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#1 Edited by narley (289 posts) -

If you had to fight 1 on 1 a video game character, would you fight

 

  • Kratos
  • Snake
  • Master chief
  • Dante
  • Marcus phoenix (or fenix, I dont know)


What weapon would you choose and why. Be specific.

#2 Edited by LiquidPrince (15833 posts) -

Master Chief since he is the pussiest out of all of them. My fists... to his head.

#3 Posted by AgentJ (8778 posts) -

I would fight Neku (TWEWY) and use the pins from said game, because I'd love to light him on fire, zap him with lighning, and slice him in two with an ice spike. That sounds a little morbid doesnt it?

#4 Posted by Wolverine (4276 posts) -

I would fight Funky Student. I could easily take him. xD

#5 Posted by Cloneslayer (1620 posts) -
  • Kratos--- Killed a god, is a god, NO
  • Snake--- beat Psycho Mantis, NO
  • Master chief--- Can move so fast, can accidentally break his arms, NO
  • Dante--- The son of a demon god--- NO
  • Marcus fenix--- Probably gay with Dom--- YES
#6 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

Out of those, Snake seems like he would be the easiest to beat.

#7 Posted by TheEnd (87 posts) -
@dsplayer1010:
I disagree. Snake knows how to fight most. Just look at his CQC =P. I think Marcus. I would use the Lancer and stick a chainsaw up his ass.
#8 Posted by PowerSerj (987 posts) -

Target: Marcus Fenix
Weapon: Solid Snake

#9 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -

Out of those? Fenix.
Overall? Philip Lafresque. Only ability he has is running from Tuurngait.

#10 Posted by LiquidPrince (15833 posts) -
@dsplayer1010 said:
" Out of those, Snake seems like he would be the easiest to beat. "
The guy that took on multiple Metal Gears, Dead Cell, Beauty and the Beast Core, and had his final fist fight on the top of ship, beating the shit outta Liquid... He's the easiest?

#11 Posted by Osaladin (2514 posts) -

Def. Marcus. Everyone else on that list is pretty much a super hero, even old Snake.

#12 Posted by OhdK (203 posts) -

Marcus Fenix, the Covenant

#13 Posted by DrainDeimo (120 posts) -
@LiquidPrince:
Even knowing that he would wear that armor. I wouldn't want to brake my hand on the first punch.
#14 Posted by zityz (2360 posts) -

Whats even more confusing. Dante Vs Kratos. One kills gods one kills devils and demons ones fueled by rage ones fueled by metal music.
They gotta fight, highlander style.

and to answer the question. Marcus Fenix. Just wait until he gets into the first helicopter. Then BLAMO!

#15 Posted by Blair (2497 posts) -

Master Chief is a pussy.

One forearm smash knocks his armored-ass out.

#16 Posted by Akeldama (4236 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
" Master Chief since he is the pussiest out of all of them. My fists... to his head. "
exactly. Big man with a rechargable shield 
#17 Posted by dopeman (387 posts) -

kratos

#18 Posted by LiquidPrince (15833 posts) -
@dopeman said:
" kratos "
Say good bye to your limbs.
#19 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

Snake, I'd use a hunting bird as my weapon. Probably a falcon or something. They eat snakes right? 

#20 Posted by narley (289 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
"@dopeman said:
" kratos "
Say good bye to your limbs."

Yea. Its like he hates limbs for some reason.
#21 Posted by Ben_H (3293 posts) -

I'd take out Marcus Fenix with one of those sweet Sam Fisher upside-down neck snaps.

I'd take out Snake by putting a trip mine under his cardboard box.

#22 Edited by Tiwi (1401 posts) -

if dante is from dantes inferno clearly him, he's just man with a reaper going after his chick, but you don't want to fuck with DANTE he will slash you in the air and shoot you 6 times before smashing you 2 times with his sword, you'll be dead 4 times before you hit the ground
so i would fight Kratos just because you'll die from any of these fights, and then why not just get killed by a god? and just think how epic the background music would be. awesome...

#23 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4908 posts) -

Marcus, with his own Lancer chainsaw to the face

#24 Posted by The_A_Drain (3910 posts) -

Yeah serious, i'd like the opportunity to punch master chiefs stupid face right in.

