If you could only use ONE condiment for your food

After reading these posts I'm hungry.

I'd probably say some kind of hot sauce.

Salt, I guess. So much food out there needs at least a little salt to not taste bad.

Ketchup

It's clearly got to be mustard, doesn't it? It's not the most exciting of condiments, but you can't say it doesn't make everything better.

Although I could go with the controversial choice and say jam (jelly for all you other savages).

Do I get all mustards or just one?

Gonna go with good ol' bascy sauce.

Cheese.

Don't care what you have to say, my response is cheese.

@Totori said:

Do I get all mustards or just one?

It'd probably make more sense to pick one.

I'll take Dijon, since it's always there for me.

Mustard.

@TwoOneFive said:

RANCH!

We have a winner! Goes great on burgers, salads, as a dip, as a marinade.... Mmmm ranch.

Gimme dat Ketchup!

@Demoskinos said:

I'm gonna go Franks Red Hot myself.

Same here! fucking love franks.

@Butano said:

Either Chipotle Tabasco or Sriracha.

We're friends.

Pepper sauce

Texas Pete's all the way, just seems to have a little more kick than Franks. But yeah, some sort of red hot sauce seems to be the way to go.

Ketchup.

I probably use ketchup the most, but I would rather have mustard.

Mustard is just so good on sandwiches, with meat, on other stuff.

Dijon mustard that is.

Condiments and condoms alike only serve to dull pleasure. A properly prepared meal should need no condiment.

Ketchup or Barbecue sauce.

@Ravenlight said:

What he said

I feel like anyone who said "salt" should reroll. I'd say that's a spice and not a condiment.

I do not like mustard (except honey).

I only can eat ketchup on some french fries (the bigger ones with more potato) and also hamburgers. Can't stand it on chicken or eggs or steak (UGH).

Hot sauce is pretty good but I don't really put it on things?

Soy sauce is prob one of my fave condiments but, again, it's not really good on anything but rice/fish/sushi (my fave).

BBQ sauce is good on pretty much all meats! But...mayonnaise is also a delight.

In summation I think I am going to pick BBQ sauce. "The Jug" Hawaiian BBQ sauce to be specific.

... I hope this condiment analysis is sufficient.

EDIT: I include Arby's sauce as a BBQ sauce since it is. Omg.

Ketchup.

@Ravenlight said:

true story

@Ravenlight said:

Yes, Yes! It has worn down my taste buds to the point where I can no longer taste without it.

Ketchup. It's far from my favourite topping, but all the ones I really love are dependent on what I'm eating. So Ketchup is the only one that I can put on just about anything to make it taste better.

Bacon bits.