If you had to eat one of these, what would it be?

Dead Tarantula.

What the fuck?
 
Edit: Oh wait, I read the topic as "If you had to be one of these..."
Crododile eyeballs. Just because it sounds manly.

Crocodile eyeball.

" What the fuck? "

I can't even think of any way of me getting into that kind of situation. I'd rather eat some leaves or grass or something.

Of course the answer is crocodile eyeballs.

Well if they were normal sized maggots probably them because it would be the quickest and least messy

Croc eyeballs seems the least gross.

Cooked Kangaroo testicles.

Testicles all the way. I'm not eating an eyeball, that's gross. This isn't Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

YUCK YUCK YUCK! XD

Maggots, they are already used in producing high protein count food...
Plus they are tiny. I bet they'd be fairly tasteless too.

Croc eyes, for sure.

Crocodile eyes are a delicacy in my homeland of Turkmenistan

i would say cockroaches would be good.

"Maggots, they are already used in producing high protein count food...Plus they are tiny. I bet they'd be fairly tasteless too. "

Maggots, because you could just throw them in the back of your mouth and swallow them like a pill. Then when they hit your stomach the acid would dissolve them instantly. The worst thing that would happen is you might feel them wiggle a bit as they go down. Plus people all over the world have been known to eat them for various reasons.

" Croc eyeballs seems the least gross. "

Maggots would go down the easiest. Tiny, one gulp, gone.

The funny thing is Bear Grylls has probably eaten all of these already. 

I'd go with the maggots for most of the reasons already mentioned.
Plus you could just mix them in with some other-wise tasty food, and barely notice them.

" Maggots, because you could just throw them in the back of your mouth and swallow them like a pill. Then when they hit your stomach the acid would dissolve them instantly. The worst thing that would happen is you might feel them wiggle a bit as they go down. Plus people all over the world have been known to eat them for various reasons. "

Maggots, the are really small. bearly get any taste.

Croc Eyeballs 
 
 
I don't know where (or who) those maggots have been inside.

Croc eyes for me. Everything else just creeps me out.

D or E. I can't deal with bugs..

2 maggots, swallow them like tablets.

Definitely the tarantula. Crunchy, delicious and nutritious!
That hair might be a problem though...

Anything over bugs really

Probably the testicles.

Maggots are good for you

In Soviet Russia crocodile eyes eats YOU.

I'll eat anything's eyeballs. Doesn't really make a difference.

"Testicles all the way. I'm not eating an eyeball, that's gross. This isn't Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. "

Can we cook our pick (live maggots aside, of course)? In that case, kangaroo testicles. I can imagine them tasting all right -- maybe even good -- after being fried.

I googled all of the answers and came up with this: 

Croc Eyes. 

 
Two dead cockroaches seems the least disgusting of these.....

All of the above.

Anything but the tarantula i fucking hate spiders.

Two live maggots seem like the least amount of nasty.

Outback Oysters all the way

Why do you want to know?

maggots 

Maggots. They're tiny and I can chew them to death before swallowing.

My mate used to go fishing all the time and said that fishermen always used to hold maggots in their lips to warm them up before the put them on the hooks and sometimes they'd accidentally gobble down a couple and they were pretty nice.  When you think about it prawns are basically sea lice and you always think they're a real treat.  You can eff off with the tarantula, though.  I'd rather eat an entré of boiled dog.