If you clone youself, and kill your clone, is it murder or suicide?

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#1  Edited By Mighty
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#2  Edited By CarpetRemnant

Internet hacker gangs.

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#3  Edited By zero_

I'd rather just have sex/masturbate with myself.

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#4  Edited By MisterChief
@Zero_ said:
I'd rather just have sex/masturbate with myself.
If you get a hand transplant and jerk off aren't you actually watching someone else masturbate?
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#5  Edited By zityz

Cloneiside.

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#6  Edited By ftomato

If killing clones counts as murder (to which I would say it is), then it's murder whether or not it's your clone.

Never suicide.

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#7  Edited By Vexxan

Murder, because I am still alive.


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#8  Edited By VirtuaXav

Murder. You're killing a separate human to yourself, even if they are identical to you. Right?

Kind of like killing your identical twin?
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#9  Edited By LordXavierBritish

If I kill an entity that is my biological duplicate is it murder?

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#10  Edited By mylifeforAiur
@LordXavierBritish said:
If I kill an entity that is my biological duplicate is it murder?
Only one way to find out, really.
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#11  Edited By DeeGee
@MisterChief said:
@Zero_ said:
I'd rather just have sex/masturbate with myself.
If you get a hand transplant and jerk off aren't you actually watching someone else masturbate?
No, you're watching someone else jerk you off. You'd need a dick transplant for it to be someone else masturbating.
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#12  Edited By s-a-n-JR

This sentence is false.

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#13  Edited By Gumby
@DeeGee said:

@MisterChief said:

@Zero_ said:
I'd rather just have sex/masturbate with myself.
If you get a hand transplant and jerk off aren't you actually watching someone else masturbate?
No, you're watching someone else jerk you off. You'd need a dick transplant for it to be someone else masturbating.
But if you only had a dick transplant then you would be jerking someone else off.... gross!
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#14  Edited By redbliss

@Sanj said: 
                    This sentence is false.

It took me a little while to run through the contradictions of that sentence

 

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#15  Edited By SlasherMan
@Sanj said:
This sentence is false.

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#16  Edited By ColinWright

Neither.

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#17  Edited By Zabant
@MisterChief said:
@Zero_ said:
I'd rather just have sex/masturbate with myself.
If you get a hand transplant and jerk off aren't you actually watching someone else masturbate?
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#18  Edited By gamefreak9

If two objects have the same logical form, their only distinction is that they are different. 

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#19  Edited By AlexW00d
@DeeGee said:
@MisterChief said:
@Zero_ said:
I'd rather just have sex/masturbate with myself.
If you get a hand transplant and jerk off aren't you actually watching someone else masturbate?
No, you're watching someone else jerk you off. You'd need a dick transplant for it to be someone else masturbating.
You'd need a dick transplant and a hand transplant else you'd be jerking someone else.
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#20  Edited By Quacktastic

187 starring Samuel L Jackson.

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#21  Edited By InternetCrab

Muh balls.
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#22  Edited By nintendoeats

It would be murder. A requirement of being identical is to occupy the same points in space and time, so that clone is not identical to you. If you were to go back in time and kill yourself it would also be murder, because you are killing someone who exists in a different point in space and therefore is not identical.

Philosophy 101 boys.

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#23  Edited By tim_the_corsair

Murder.

If a tree falls in the forest, but there is no one around to hear it, where are my pantaloons?

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#24  Edited By Lazyaza

Murder is murder.  It doesn't matter if it's you, you're killing another living creature who may look, sound and in almost every way be you but it isn't you so its still murder.

Same logic for having sex with a clone of yourself.   Its neither incest nor masturbation technically, but its still pretty weird. lol

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#25  Edited By penguindust

According to Dr. Who, "murder".   I always listen to my Doctor. 

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#26  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

Murdercide. 

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#27  Edited By StaticFalconar

murder, since killing your twin is murder. 

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#28  Edited By PhatSeeJay

You're not killing yourself. You're murdering a now living, breathing individual that was just created from you. So Murder.

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#29  Edited By sickVisionz

Murder

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#30  Edited By phrosnite

murder

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#31  Edited By CornontheCobbe

187 my friend!

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#32  Edited By Kiemoe

is it rape if you have sex with you, but one of you doesn't want it?

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#33  Edited By hunkaburningluv

something else I was thinking about - if you cloned yourself and fucked him - would that make you gay? or just having a really expensive wank?

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#34  Edited By Azteck

I love this thread.

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#35  Edited By Video_Game_King

It's murder. Anybody ever read DOB?

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#36  Edited By SpartanAmbrose

Murder.

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#37  Edited By eqaddictedfool

c: community service
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#38  Edited By Delicious_Brains

If I was the clone I sure as hell would be calling it murder.

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#39  Edited By FancySoapsMan

You are not your clone, therefore it's murder.

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#40  Edited By mattbosten

Murder, but I'd be smart and pin it on a rival magician. 

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#41  Edited By TEHMAXXORZ

It's murder. 

If an identical twin killed his/her brother/sister, it would be murder. And we should all know twins are biological duplicates, otherwise known as clones.
Besides:
@Vegsen said:
Murder, because I am still alive.
That is all...
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#42  Edited By Kyreo

If you cloned yerself and fuck yer clone, is it rape or masturbation?

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#43  Edited By thornie_delete

The Prestige taught me that it is murder.

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#44  Edited By mikemcn
@Kyreo said:
If you cloned yerself and fuck yer clone, is it rape or masturbation?
Its kinky actually. 
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#45  Edited By kingzetta

Murder
your attacking another body that is not your own.

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#46  Edited By Jeust
@Mikemcn said:
@Kyreo said:
If you cloned yerself and fuck yer clone, is it rape or masturbation?
Its kinky actually. 
ahah ^^
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#47  Edited By napalm
@Zero_ said:
I'd rather just have sex/masturbate with myself.
Technically, that makes you gay.
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#48  Edited By imsh_pl
@SlasherMan said:
@Sanj said:
This sentence is false.

Read the next sentence.
Read the previous sentence.
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IT'S MURDAAAAA

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#50  Edited By hunkaburningluv
@Kyreo said:
If you cloned yerself and fuck yer clone, is it rape or masturbation?

dude, I said that an hour ago!!!!!