Ideal age to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

If the hell poll option is a joke, it isn't funny.

That's a difficult question. Let me consult with the respectable and level headed people of r/atheism.

My current plan is to repent on my deathbed like a boss and just convert back and forth in the final minutes between Judaism, Muslim, and Christianity kind of like a religious slot machine and hope whichever I land on as I actually pass gets me to the showcase showdown.

Birth!

Never. Embrace the true savior.

Because that last option isn't flame bait at all.

@Pr1mus said:

That's a difficult question. Let me consult with the respectable and level headed people of r/atheism.

they always know what's up.

Also

the fact that there is no option for "I have accepted muhammed as the divine prophet" is mad prejudical MAN

Whenever it dawns on you to do so. God is always there. Once you do stay the path.

Leave it to these forums to run something into the ground.

Whats with all these "ideal" threads?

I feel that this poll misses some crucial options.

@BigBoss1911 said:

Whats with all these "ideal" threads?

people who are desperate to up their Epeen in the form of post count and cant think of anything relevant so they start making a crazy amount of daft off topic threads

jesus was kind of a poser, but i hear that guy mohammed could spit game

@Animasta: Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.

THE IDEAL TIME WOULD BE now

TOO MANY IDEAL AGE ,

WHAT IS THIS REDDIT

LOL Going to hell :D

I have trouble believing there would be people who would come to this site who don't recognize a joke when they see it. Try Gamespot.

Poles are great, take my body Jesus & do what you want with me.

Sorry, I've already accepted Satan as my lord and party savior. Jesus is small time brah, I hear he drives a prius! YOLO!

Jesus was a prophet just like Moses and the other league of prophets. The fact that his actions and position were mis-interpreted and he was put on a pedestal and falsely turned into a god is a simple text-book example of how human beings need to glorify the things and persons they follow. An example that comes to mind is how some Muslims consider Muhammad a demi-god, whereas he was simply a really good person who brought peace and order to an anarchic desert. Just another prophet.

From then on we humans began amplifying and falsely worshiping our heroes, celebrities and leaders. But not as severely as mistaking Jesus for a god because our experience and brains grew as time passed. Year 0 folk were naturally much more retarded than 1500 AD-onwards folk, for example. Hell, some people worship Jeff Gerstmann, that's another example!

So should you accept Jesus as your lord? No, he was a prophet, you should respect him, appreciate him and learn a thing or two from his amazing words. Worshiping a human being is the definition of wrong. Should you accept the God who sent him? It's up to you! Me myself I like to believe there's a god, even if there isn't. It gives life a certain flavor and makes a man control his instinctively evil nature.

Whatever works for the person.

@Veektarius said:

I have trouble believing there would be people who would come to this site who don't recognize a joke when they see it. Try Gamespot.

Are jokes on Gamespot actually funny? Because they're not here, apparently.

The ideal age to make a decision on Jesus Christ is whatever age you are when you have done thorough personal research and are really ready to make such a commitment.

Its good to see a pole with such an amazing assortment of answers.

I hear poles work exceptionally well when the only option that contradicts your point of view is worded to make you an asshole.

I approve of this thread, I am also apparently going to hell, but if I don't believe in hell what does that mean ... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!

Leave it to these forums to run something into the ground.

@BeachThunder said:

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I am Jesus

"I am Jesus, welcome to the church of me!"

Oh shit, Did i just stumble into Reddit?

666

When I feel like it. I believe it is wrong to force religion upon children at a young age. It can create sense of superiority and turn your child into a fucking asshole. Religion makes kids perma-Agro

Randy Savage died the same day that apocalypse was supposed to happen a couple years back. He prevented it therefore making THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE my saviour

When would be the ideal time to stop making shitty polls?

When I feel like it. I believe it is wrong to force religion upon children at a young age. It can create sense of superiority and turn your child into a fucking asshole. Religion makes kids perma-Agro

Yup, it is another post.

When I can finally flag polls.

What are we, eight? The proper response to "jokes" like these ideal age polls is a raised-eyebrow nod, not the creation of another one.

This is either a joke, an attempt at trolling, or a very poorly judged serious thread. Whatever it is, it's needlessly inflammatory, and not the kind of thing that should take up space on the forums when people are trying to start genuine discussions.