If the GB crew became homeless, and you could adopt only one of them, which one would you pick?

Jeff so we can party hard and jar time will be all the time.

@Hailinel said:

These topics never cease to be really damn creepy and weird.

What? It's not like he said anything about how you will have to bathe them every night and how they will be sharing a twin size bed with you...which they will be (it's clearly implied in the question).

@Fattony12000 said:

Drew.

Maybe Vinny, but his affinity for c-words makes me doubt his place in my home. So I'll go with Brad. I bet his Southern manners makes for a good houseguest.

• Patrick takes up the least space.
• Jeff seems to have the most weird shit that could potentially be interesting but also clutter up the place a lot (all those boxes!).
• Brad's always sleeping so he would be easy to deal with.
• Vinny might blow up my kitchen or if we'd include families would be bring TWO more people with him.
• Ryan may become problematic if he transfers his twitter habits into real life by "blocking" the delivery people when they ring the doorbell (although that's a plus in some cases).

So it would be either Patrick or Brad. Would have to toss a coin.

I just spent way too much time thinking about this...

@htr10 said:

@Hailinel said:

These topics never cease to be really damn creepy and weird.

What? It's not like he said anything about how you will have to bathe them every night and how they will be sharing a twin size bed with you...which they will be (it's clearly implied in the question).

He's asking which staff member I'd take home if they were suddenly homeless. How is that not creepy and weird?

Ryan, we have a similar sense of humor and he seems pretty chill for the most part.

Dave, obviously.

My first reaction was Vinny, but then I pictured homeless Vinny. That man has a grizzled beard and can survive the elements with ease.

Its nice to know that when Vinny becomes homeless he will have so many people willing to take him in.

Okay, as fucking weird as this question is, I'll answer it. If I could afford it, I'd adopt Vinny because he seems like he's be the nicest guy to deal with.

None of them i make it a point of mine never to adopt grown ass men.

Is this a retro throw-back to the creepy topics of yore?

Do we know if any of them are house trained?

@DelroyLindo said:

this is weird

Says the guy with a Nic Cage bird-hair avatar.

Jeff because he could find a job in no time. Just look how fast it took to start right back up after gamespot. But as a 2nd, patrick. As these two are definately the smartest of the crew, for sure.

You know, while I don't actually mind the creepiness of these threads, the fact that Vinny pretty much always wins makes it kind of boring. 
 
Oh, and Vinny for sure.

Patrick.

I think he would be the easiest to rape.

Drew!

But since he isn't on the list, I'll invite Patrick.

Jeff.

Sounds like this scenario calls for Sarah Mclachlan.

Vinny and Dave can both cook right? I'd take one of them.

Jeff, because if he's homeless he's probably jobless so he can probably grind at some fighting games and I need someone competent to play with IRL.

@DelroyLindo said:

this is weird

@Hailinel said:

@htr10 said:

@Hailinel said:

These topics never cease to be really damn creepy and weird.

What? It's not like he said anything about how you will have to bathe them every night and how they will be sharing a twin size bed with you...which they will be (it's clearly implied in the question).

He's asking which staff member I'd take home if they were suddenly homeless. How is that not creepy and weird?

No, I totally agree with you about it being creepy. I was also attempting to escalate the creepiness factor.

I'd adopt them all because I'm not a piece of shit.

I miss topics like these.

@htr10 said:

@Hailinel said:

@htr10 said:

@Hailinel said:

These topics never cease to be really damn creepy and weird.

What? It's not like he said anything about how you will have to bathe them every night and how they will be sharing a twin size bed with you...which they will be (it's clearly implied in the question).

He's asking which staff member I'd take home if they were suddenly homeless. How is that not creepy and weird?

No, I totally agree with you about it being creepy. I was also attempting to escalate the creepiness factor.

You succeeded!

Vinny obviously.

With all the video game shit they've collected over the years, who ever you pick would turn your home into a bad episode of Hoarders.

I like that everyone forgot about the wives, girlfriends, and son's they all have.

Thats why I chose Vinny, because he has a kid and a Wife.

Brad, he's the only one that would keep his designated living area clean.

Vinny because he's fucking Vinny.

Vinny "Two-Pens" Caravella! I think he'd be the most laid back.

I'm worried that Brad would woo my girlfriend away from me with that voice of his.

No love for Ryan XD

@j0lter said:

No love for Ryan XD

To be fair, while he is a funny guy, I also feel like he would be sitting on my couch, eating my Doritos and hurling abuse at me for the duration of his stay.

Brad because he would die on the streets.

No love for Drew or Dave?

@Dagbiker said:

I like that everyone forgot about the wives, girlfriends, and son's they all have.

Thats why I chose Vinny, because he has a kid and a Wife.

This is why I voted for Jeff, cuz he ain't got NOBODY!

@SuperSambo said:

@j0lter said:

No love for Ryan XD

To be fair, while he is a funny guy, I also feel like he would be sitting on my couch, eating my Doritos and hurling abuse at me for the duration of his stay.

...so? Isn't that the fun of it?

I picked Jeff, but now I'm second guessing myself. It would be fun to have him around, but I would always feel inferior. He knows a LOT about video games.

Ryan because he's super cool.

This is a deeply flawed poll.

Where's Dave?!

Brad. I'd have him sing me to sleep every night. Yeah that's right I'm making this weird thread weirder. What?!

Man, this is weird.

Why the fuck is Drew absent from that list?

Also, my answer is Drew.

@Dany said:

dude

what kind of question is that?

A serious one. Have some compassion for your fellow man when they are down and out, man.

Brad so I finally have an excuse to do nothing but drink Cheerwine and eat Bojangles

Oh giantbomb you're so creepy ... and this poll is dumb because rule of Vinny says that any poll he's in he's gonna win.

Patrick. He's small, I don't think he eats much, and seems like he can talk at length about some interesting ideas.

Jeff.

I read the title just as I woke up this morning and I thought it said armless instead of homeless. This is far less creepy.