If I was Michael Jackson... I would fake my death

Think about it. His songs, merchandise etc. made probably 4X as much money as when he was alive. Once he died everybody was buying CD's, merchandise, etc. And they do say that he was deeply in debt at the time he died. Conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!

To bad he slept with kids.

I think he probably had enough money to do anything he wanted for the remainder of his life, he wouldn't need any more money.

Yeah, but think about how adverse he was the media attention he got during most of his life.
Can you imagine how the main news sources and tabloids alike would have bombarded him had he pulled a stunt like that?

" To bad he slept with kids. "

It could have been such a stunt though.
Imagine if halfway through his funeral the lid blows off his coffin, MJ rises up in full zombie-thriller gear and launches into a big ol' choreographed dance routine.
Would be the best funeral ever.

At first I thought he is faking his death and will appear in the funeral.

Yes.. .and start anew as jack michealson!

Seriously though... why is it that there are 87000 conspiracy theories whenever someone famous dies?

"It could have been such a stunt though.Imagine if halfway through his funeral the lid blows off his coffin, MJ rises up in full zombie-thriller gear and launches into a big ol' choreographed dance routine.Would be the best funeral ever."

You will find him working in a McDonalds in the mid-west, alongside Elvis, Bruce Lee, John Lennon and Princess Diana.  None of them are really dead either  ;-)

Yay, nothing bad ever happens in real life to celeb's just real people, lets continue to live in all butterflies and rainbows in Innocent land. 

We need to grow up.
People Die, Sometimes it's Homicide, they are still dead.
I am not giving you a dig Old School, just the people that really believe in these claims. 

"To bad he slept with kids."

Slept being the operative word here, he was redeemed of all charges Jesus, when it's not the result that we want the mob get's all it's pitchforks out..

That's what I thought at first, that he faked it. The media response to his death was mind blowing.

" Think about it. His songs, merchandise etc. made probably 4X as much money as when he was alive. Once he died everybody was buying CD's, merchandise, etc. And they do say that he was deeply in debt at the time he died. Conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!! "

Umm...no. While his name is proving popular and profitable, it is not enough for someone to kill himself over or "fake their death" to just get some money from. So yeah, I don't really know where you are getting at.

i dont understand how the highest selling performer in history can ever get in debt.. that guy used to shit money diarrhea style

" Think about it. His songs, merchandise etc. made probably 4X as much money as when he was alive. Once he died everybody was buying CD's, merchandise, etc. And they do say that he was deeply in debt at the time he died. Conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!! "

" To bad he slept with kids. "

" To bad he slept with kids. "

Screw that. Just his name alone get's chics. I would charge people to sleep with me. You seen how many hot chics were at his funeral? Ok, I got it. This is only a joke. I would say that he touched me (think in the gutter) and charge girls to touch it. I get money and a hand job.

" @KaosAngel said:

" To bad he slept with kids. "

Or maybe.... some greedy parents saw the opportunity to get rich quick. Yeah believe it or not, people can be fucked up in real life. "

He is not dead, just went back to his home planet. I bet all they found was a Michael Jackson Skin Suite.

"but you dont know anything about him or what happened in his life. "

Wow you serious? You're attacking my intelligence? Serious? that's the best you can do?

"Oh and apparently your not educated enough to read either because if you actually read my post, you should be able to understand that i know a little bit more than you do about michael jackson lol. "

"Face the facts people, Michael Jackson was a pervert."

"But the facts are since he was about 6 years old his whole life was taken and exploited and his childhood was basically taken from him. Michael Jackson was messed up but you really have to look at his past and his childhood, he was almost destinded to be screwed up somehow."

"but I hate it when people jump to conclusions or jump on media bandwagons. "

In the movie RocknRolla a character named Johnny Quid faked his death to boost record sales.  Also, there was speculation that Tupac did this as well.  Personally I don't believe it...

" @suneku:

So in other words your saying that unless you knew someone persononally there is no way you can know anything about that person ??? lol

I'm not sure that it would be as easy as that. It seems like it would be hard for him to hide for the rest of his life.

