 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

If you can work out a way to make your hair a bird as you give it to her, I'm pretty sure she'd consent to just about any perverted act your heart desires.

#26 Posted by coakroach (2492 posts) -

You are the best, around.

#27 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -

@Rudyftw said:

MY EYEEEES. THEY BUUUUURRRNN.

#28 Posted by TheWholeDamnShow (232 posts) -

@Rudyftw said:

Uhhhhhh... So pretty...

#29 Posted by Tireyo (6451 posts) -

@Vexxan said:

You're creepy.

#30 Posted by Harkat (1106 posts) -

Smegma.

#31 Posted by EmuLeader (558 posts) -

Thread took a darker turn than I could have ever expected, even after seeing the title.

#32 Posted by NegativeCero (3024 posts) -

Oh god, a part of me has died.

#33 Posted by The_LMFAO_Guy (192 posts) -

Where is Nicolas Cage expert, Alex Navarro?

#34 Posted by CaptainCody (1518 posts) -

@Mesoian said:

Does she like homestuck?

On Giant Bomb I doubt anyone besides me will get your reference.

#35 Edited by Beforet (2931 posts) -

I came into this thread expecting a Nicolas Cage themed wall mounted clock. I leave in disappointment and resentment.

#36 Posted by Hector (3374 posts) -

@Rudyftw said:

NOO!!!! I won't be able to sleep now...