#1 Posted by TheWalkingDemon (49 posts) -

What would you tell yourself if you could go back in time to tell yourself something while you were ten, what would you tell yourself. I would probably tell myself to put down the chocolate, it only gets worse.

#2 Posted by Claude (16614 posts) -

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

#3 Posted by ChickenPants (931 posts) -

Enjoy it while you still can, it's all down hill from here kid...

#4 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

Fight back.

#5 Edited by SoldierG654342 (1863 posts) -

Buy Apple stock.

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#6 Posted by ShaggE (7082 posts) -

Save your CD-ROMs and floppies. You wouldn't believe how hard to find some of those games will be.

#7 Edited by FluxWaveZ (19814 posts) -

Start hating others, yourself and your life now.

#8 Posted by Blackout62 (1481 posts) -

No matter what happens keep your cool on Valentine's Day. By god you will keep your cool on Valentine's day.

#9 Posted by TooWalrus (13321 posts) -

Basically nothing but ways to cheat at gambling because of my future-knowledge. Oh, also to eat healthy and excessive and you'll be much happier.

#10 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6420 posts) -

Stop asking for unhealthy food so often.

#11 Posted by mikethekilla (329 posts) -

Start taking Muay Thai classes instead of kung fu 

#12 Posted by warxsnake (2720 posts) -

Invest in Apple and Google.

#13 Posted by ajamafalous (12368 posts) -
@warxsnake said:

Invest in Apple and Google.

#14 Posted by Twitchey (962 posts) -

Nothing, I would touch his shoulder, then walk back into my time hole.

#15 Posted by Vexxan (4624 posts) -

INVESTMENTS.

#16 Posted by Witzig (361 posts) -

Stop going to church and punch the Bishop in the fucking balls.
#17 Posted by PenguinDust (12767 posts) -

It's a waste of time.  My 10 year old self wouldn't listen to anything my old-ass has to say. 

#18 Posted by Muerthoz (364 posts) -

Concentrate more on school and don't spend so much time worrying about girls.  Otherwise you'll end up with a dead end job working shitty hours and have absolutely no social life whatsoever. 

#19 Posted by LittleBigJono (291 posts) -

learn to play the drums or something

#20 Edited by Fajita_Jim (1517 posts) -

Repeat after me: C++, not COBOL. C++, not COBOL. C++....

#21 Posted by Animasta (14818 posts) -

STUDY IN SCHOOL, oh, and if mom ever broaches the topic of moving to las vegas, DONT DO IT

#22 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -

That asshole won't listen to me.

#23 Edited by crusader8463 (14744 posts) -

Doesn't matter what she says, make your mother exercise and get healthy. She dies in 2005 from liver failure, and it will completely and utterly destroy any semblances of the human being you were before then and leave you a miserable hate filled husk of a person for many years after. Also, don't go to NBCC Miramichi. It's a terrible school that will do nothing but waste 2 years of your life and leave you in debt with nothing to show for it.
 
Then I would give him the winning lotto numbers for the next 15 years.

#24 Posted by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497 (578 posts) -
@warxsnake said:

Invest in Apple and Google.

Also: fight back, stop being a fat-ass, and stay in college now matter how much you hate it. And don't trade in all of your gaming stuff for a PS1.
It would be a hell of a long conversation.
#25 Posted by LiquidPrince (16474 posts) -

@Claude said:

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

Claude why were you having sex at 12. This is why boys needed Pokemon... Keep the childish younger, so they aren't roaming the streets fucking little girls with their underdeveloped bodies. For shame!

#26 Posted by phish09 (1112 posts) -

Invest in Microsoft.
 
As far as personal, world-wise advice...probably just stay the course.  Don't worry about university, you're not really gonna end up needing that education anyway, but still study like you will.

#27 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -

I would tell him "Odontophobia is the fear of teeth."

#28 Posted by SgtGrumbles (1024 posts) -

'Damn, you sexy as hell…'

#29 Posted by TheCreamFilling (1230 posts) -

INVENT THE GIANTBOMB! MUAHAHAHA!

#30 Posted by Spoonman671 (4977 posts) -

I'd probably suggest to him that he be less particular about which girls to sleep with in high school, and more particular about which girls to sleep with in college.

#31 Posted by supermike6 (3757 posts) -

Someday you're going to be me, and that will be pretty awesome for you.

#32 Posted by Nux (2534 posts) -

Keep studying.

#33 Posted by DuskVamp (720 posts) -

Don't miss so much school, do your coursework and don't think of exams as a waste of time. Don't bother doing that interactive media course in college, you'll learn fuck all and obviously the lottery numbers and then invest all my millions into Apple, Google and Facebook.

#34 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

I'd tell him all the cool shit that my crown can do. That way, I wouldn't have to spend 30 years figuring it all out for myself.

#35 Edited by Claude (16614 posts) -

@LiquidPrince said:

@Claude said:

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

Claude why were you having sex at 12. This is why boys needed Pokemon... Keep the childish younger, so they aren't roaming the streets fucking little girls with their underdeveloped bodies. For shame!

I was twelve in 1977. Pong just didn't do it for me. There again, I was twelve. What can I say? Kids acting like adults. Or so they thought.

And she was 14 by the way.

#36 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1879 posts) -

Buy Microsoft and Cisco stock. These are all the powerball lotto numbers for the next 21 years.

#37 Posted by Aus_azn (2272 posts) -

Popularity leads to intimacy.

#38 Posted by DystopiaX (5378 posts) -

Lottery ticket numbers, stock market shit, etc.

#39 Posted by geirr (2849 posts) -

It gets better.

#40 Posted by CosmicQueso (579 posts) -

When your buddy says "let's have a rock fight" say no.

#41 Posted by Blackout62 (1481 posts) -

Don't run blindly into a playground, you'll lose a tooth. I think I was 10 when that happened.

#42 Posted by laserbolts (5441 posts) -

Don't ever smoke pot.

#43 Posted by evildeadron (879 posts) -

Amy will never put out, no matter how hard you try

#44 Posted by LiquidPrince (16474 posts) -

@Claude said:

@LiquidPrince said:

@Claude said:

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

Claude why were you having sex at 12. This is why boys needed Pokemon... Keep the childish younger, so they aren't roaming the streets fucking little girls with their underdeveloped bodies. For shame!

I was twelve in 1977. Pong just didn't do it for me. There again, I was twelve. What can I say? Kids acting like adults. Or so they thought.

And she was 14 by the way.

At least you got a girl who hopefully was in the middle of puberty and didn't look as young as you probably did... XD

I can't even imagine what it would feel like to have sex at 12, for the girl and for you.

#45 Posted by myketuna (1782 posts) -

Start working out right now and learn how to drive before you hit 18. Other than that, Ten year old me can take it from there.

#46 Posted by Claude (16614 posts) -

@LiquidPrince: It scared the the shit out of me. I didn't even have pubic hair. I didn't have sex again until I was 18. But that year of twelve was something wild.

#47 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -

Keep playing street fighter. Stop playing marvel vs street fighter.

#48 Posted by Beforet (2987 posts) -

Stop eating that shit, start working out, and improve on your writing early.

#49 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:
@scarace360 said:
Stop playing marvel vs street fighter.
Alternate universe you?
nope just go back to playing street fighter and stop playing marvel vs street fighter. Cause all i ever learned from that game was 100% combos.
#50 Posted by DEMONOLOGY_24 (526 posts) -

I would tell him not to get so down on everything and try to make more friends so that when he's my age he won't be stuck at home doing nothing but regretting so much