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#1  Edited By narley

If you had to fight 1 on 1 a video game character, would you fight

 

  • Kratos
  • Snake
  • Master chief
  • Dante
  • Marcus phoenix (or fenix, I dont know)


What weapon would you choose and why. Be specific.

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#2  Edited By LiquidPrince

Master Chief since he is the pussiest out of all of them. My fists... to his head.

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#3  Edited By AgentJ

I would fight Neku (TWEWY) and use the pins from said game, because I'd love to light him on fire, zap him with lighning, and slice him in two with an ice spike. That sounds a little morbid doesnt it?

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#4  Edited By Wolverine

I would fight Funky Student. I could easily take him. xD

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#5  Edited By cloneslayer
  • Kratos--- Killed a god, is a god, NO
  • Snake--- beat Psycho Mantis, NO
  • Master chief--- Can move so fast, can accidentally break his arms, NO
  • Dante--- The son of a demon god--- NO
  • Marcus fenix--- Probably gay with Dom--- YES
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#6  Edited By dsplayer1010

Out of those, Snake seems like he would be the easiest to beat.

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#7  Edited By TheEnd
@dsplayer1010:
I disagree. Snake knows how to fight most. Just look at his CQC =P. I think Marcus. I would use the Lancer and stick a chainsaw up his ass.
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#8  Edited By PowerSerj

Target: Marcus Fenix
Weapon: Solid Snake

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#9  Edited By atejas

Out of those? Fenix.
Overall? Philip Lafresque. Only ability he has is running from Tuurngait.

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#10  Edited By LiquidPrince
@dsplayer1010 said:
" Out of those, Snake seems like he would be the easiest to beat. "
The guy that took on multiple Metal Gears, Dead Cell, Beauty and the Beast Core, and had his final fist fight on the top of ship, beating the shit outta Liquid... He's the easiest?

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#11  Edited By Osaladin

Def. Marcus. Everyone else on that list is pretty much a super hero, even old Snake.

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#12  Edited By OhdK

Marcus Fenix, the Covenant

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#13  Edited By DrainDeimo
@LiquidPrince:
Even knowing that he would wear that armor. I wouldn't want to brake my hand on the first punch.
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#14  Edited By zityz

Whats even more confusing. Dante Vs Kratos. One kills gods one kills devils and demons ones fueled by rage ones fueled by metal music.
They gotta fight, highlander style.

and to answer the question. Marcus Fenix. Just wait until he gets into the first helicopter. Then BLAMO!

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#15  Edited By blair

Master Chief is a pussy.

One forearm smash knocks his armored-ass out.

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#16  Edited By Akeldama
@LiquidPrince said:
" Master Chief since he is the pussiest out of all of them. My fists... to his head. "
exactly. Big man with a rechargable shield 
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#17  Edited By dopeman

kratos

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#18  Edited By LiquidPrince
@dopeman said:
" kratos "
Say good bye to your limbs.
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#19  Edited By DanielJW

Snake, I'd use a hunting bird as my weapon. Probably a falcon or something. They eat snakes right? 

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#20  Edited By narley
@LiquidPrince said:
"@dopeman said:
" kratos "
Say good bye to your limbs."

Yea. Its like he hates limbs for some reason.
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#21  Edited By Ben_H

I'd take out Marcus Fenix with one of those sweet Sam Fisher upside-down neck snaps.

I'd take out Snake by putting a trip mine under his cardboard box.

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#22  Edited By Tiwi

if dante is from dantes inferno clearly him, he's just man with a reaper going after his chick, but you don't want to fuck with DANTE he will slash you in the air and shoot you 6 times before smashing you 2 times with his sword, you'll be dead 4 times before you hit the ground
so i would fight Kratos just because you'll die from any of these fights, and then why not just get killed by a god? and just think how epic the background music would be. awesome...

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#24  Edited By The_A_Drain

Yeah serious, i'd like the opportunity to punch master chiefs stupid face right in.

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#25  Edited By j1m3n7

I'd fight Kirby using my fists, boy would that be fun >:)

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#26  Edited By KME93

I personaly would not want to fight but if a weapon could be another person fighting I would pick kratos ,my weapon.......

