If you could become a member of the GB crew, but had to fire one member first, who would you fire?

I think they're all probably significantly better for what they do than I am. So I would decline.

lol this is kind of a rude thread

No, thank you.

I would have to decline. I would suck at all their jobs.

Is this secretly just a way to poll people on their least favorite member of the crew? Aren't threads like that frowned upon?

I would fire skeletor and take woody's job as cowboy.

I hate how Patrick always gets stepped on when he is just as much as a significant member as the rest of the crew.

@Djnuttty: if we're playing that game, Piggy gets the axe and I am taking over at the new Evil Dr. Porkchop!

And yeah, If joining Giant Bomb means one of the crew has to go, I'll just keep paying my money and watching my content. They are a team for a reason. We add here, not subtract!

It seems like it's always Patrick, and I think it is a yes to this below.

@MooseyMcMan said:

Is this secretly just a way to poll people on their least favorite member of the crew? Aren't threads like that frowned upon?

What is up with these staff questions lately? Oh, and I wouldn't.

I would fire myself

Nope. No one on that team should go unless they want to.

Jeff thinks Anime is for jerks, so I picked him. Fuck that guy.

Jeff, because that would force him to make gianterbomb.com.

This poll apparently fired Alex for me, so I guess I'll take his job.

Will Smith, MIB III was terrible.

I would fire myself.

This should be changed to the we don't like Alex thread.

This should be changed to the we don't like Alex thread.

@Irvandus said:

I would fire myself.

Childish thread, may as well be a Team Jacob\Team Edward discussion.

Fuck that, I don't even want that job to begin with. Not breaking up a team for no reason.

FUCK ANYONE WHO WOULD FIRE DREW!

That said, was Kessler a choice? I'd fire him.

Not cool.

God you make shit threads

I'd fire Jeff and then change Kane & Lynch 2's score to a 4.

And then I'd quit.

That seems like a good way to ruin the crew's chemistry and to not be liked by community and potentially staff.

I would resign immediately.

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

God you make shit threads

This. ^

Who would you fire, who would you adopt, would you vote for them for president? Could we plz get another completely stupid hypothetical about the staff?

This is a dumb question, I like Breaking Bad but that doesn't mean I want Bryan Cranston fired and me suddenly appearing in the show instead, it kind of defeats the point of why I enjoy these things in the first place.

Patrick, but only because I'm jealous of the hair.

I don't think I'd be a very good replacement for any of the bomb crew... And I don't think I could deal with the backlash when I kick Vinny off the podcast for my sorry ass.

Please stop making threads. :(

Well this has gone nowhere, as it rightfully shouldn't have.

Flash poll: who else didn't choose a response?

A: Are you in love with GB "crew" since you make all these threads where you're forced to write their names over and over again?  
B: Do you just lack creativity?

I just clicked something at random. I'll skew the shit out of your data. Besides, I love 'em all.

You can't make me chose.

@ZeForgotten said:

A: Are you in love with GB "crew" since you make all these threads where you're forced to write their names over and over again? B: Do you just lack creativity?

I do bot believe those are mutually exclusive

@ZeForgotten said:

A: Are you in love with GB "crew" since you make all these threads where you're forced to write their names over and over again? B: Do you just lack creativity?

I do bot believe those are mutually exclusive

Ryan

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

Childish thread, may as well be a Team Jacob\Team Edward discussion.

fucking jacob all the way. edward can suck ALL the dicks.

First I would lick the build up of sweat between each of their toes, then fire Brad because he's a lion tamer.

I would walk away.

@adoggz said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

Childish thread, may as well be a Team Jacob\Team Edward discussion.

fucking jacob all the way. edward can suck ALL the dicks.

That's something a closet Edward lover would say

Cool Baby

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@adoggz said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

Childish thread, may as well be a Team Jacob\Team Edward discussion.

fucking jacob all the way. edward can suck ALL the dicks.

That's something a closet Edward lover would say

pish, slanderous nonsense. I MOST certainly dont like edward more than jacob. even if he is cuter than jacob...... OH GOD, what am i saying?

If anyone's going to be fired, it's Jeff.

Hey i have an idea for your next thread. Which GB member would you fuck if they were females>

Jeff. His firing would lead to a lot other GB staff leaving as well, resulting in the formation of Game Bob-omb.com. After a few years I would myself be fired, as I ended up being completely terrible at my job, paving the way for Jeff and Game Bob-omb to return as a sister company to Giant Bomb.