#1 Posted by Knave (663 posts) -


#2 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2824 posts) -

Brad so he can break all my things cuz I'm a masochist

#3 Posted by Inkerman (1492 posts) -

Brad's my favourite, by I picked Vinny because I reckon he'd be such a great houseguest.

#4 Posted by DelroyLindo (387 posts) -

this is weird

#5 Posted by JaredA (842 posts) -
@DelroyLindo

this is weird

Embrace it.
#6 Posted by Mcfart (1847 posts) -

Is this the Meat Dimension?

#7 Posted by Stonyman65 (3013 posts) -

I'd say Jeff and myself have very similar personalities (irrational. opinionated, the maturity of a 15 year old...) so I picked Jeff.

#8 Posted by benpicko (2016 posts) -

I've seen some weird things one these forums... This is now one of them.

#9 Posted by Silver-Streak (1518 posts) -

This is exceedingly weird. Also there's no Drew Scanlon on the list, nor Alex Navarro, and they're definitely part of the GB Crew.

#10 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

dude

what kind of question is that?

#11 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

Don't think I can afford to take care of a grown man.

#12 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

None of them.

#13 Posted by Blackout62 (1481 posts) -

Does Vinny have his bug-out-bag? If so he should be fine for like two weeks.

#14 Posted by Morningstar (2321 posts) -

Patrick, he cant eat much.

#15 Posted by BeachThunder (13072 posts) -

Is this a retro throw-back to the creepy topics of yore?

#16 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4311 posts) -

Alright , Im gonna embrace the weirdness of this entire thread only because its 1 in the morning here.  I would pick Ryan because he seems like he would be able to take care of himself and he would probably need a lot of help because if he would have a homeless man's beard.  

#17 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3225 posts) -

Vinny-motherfucking-Caravella.

#18 Posted by Ghostiet (5558 posts) -

Vinny has a child, it's the moral thing to do.

#19 Posted by iFail (239 posts) -

Anybody but Jeff really.

#20 Posted by Knave (663 posts) -

@iFail: Elaborate

#21 Posted by Toxin066 (3380 posts) -

I'd say Drew because he seems like the tidiest of them all.

#22 Posted by iFail (239 posts) -

@Knave said:

@iFail: Elaborate

Jeff strikes me as dangerously irresponsible. I don't think I'd be able to leave him in the house alone without returning to find a giant stack of pizza boxes and holes kicked into the drywall.

#23 Posted by _Chad (998 posts) -

I would take Jeff. He better start looking for a job soon though.

#24 Posted by Athadam (752 posts) -

@iFail said:

@Knave said:

@iFail: Elaborate

Jeff strikes me as dangerously irresponsible. I don't think I'd be able to leave him in the house alone without returning to find a giant stack of pizza boxes and holes kicked into the drywall.

Well, Jeff knows what it's like to have a dirty room mate though and he'd probably keep it clean.

If I absolutely had to choose, I'd probably go with Patrick. I identify with him the most, probably because his articles always get me.

#25 Edited by Troglet (24 posts) -

Jeff, he'd be like having a cat.

#26 Posted by Barrock (3752 posts) -

The fuck is with all the weird threads lately?

Vinny.

#27 Posted by cap123 (2467 posts) -

Vinny, he has a baby to look after.

#28 Posted by Mcfart (1847 posts) -

@Morningstar said:

Patrick, he cant eat much.

His stomach's a portal to the Meat Dimension.

(not giving up)

#29 Posted by celegorm_menegroth (79 posts) -

So ... while we're being completely irrational with the question, why not pick two of them and then coerce them to do a Live Endurance Run?

#30 Posted by impartialgecko (1742 posts) -

Brad. Dude is a proper gentleman.

#31 Posted by DystopiaX (5378 posts) -

GB threads just get weirder and weirder.

#32 Posted by SuperSambo (3017 posts) -

It's got to be Brad.

He'd cause the least disruption in day to day life it seems.

#33 Posted by TinAutomaton (59 posts) -

I would adopt all of them.

And then I would groom them to fight eachother IN THE THUNDERDOME.

#34 Edited by Sploder (918 posts) -

Patrick. I don't have much space in my house so I could just put him in a cupboard and feed him cheesestrings and some vitamins. And if I wanted to take him out for a walk I could carry him in my guitar case, so he's a pretty efficient choice for me.
 
edit: And I could also claim child benefit because he looks like he's 15.

#35 Posted by ShaggE (7082 posts) -

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

#36 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -
@ShaggE said:

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

Snoop Lion. How is this even something that requires thinking about?
#37 Posted by ShaggE (7082 posts) -

@Sploder said:

@ShaggE said:

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

Snoop Lion. How is this even something that requires thinking about?

Of course! Snoop Lion!

I... I need to go make an entirely unrelated phone call...

#38 Posted by CptBedlam (4479 posts) -

Seriously, these "pick your GB member" threads are getting old and need to stop.

#39 Posted by Willza92 (285 posts) -

Vinny is obviously the right answer. He has a wife and kid and it would be cruel to leave all of them out in the cold. Also, we would have so much fucking fun.

#40 Posted by Mayu_Zane (677 posts) -

I'll take Vinny.

#41 Posted by Fattony12000 (7918 posts) -

Drew.

#42 Posted by dcgc (916 posts) -

This is getting out of hand.

#43 Posted by SexyToad (2939 posts) -

Jeff.

#44 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

These topics never cease to be really damn creepy and weird.

#45 Posted by Witzig (361 posts) -

Jeff for sure!!!

#46 Posted by Phatmac (5918 posts) -

Why does everyone forget the best guy on the Giantbomb staff? DAVE SNIDER!

#47 Posted by ervonymous (1299 posts) -

I think my cat ears would look great on Jeff.

#48 Posted by Arbie (1480 posts) -

Last night I had a dream that I was hanging out with the GB folk and I lived with Jeff. So, Jeff it is because he was fun to live with!

#49 Posted by Sayishere (1852 posts) -

Patrick so i can live in his hair for an eternity.

#50 Posted by sickVisionz (1299 posts) -

Jeff would complain. Ryan would complain. Patrick would be annoying. Brad would be fine but he isn't funny. Vinny would be fine and he is funny.

I vote Vinny.