#1 Posted by Bwast (1342 posts) -


#2 Posted by laserbolts (5384 posts) -

I would say 37 is a good age to jump in.

#3 Posted by believer258 (12303 posts) -

I sense the birth of a new meme.

Fuck.

#4 Posted by Vinny_Says (5729 posts) -

69

duh!

#5 Posted by jozzy (2035 posts) -

I chuckled, thanks for this

#6 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6313 posts) -

25, but before that it's totally OK to smoke meth and do bumps off a combat knife.

#7 Posted by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -

Preferably as a fetus. Then you don't have to worry about knowing what it's like before you were addicted to meth.

#8 Posted by Toxin066 (3338 posts) -

As soon as you start Takin Care o' Business.

#9 Posted by Morningstar (2249 posts) -

Haha, this is stupid.

#10 Posted by Jams (2967 posts) -

What's the ideal age to let a jockey do a line off your boner?

#11 Posted by Red12b (9086 posts) -

see, Drug talk is against site rules,

winners don't do drugs. . . .

Except for winners

#12 Posted by TooWalrus (13258 posts) -

@Jams said:

What's the ideal age to let a jockey do a line off your boner?

17

#13 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1482 posts) -

Meth is basically crystallized water from the Holy Grail, so 125+.

#14 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

Cook a little bit of doo doo in there, mhmm ya that's it nice.

#15 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

3. You need to start early. The more practice you get, the better.

#16 Edited by Itwastuesday (998 posts) -

Let's be realistic here. At 25, you're old enough to buy meth on your own, but young enough to bounce back from the crippling addiction before it's too late. Anyone voting anything but 25 is just a troll and a hater and I'm sick of hte bullshit

#17 Posted by Brodehouse (10243 posts) -

@Itwastuesday said:

Let's be realistic here. At 25, you're old enough to buy meth on your own, but young enough to bounce back from the crippling addiction before it's too late. Anyone voting anything but 25 is just a troll and a hater and I'm sick of hte bullshit

^

#18 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4561 posts) -

You can't be that obvious, be more subtle next time like the rest of the idiots.

#19 Posted by McGhee (6075 posts) -

I was wasted at a party years ago and my friend said, "let's go to McDonalds." I was like, "fuck yeah."

I was way too drunk to drive but he seemed completely fine. He drove and we went and came back, no problems. Much later I discovered that he had drank 20 beers but also had done some meth. Dude was straight as an arrow. Hell of a drug.

#20 Posted by dudeglove (8490 posts) -

All these polls makes me wonder whatever happened to that "Question of the Day" user.

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#21 Posted by mikeeegeee (1577 posts) -

Prenatal. BTO sucked.

#22 Posted by MaFoLu (1859 posts) -

I know I'm gonna start when I'm 37 at least, anything else and I would be a chump!

#23 Posted by Turtlebird95 (2733 posts) -

You must be Heisenberg.

#24 Posted by Grilledcheez (3974 posts) -

Yeah 37 seems about right

#25 Posted by Jams (2967 posts) -
#26 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

#27 Posted by Bwast (1342 posts) -

@ThePaleKing said:

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

Please stay on topic.

#28 Posted by Red12b (9086 posts) -

@dudeglove said:

All these polls makes me wonder whatever happened to that "Question of the Day" user.

oh fuck that guy

#29 Posted by Jams (2967 posts) -

@ThePaleKing said:

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

with a turkey baster? Better ask Jeff.

#30 Posted by Hunter5024 (6067 posts) -

I started when I was 12, and I don't recommend it, all the years before that just feel like wasted time.

#31 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2031 posts) -

15 year olds are timeless, it's also imo the ''perfect'' (+1/- 1, depends on the [METH DEALER]) age.

The age of [DEALING] is 15 where I live and it's ok, here, I just don't see why it's so high in the US, it's a pretty [GREAT] thing.

#32 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4712 posts) -

Does that mean making it your main drug or using it a a lot? Can you mainline meth and use other drugs on the side or is that against the rules?

#33 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3938 posts) -

@Itwastuesday said:

Let's be realistic here. At 25, you're old enough to buy meth on your own, but young enough to bounce back from the crippling addiction before it's too late. Anyone voting anything but 25 is just a troll and a hater and I'm sick of hte bullshit

I cannot argue with this logic. It is iron clad.

#34 Posted by jerseyscum (964 posts) -

Meth is fucking awesome and you should start as young as possible. Don't snort or smoke it either, otherwise you're just wasting perfectly good money which can be spent on more meth. Jab that hypo right into a main vein and get that meth goodness into your brain as soon as humanly possible.

#35 Posted by Dark (408 posts) -

@Jams said:

@ThePaleKing said:

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

with a turkey baster? Better ask Jeff.

I hear it can kill you with a turkey baster ...

use a water bottle instead.

#36 Posted by WasabiCurry (425 posts) -

@believer258 said:

I sense the birth of a new meme.

Fuck.

#37 Posted by TheHT (11980 posts) -

@Jams said:

mmmmmmm, rock candy.

#38 Posted by amir90 (2179 posts) -

100+ You have nothing to lose by then :)

#39 Posted by Abendlaender (2905 posts) -

I don't know but now seems the ideal age to start making funny thread on internet forums

#40 Posted by TheSlothKing (331 posts) -

3. That is when real men start. But today's men aren't real men. They're a bunch prancing in a field of flowers pansies. Starting at 3 builds character, testosterone, and grit.

#41 Posted by Nux (2453 posts) -

As soon as you are old enough to watch Breaking Bad.

#42 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3290 posts) -

Get em young.

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#43 Posted by Zomgfruitbunnies (934 posts) -

Whoa.

E.

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