Ideal age to start mainlining meth?

I would say 37 is a good age to jump in.

I sense the birth of a new meme.

Fuck.

69

duh!

I chuckled, thanks for this

25, but before that it's totally OK to smoke meth and do bumps off a combat knife.

Preferably as a fetus. Then you don't have to worry about knowing what it's like before you were addicted to meth.

As soon as you start Takin Care o' Business.

Haha, this is stupid.

What's the ideal age to let a jockey do a line off your boner?

see, Drug talk is against site rules,

winners don't do drugs. . . .

Except for winners

@Jams said:

What's the ideal age to let a jockey do a line off your boner?

17

Meth is basically crystallized water from the Holy Grail, so 125+.

Cook a little bit of doo doo in there, mhmm ya that's it nice.

3. You need to start early. The more practice you get, the better.

Let's be realistic here. At 25, you're old enough to buy meth on your own, but young enough to bounce back from the crippling addiction before it's too late. Anyone voting anything but 25 is just a troll and a hater and I'm sick of hte bullshit

@Itwastuesday said:

Let's be realistic here. At 25, you're old enough to buy meth on your own, but young enough to bounce back from the crippling addiction before it's too late. Anyone voting anything but 25 is just a troll and a hater and I'm sick of hte bullshit

^

You can't be that obvious, be more subtle next time like the rest of the idiots.

I was wasted at a party years ago and my friend said, "let's go to McDonalds." I was like, "fuck yeah."

I was way too drunk to drive but he seemed completely fine. He drove and we went and came back, no problems. Much later I discovered that he had drank 20 beers but also had done some meth. Dude was straight as an arrow. Hell of a drug.

Prenatal. BTO sucked.

I know I'm gonna start when I'm 37 at least, anything else and I would be a chump!

You must be Heisenberg.

Yeah 37 seems about right

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

@ThePaleKing said:

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

Please stay on topic.

@dudeglove said:

All these polls makes me wonder whatever happened to that "Question of the Day" user.

oh fuck that guy

@ThePaleKing said:

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

with a turkey baster? Better ask Jeff.

I started when I was 12, and I don't recommend it, all the years before that just feel like wasted time.

15 year olds are timeless, it's also imo the ''perfect'' (+1/- 1, depends on the [METH DEALER]) age.

The age of [DEALING] is 15 where I live and it's ok, here, I just don't see why it's so high in the US, it's a pretty [GREAT] thing.

Does that mean making it your main drug or using it a a lot? Can you mainline meth and use other drugs on the side or is that against the rules?

@Itwastuesday said:

Let's be realistic here. At 25, you're old enough to buy meth on your own, but young enough to bounce back from the crippling addiction before it's too late. Anyone voting anything but 25 is just a troll and a hater and I'm sick of hte bullshit

I cannot argue with this logic. It is iron clad.

Meth is fucking awesome and you should start as young as possible. Don't snort or smoke it either, otherwise you're just wasting perfectly good money which can be spent on more meth. Jab that hypo right into a main vein and get that meth goodness into your brain as soon as humanly possible.

@Jams said:

@ThePaleKing said:

Yeah but what's the best age to start grinding up meth, mixing it with vodka, and shooting it up your ass?

with a turkey baster? Better ask Jeff.

I hear it can kill you with a turkey baster ...

use a water bottle instead.

@believer258 said:

I sense the birth of a new meme.

Fuck.

@Jams said:

mmmmmmm, rock candy.

100+ You have nothing to lose by then :)

I don't know but now seems the ideal age to start making funny thread on internet forums

3. That is when real men start. But today's men aren't real men. They're a bunch prancing in a field of flowers pansies. Starting at 3 builds character, testosterone, and grit.

As soon as you are old enough to watch Breaking Bad.

Get em young.

Whoa.

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