" @Keyser_Soze: It is possible to be more educated on a topic than the average person by finding information, reading it, processing it logically, and then ariving at a conclusion based on what you found. Im not sure if you are aware of this but sitting and watching TV News is not the only way to obtain information. "

" To bad he slept with kids. "

I heard he wasy way in debt because of all the money he spend on his performances. Can anyone confirm that?

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@Keyser_Soze said:

And yet you fail to do exactly the one thing I asked of you. POST THE EVIDENCE HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE. Tell us then with irrefutable facts that he did it. Again talking shit is easy enough, fuck man there's more evidence that 9/11 was an inside job than you've provided on Jackson being a paedo. Provide links, statements anything from credible sources. Saying he did it and you've done the research and that's enough is about the most juvenile form of backing up allegations that anyone could come up with. If you're so educated, which I seriously doubt, you would have provided something to discuss and not just hear'say anecdotal evidence, and using yourself as some authoritative source on the matter. And just for the record your word don't mean shit."

LMAO so you want me to write like a ten page report on how he is obviously guily on a forum post lol. Why dont we just get ride of all forum discussions that have apposing sides because people arent providing evidence that will hold up in court lol.

And there is obviously no way to know if i actually know anything unless i write a ten page report. But thats not the point, the point is I had intrest in the topic so i tried to learn more about it than the regular person. Whether you believe me or not doesnt matter, im just trying to advise people to try and do the same thing before commenting on things because anyone who truely believes that, Michael Jackson didnt moleste anyone, or OJ didnt kill anyone, or Kobe Bryant didnt have sexual relations with another woman, or Roger Clemens didnt take banned substances is obviously ignorant about that topic.

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" To bad he slept with kids. "

" To bad he slept with kids. "

" @suneku said:

"@DRE7777: You clearly don't know wtf you're talking about either since all you've been doing is telling me how I don't know shit. I never said he didn't molest children, I merely stated that it could've been possible that people are greedy. That's what's fucking pissing me off. I don't give a shit that you "know more about michael jackson" then me. If you're going to go around acting all high and mighty, then provide some sources so this argument can go somehwere. "

And all im saying is that if you do the research that isnt a possibility. Dont believe me..... Think im making shit up because im not writing a paper with source documents...... i really dont care. Im just saying dont acuse people of jumping media bandwagons (aka being ingnorent) when you know the same amount of info that they do, you've just come to a different conclusion, and have a different opinion. "

Its a fact that when a celebrity dies, their sales go through the roof. Its also a fact that when MJ died he was millions of dollars in debt. So from purely that perspective it would make sense to fake his death. However MJ was going to have that comeback tour, that would have generated him millions anyways.

But as is the case with everything MJ, YOU DON'T KNOW. Some of you guys act all superior and pretend to know all these things about Michael Jackson. Unless you were with him 24 hours a day 7 days a week, theres no way for you to definitively know. Its no suprise that MJ fans don't like people saying he touched kids, maybe he did? Maybe he didn't. We are each entitled to our own oppinions though.

I, like most people wouldn't be suprised either way. MJ did a lot of weird shit in the last 10 years, and they did have enough evidence to take him to court, but not enough to convict him of anything. Of course thats partially irrelevent because MJ can afford the best lawyers, and also because whenever celebrities are infront of a judge, the judge almost always rules in their favour. Its the same with everybody else, Celebrities get special treatment from people because they are celebrities.

So until I see a video or MJ's secret diary admitting he touched kids, hes innocent. Nothing you can argue on a videogame forum is going to change that fact.

" @suneku: Quoting that book is like quoting MJ saying he didnt do it, and the other source you gave isnt even crucialy involved in this argument anyway.As i said before im not gonna waste my time looking up documents and writing a ten page report because i dont have the time, and i have things to do in my life (apparently unlike you) but i will say i am glade you actually had a desire to learn more than you knew before. Its to bad it took a guy making fun of your intelligence to do that. "

actually he is rich. people just think that he is very in debt. besides the US, other counties think he is a type of god.

I find it hilarious that people say Michael Jackson didn't sleep with kids for the simple fact he was acquitted. So by your logic OJ Simpson is not a murderer.

He still lost the wrongful death suit. Unlike Jackson who hadn't lost a case. Albeit he did settle out of court.