#25 Posted by J1M3N7 (39 posts) -

I'd fight Kirby using my fists, boy would that be fun >:)

#26 Edited by KME93 (206 posts) -

I personaly would not want to fight but if a weapon could be another person fighting I would pick kratos ,my weapon.......

#27 Posted by alsnuts2 (673 posts) -

Everyone is a pproaching this fight the wrong way. There is no way anyone is walking away from any of these fights besides the guys who want to punchout a 7-foot cyborg, they sound wicked tough.

Im fighting Solid Snake with a cigarette and a blindfold. He'll put ya down nice and quick. much better than getting chansawed in half, or your head pulled off, or a lazer sword shoved up you ass and get teabagged, or a regular sword shoved up your ass and then get surfed around on.

#28 Posted by Asurastrike (2157 posts) -

Dan

#29 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -

Tingle

#30 Posted by Red (5994 posts) -

Any one of these guys would obviously kill me, so I'd choose the one who'd make it the least painful, who'd be Snake.

 
#31 Posted by Hamst3r (4435 posts) -

I would fight Marcus Fenix...with a nuke. BOOOOOOM!
#32 Posted by ValkyrieGoddess (1922 posts) -

Snake because i HATE Metal Gear. I'd jump into a Mech suit and squish him with my shinny metallic foot.

#33 Posted by PenguinDust (12436 posts) -

Snake...if I wait around long enough cancer will him. 

#34 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2838 posts) -
@Bigandtasty said:
" Tingle "

#35 Posted by spiredcrescent (189 posts) -

If snake would only put me to sleep or disable me id fight him with fisticuffs because hopefully the fight would last long enough for me to pick up some cqc from an asskicking

#36 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3694 posts) -
@TheEnd said:
" @dsplayer1010:
I disagree. Snake knows how to fight most. Just look at his CQC =P. I think Marcus. I would use the Lancer and stick a chainsaw up his ass. "
Yeah, but if we are talking about post MGS4 Snake he is OLD.
#37 Posted by T0mF5 (928 posts) -

The dog from Duck Hunting.

#38 Posted by Tireyo (6408 posts) -

Fighting Ganon in his beast and human form would be interesting.

#39 Posted by Snail (8574 posts) -

DUDES.

Make polls!
There is a reason why they exist!
Okay?

#40 Posted by Suicrat (3764 posts) -
@narley: I would fight Waluigi. I'd get one of the crackheads in my neighbourhood to spark their pipe, and then when Waligui's distracted by the smell of his favourite drug.... BAM tennis racket to the head.

Fucking crackheads, man.
#41 Posted by Eric_Buck (1290 posts) -

Kratos. He's in the greek ages so he won't know what guns are and I'd shoot him with a sniper.

#42 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -
@JeffGoldblum said:
" @TheEnd said:
" @dsplayer1010:
I disagree. Snake knows how to fight most. Just look at his CQC =P. I think Marcus. I would use the Lancer and stick a chainsaw up his ass. "
Yeah, but if we are talking about post MGS4 Snake he is OLD. "
Exactly
#43 Posted by narley (289 posts) -
@T0mF5:

Id like to see someone make that dog change that snarky attitude.
#44 Posted by narley (289 posts) -
@Suicrat:

I guess a needy crackhead wouldnt be much of a challenge.
But a tennis racket, thats original dude.
I would have gone for a baseball bat, or something sharp, something that really says, I CAN WOOP YOUR ASS WHEN I WANT.
#45 Posted by Suicrat (3764 posts) -
@narley: Yeah, but if you really want to make the statement "I'll kick your ass in every possible universe", the best way to do it is with a non-traditional weapon. Because that'll really make him fear you, and not the weapon you wield
#46 Posted by Bloodwolf (25 posts) -

Snake. My weapon: Raidan.

#47 Posted by SecondBreath (9 posts) -

fabio

#48 Posted by Ouroboros (344 posts) -

If I am limited to those choices, I'd have to go with Snake.

#49 Posted by NickM (1066 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
" @dsplayer1010 said:
" Out of those, Snake seems like he would be the easiest to beat. "
The guy that took on multiple Metal Gears, Dead Cell, Beauty and the Beast Core, and had his final fist fight on the top of ship, beating the shit outta Liquid... He's the easiest? "
Everyone else's credentials on that list are just as impressive.
#50 Posted by NickM (1066 posts) -

None of them! I would shit my pants and run away. And I'm pretty sure I could take anyone of you.