If you had to be reborn as a bird , which would it be?

#1 Posted by aznjon12 (185 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago


#2 Posted by believer258 (7839 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Eagle, I guess. All birds can shit on people so I don't lose that perk by being something that isn't a pigeon. I'd make sure to take a big one on someone's new car right after they've finished washing it.

Anyway, can we just have the ability to transform between a bird and human? That one would be cool.

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#4 Posted by crazyleaves (583 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Owl, like The Great Owl in the Secret of Nimh.

#5 Posted by BeachThunder (8871 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

The Windfish.

#6 Posted by GunstarRed (4023 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Kakapo! or a Potoo

#7 Posted by DarthOrange (2475 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Vultures because they are badass!

#8 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Vulture all the way, man.

#9 Posted by Video_Game_King (29271 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Fucking penguin, man.

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#10 Posted by TheHT (8111 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
Great Eagle with Smooth Voice
#11 Posted by laserbolts (5120 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Shithawk.

#12 Edited by thedj93 (1236 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

vultures are dignified and roll in crews, that appeals to me

#13 Posted by HH (271 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
#14 Posted by Icebuncle (48 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

No mysterious ravens? I have a weird love for those birds, although I realize it's a bit of a cliché.

I'll go for owl then. They are awesome!

#15 Posted by Inkerman (1335 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Owls are where it's at, the Eagles of the forest!

#16 Posted by Kidavenger (2236 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
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#17 Posted by dungbootle (2247 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

I voted hawk but I changed my mind to vulture.

#18 Posted by M_Shini (481 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Id be a pigeon, as well as being able to hunt for worms n whatever pigeons eat i could scavenge off old people throwing bread on the floor and id always have company since i'd probably be flying in a big ass pigeon pack.

#19 Posted by eroticfishcake (7745 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

A Bird of Paradise? A Lyrebird? A Corvid? Or a Drake? Ostrich? Flamingo? Platyplus?(okay that's a mammal but it's bird-like enough for me) I honestly couldn't give you an answer. Might go for a Kookaburra though.

#20 Posted by Marz (5469 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Phoenix so that when i die i resurrect again so i'm essentially immortal.

#21 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1124 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Most likely, I'd be an Albatros. Just because those birds are pretty badass.

#22 Posted by AlexW00d (5429 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

@laserbolts said:

Shithawk.

FUCKING DONE.

#23 Posted by Coafi (727 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

AN OWL!

#24 Edited by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

A Thunderbird.

@Video_Game_King: Penguins are awesome, but Gunther is on a whole 'nother level.

#25 Posted by JackSukeru (5146 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
All the colors of the rainbow!
#26 Posted by PenguinDust (12093 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Penguin, of course. Nature's cutest goofballs.

#27 Posted by living4theday258 (585 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

I would be a hawk.

#28 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1215 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY

#29 Posted by aceofspudz (671 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
#30 Posted by Claudia (19 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

A Phoenix! It's not in the list, so a hawk.

#31 Posted by Bigandtasty (3144 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
I'd be a penguin and then stuff like this would happen to me.
#32 Posted by Elazul (1317 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

I'll answer this question through song:

#33 Posted by Mirado (860 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
#34 Posted by Slay3r1583 (496 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Velociraptor

#35 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
@PenguinDust: Well, of course you would want to be a penguin.
#36 Posted by SexyToad (2321 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

@Video_Game_King said:

Fucking penguin, man.

I came into this thread ready to say penguin. You beat me to it.

#37 Posted by NinjaBerd (187 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

@PenguinDust said:

Penguin, of course. Nature's cutest goofballs.

for some crazy reason I really want that to know what that is from!

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#38 Posted by Xeiphyer (5157 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
#39 Posted by N7 (3531 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago
#40 Posted by Hunter5024 (2692 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

@SexyToad: I've got just the thing for you:

#41 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5878 posts) - 8 months, 2 days ago

Fucking ravens man. Nevermore.

#42 Posted by inknail (153 posts) - 8 months, 21 hours ago

This voting list is lacking in corvidae representation

That's better

#43 Posted by ajamafalous (10602 posts) - 8 months, 21 hours ago

Ravens are pretty cool.

#44 Posted by SpikeSpiegel (6816 posts) - 8 months, 21 hours ago

Owls are awesome. I would want to be an owl.

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