#1 Posted by aznjon12 (201 posts) -


#2 Posted by believer258 (12854 posts) -

Eagle, I guess. All birds can shit on people so I don't lose that perk by being something that isn't a pigeon. I'd make sure to take a big one on someone's new car right after they've finished washing it.

Anyway, can we just have the ability to transform between a bird and human? That one would be cool.

#4 Posted by crazyleaves (666 posts) -

Owl, like The Great Owl in the Secret of Nimh.

#5 Posted by BeachThunder (13168 posts) -

The Windfish.

#6 Posted by GunstarRed (5829 posts) -

Kakapo! or a Potoo

#7 Posted by DarthOrange (4110 posts) -

Vultures because they are badass!

#8 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -

Vulture all the way, man.

#9 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

Fucking penguin, man.

#10 Posted by TheHT (12380 posts) -
Great Eagle with Smooth Voice
#11 Posted by laserbolts (5446 posts) -

Shithawk.

#12 Edited by thedj93 (1260 posts) -

vultures are dignified and roll in crews, that appeals to me

#13 Posted by HH (839 posts) -
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#14 Posted by Icebuncle (56 posts) -

No mysterious ravens? I have a weird love for those birds, although I realize it's a bit of a cliché.

I'll go for owl then. They are awesome!

#15 Posted by Inkerman (1492 posts) -

Owls are where it's at, the Eagles of the forest!

#16 Posted by Kidavenger (3883 posts) -
#17 Posted by dungbootle (2501 posts) -

I voted hawk but I changed my mind to vulture.

#18 Posted by M_Shini (561 posts) -

Id be a pigeon, as well as being able to hunt for worms n whatever pigeons eat i could scavenge off old people throwing bread on the floor and id always have company since i'd probably be flying in a big ass pigeon pack.

#19 Posted by eroticfishcake (7856 posts) -

A Bird of Paradise? A Lyrebird? A Corvid? Or a Drake? Ostrich? Flamingo? Platyplus?(okay that's a mammal but it's bird-like enough for me) I honestly couldn't give you an answer. Might go for a Kookaburra though.

#20 Posted by Marz (5723 posts) -

Phoenix so that when i die i resurrect again so i'm essentially immortal.

#21 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1795 posts) -

Most likely, I'd be an Albatros. Just because those birds are pretty badass.

#22 Posted by AlexW00d (6753 posts) -

@laserbolts said:

Shithawk.

FUCKING DONE.

#23 Posted by Coafi (1519 posts) -

AN OWL!

#24 Edited by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

A Thunderbird.

@Video_Game_King: Penguins are awesome, but Gunther is on a whole 'nother level.

#25 Posted by JackSukeru (6107 posts) -
All the colors of the rainbow!
#26 Posted by PenguinDust (12804 posts) -

Penguin, of course. Nature's cutest goofballs.

#27 Posted by living4theday258 (692 posts) -

I would be a hawk.

#28 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY

#29 Posted by aceofspudz (937 posts) -
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#30 Posted by Claudia (49 posts) -

A Phoenix! It's not in the list, so a hawk.

#31 Posted by Bigandtasty (3139 posts) -
I'd be a penguin and then stuff like this would happen to me.
#32 Posted by Elazul (1343 posts) -

I'll answer this question through song:

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#33 Posted by Mirado (1136 posts) -
#34 Posted by Slay3r1583 (677 posts) -

Velociraptor

#35 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -
@PenguinDust: Well, of course you would want to be a penguin.
#36 Posted by SexyToad (2939 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

Fucking penguin, man.

I came into this thread ready to say penguin. You beat me to it.

#37 Posted by NinjaBerd (230 posts) -

@PenguinDust said:

Penguin, of course. Nature's cutest goofballs.

for some crazy reason I really want that to know what that is from!

#38 Posted by Xeiphyer (5681 posts) -
#39 Posted by N7 (3839 posts) -
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#40 Posted by Hunter5024 (6376 posts) -

@SexyToad: I've got just the thing for you:

#41 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6116 posts) -

Fucking ravens man. Nevermore.

#42 Posted by inknail (159 posts) -

This voting list is lacking in corvidae representation

That's better

#43 Posted by ajamafalous (12457 posts) -

Ravens are pretty cool.

#44 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

Owls are awesome. I would want to be an owl.