#1 Posted by Demoskinos (15372 posts) -

As the question says if for the rest of your life you could only use ONE condiment for all of your food what would it be? I'm gonna go Franks Red Hot myself. Hot sauce is pretty versatile. Great on eggs and pizza and even things like rice , burgers etc....

#2 Posted by StarvingGamer (8704 posts) -

It's tough because I am a condiment junkie. I put tons of packets of stuff on almost everything I eat.

Does Pico de Gallo count as a condiment? If yes, then that. If not, then maybe Chipotle Tabasco.

#3 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

I'm gonna be bold and say just plain old Ketchup, sure its plain in comparison to a lot of other things but it does go with a wide variety of foods.

#4 Posted by mlarrabee (3144 posts) -

Oddly enough, my first choice is Pico de Gallo, with Frank's Red Hot sauce as runner-up.

#5 Posted by weegieanawrench (1945 posts) -

Ketchup with Dijon mustard as runner up.

#6 Posted by TooWalrus (13272 posts) -

McDonalds hot fudge sunday 

#7 Posted by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -
The only condiment you'll ever need.
#8 Posted by KarlPilkington (2784 posts) -


#9 Posted by bobafettjm (1499 posts) -

I generally don't put condiments on my food, but when I do it is usually A1 sauce.

#10 Posted by InsiderGamer (81 posts) -


#11 Posted by SexyToad (2722 posts) -

Lime. I just like lime a lot.

#12 Posted by Sooty (8082 posts) -

Salt all the way.

#13 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5159 posts) -

That's a really hard question. I'll go with soy sauce... or mustard... or mayonnaise... it's hard to choose, okay?!

#14 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -


#15 Posted by craigieh28 (74 posts) -

You evil soul, why would you force us into such a Sophie's Choice?

Worcester sauce, by the way...

#16 Posted by cjmhockey (244 posts) -

Frank's Red Hot

#17 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -


knows what's up!

#18 Posted by c0l0nelp0c0rn1 (1816 posts) -

@AhmadMetallic said:


knows what's up!

Mustard is the best condiment in the history of mankind.

#19 Posted by Tylea002 (2295 posts) -

Vinegar. All day every day. The only condiment you need.

#20 Posted by RobotHamster (4179 posts) -


#21 Posted by JacDG (2133 posts) -

I hate ALL condiments, so for me it's quite easy, nothing, unless Béarnaise sauce is a condiment, because then I'll choose that.

#22 Posted by Redbullet685 (6117 posts) -

I'll go with ketchup because of the vast amount of foods that go with ketchup.

#23 Posted by Metzo_Paino (322 posts) -

Mayonnaise. Always mayonnaise.

#24 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3825 posts) -


#25 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

Man, hard decision. Horseradish sauce or Bullseye BBQ sauce probably. Both taste great to me on a variety of different things. Probably horseradish sauce, I can put that shit on anything and it always tastes awesome.

#26 Posted by MonkeyKing1969 (3313 posts) -

Teriyaki sauce....it goes with ANYTHING: Meat, vegetables, and pasta.

#27 Posted by Butano (1809 posts) -

Either Chipotle Tabasco or Sriracha.

#28 Posted by ervonymous (1297 posts) -

Mustard. RIP fryysarin sinappi.

#29 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@JacDG said:

I hate ALL condiments, so for me it's quite easy, nothing, unless Béarnaise sauce is a condiment, because then I'll choose that.

I don't hate all condiments, but hell yes to béarnaise sauce.

#30 Posted by Remedy25 (131 posts) -

Go old Heinz tomato ketchup.

#31 Posted by DjCmeP (1148 posts) -

Tabasco is great with everything.

#32 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3948 posts) -

Is guacamole a condiment? That.

#33 Posted by Kidavenger (3682 posts) -


Mustard, Ketchup, and Maple syrup are all I ever use, Maple syrup is the best but I use it rarely and Ketchup has flies in it, so Mustard wins.

#34 Posted by pyromagnestir (4351 posts) -

What constitutes a condiment? Is bbq sauce on bbq chicken or ribs a condiment? Is buffalo sauce a condiment? Where does the sauce/condiment gap lie?

Does it count if the ingredient is part of the recipe? Or is it something you apply afterwards once the food is on your plate? Once the food is on my plate, I usually don't touch it.

I guess I'd take ketchup for burgers and durgers.

#35 Posted by JonathanAshleyMoore (283 posts) -

Ketchup. Cheapest shit you can find. I'm in.

#36 Posted by Brendan (8374 posts) -

Frank's Red Hot Sauce.

#37 Posted by UnrealDP (1224 posts) -

Salt's a condiment, right? If so, then that. If not, then ketchup would work, too.

#38 Posted by Sjosz (488 posts) -

Apple sauce.

#39 Posted by Brodehouse (10302 posts) -

Smokehouse BBQ

#40 Posted by Zekhariah (695 posts) -


#41 Posted by smitty86 (696 posts) -

A good BBQ sauce

#42 Posted by MistaSparkle (2150 posts) -

Salt! I put that shit on everything. Take that Frank's Red Hot, or should I say Frank's Red SNOT, bwahahahahahaha amirite!?

#43 Posted by billyhoush (1213 posts) -

@Ravenlight said:

The only condiment you'll ever need.

We have a winner.

#44 Posted by Grimhild (722 posts) -

@Ravenlight said:

The only condiment you'll ever need.

I lived off of rooster sauce and Ramen for a couple years when I was po'. Forever indebted.

I'd have to go with Tony Chachere's, with Crystal Hot Sauce as a runner up.

#45 Posted by spazmaster666 (2008 posts) -

Probably soy sauce or chili garlic sauce for versatility.

#46 Posted by 71Ranchero (3010 posts) -

If we are talking about versatility then it goes to mustard.

#47 Posted by Erk_Forever (157 posts) -

Buffalo Bobs Everything sauce because it goes on everything.

#48 Posted by HarlequinRiot (1098 posts) -

If something like olive oil is on the table, then I guess that because it's so necessary. But in terms of your classic condiments, then I'd say mustard. I use it a surprising amount.

#49 Posted by WickedFather (1733 posts) -

Hot sauce.  Frank's is scandalously expensive in Britain and that's bad because you can drink it like tea because it really isn't very hot, just lovely.  Catering packs on Amazon 3.8 litres for 16 quid and I'm really tempted.  I usually mix chilli sauce with mayonnaise and have that with chips.  All good London dirty chicken shops push that magic.

#50 Posted by Danteveli (1226 posts) -

chilli sauce