If you could tell your ten year old self something

I have some candy in the van, bud.

Listen to your grandmothers wishes and visit her before June 14th 2004. Don't ever start playing World of Warcraft.

I'd impart my future swag onto my 10 year old self so I could get mad middle school bitches.

Don't just kill women who look like your mother, they'll catch on too quick. And don't take trophies, it's difficult to explain a fridge full of human kidneys.

@valrog said:

Don't be such a shy motherfucker and take your chances when it comes to girls.

Cut your goddamn hair. 

I am Batman.

"One day, you will despise Green Day."

It's gunna' get rough until you're about 20, then it slowly starts getting better, so hang in there kid

Invest in Apple and Google.

You are tougher than you realize. 

Don't eat those Doritos. Learn to program. Put to use those boxing moves, remember you know that.

INVESTMENTS.

Do something better with your time than playing video games.

You will never amount to anything. Nobody likes you and I hope you won't live for much longer.

Don't hang out with Dominic. That kid turns you into 12-Year old me.

Lottery numbers and don't be squeamish, convince your mother to get a divorce as soon as possible

Do not let your friends borrow your games, or any sort of electronics. They will ALWAYS break them or you'll never get them back. Also, change doctors cause the one your at now is a nut case and doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

Stay off the internet.