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#27  Edited By alsnuts2

Everyone is a pproaching this fight the wrong way. There is no way anyone is walking away from any of these fights besides the guys who want to punchout a 7-foot cyborg, they sound wicked tough.

Im fighting Solid Snake with a cigarette and a blindfold. He'll put ya down nice and quick. much better than getting chansawed in half, or your head pulled off, or a lazer sword shoved up you ass and get teabagged, or a regular sword shoved up your ass and then get surfed around on.

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#28  Edited By asurastrike

Dan

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#29  Edited By Bigandtasty

Tingle

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#30  Edited By Red

Any one of these guys would obviously kill me, so I'd choose the one who'd make it the least painful, who'd be Snake.

 
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#31  Edited By Hamst3r

I would fight Marcus Fenix...with a nuke. BOOOOOOM!
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#32  Edited By ValkyrieGoddess

Snake because i HATE Metal Gear. I'd jump into a Mech suit and squish him with my shinny metallic foot.

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#33  Edited By penguindust

Snake...if I wait around long enough cancer will him. 

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#34  Edited By Death_Unicorn
@Bigandtasty said:
" Tingle "

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#35  Edited By spiredcrescent

If snake would only put me to sleep or disable me id fight him with fisticuffs because hopefully the fight would last long enough for me to pick up some cqc from an asskicking

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#36  Edited By jeffgoldblum
@TheEnd said:
" @dsplayer1010:
I disagree. Snake knows how to fight most. Just look at his CQC =P. I think Marcus. I would use the Lancer and stick a chainsaw up his ass. "
Yeah, but if we are talking about post MGS4 Snake he is OLD.
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#37  Edited By T0mF5

The dog from Duck Hunting.

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#38  Edited By Tireyo

Fighting Ganon in his beast and human form would be interesting.

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#39  Edited By Snail

DUDES.

Make polls!
There is a reason why they exist!
Okay?

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#40  Edited By Suicrat
@narley: I would fight Waluigi. I'd get one of the crackheads in my neighbourhood to spark their pipe, and then when Waligui's distracted by the smell of his favourite drug.... BAM tennis racket to the head.

Fucking crackheads, man.
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#41  Edited By eric_buck

Kratos. He's in the greek ages so he won't know what guns are and I'd shoot him with a sniper.

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#42  Edited By dsplayer1010
@JeffGoldblum said:
" @TheEnd said:
" @dsplayer1010:
I disagree. Snake knows how to fight most. Just look at his CQC =P. I think Marcus. I would use the Lancer and stick a chainsaw up his ass. "
Yeah, but if we are talking about post MGS4 Snake he is OLD. "
Exactly
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#43  Edited By narley
@T0mF5:

Id like to see someone make that dog change that snarky attitude.
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#44  Edited By narley
@Suicrat:

I guess a needy crackhead wouldnt be much of a challenge.
But a tennis racket, thats original dude.
I would have gone for a baseball bat, or something sharp, something that really says, I CAN WOOP YOUR ASS WHEN I WANT.
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#45  Edited By Suicrat
@narley: Yeah, but if you really want to make the statement "I'll kick your ass in every possible universe", the best way to do it is with a non-traditional weapon. Because that'll really make him fear you, and not the weapon you wield
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#46  Edited By Bloodwolf

Snake. My weapon: Raidan.

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#47  Edited By SecondBreath

fabio

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#48  Edited By Ouroboros

If I am limited to those choices, I'd have to go with Snake.

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#49  Edited By NickM
@LiquidPrince said:
" @dsplayer1010 said:
" Out of those, Snake seems like he would be the easiest to beat. "
The guy that took on multiple Metal Gears, Dead Cell, Beauty and the Beast Core, and had his final fist fight on the top of ship, beating the shit outta Liquid... He's the easiest? "
Everyone else's credentials on that list are just as impressive.
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#50  Edited By NickM

None of them! I would shit my pants and run away. And I'm pretty sure I could take anyone of you.