If you had to name your child after a video game...

Either Bioshock or Demon's Souls.

Girl: Zelda (don't look at me like that!)

Boy: Sheogorath

Twin girls: Catherine and Katherine

Twin boys: Isaach and Isaiah

@falco_eagle said:

Guy: Nimbus

Girl: Chantelise

Agreed!

Solid Snake because dick jokes.

The Thing.

On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode I

On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode II

Revelations: Persona

Persona 2: Innocent Sin

Persona 2: Eternal Punishment

Persona 3

Persona 3: FES

Persona 4

Rome: Total War

Super Meat Boy

Strider is a decent one. Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra if I hated him.

I'm now kind of set on Klonoa, plus it can be shortened to clo that is somehow not the name of a sci-fi character yet, plus it has a slightly incredible Wikipedia page.

Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition Version 2012

A boy would be either Sly Cooper or Batman. A girl would be Catherine.

The Irritating Stick.

But seriously, my ex-wife and I used to play Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, and she always played as Morrigan, so we named our daughter Morgan. That's as close as I'm going to get to naming my kid after a video game.

Kid Dracula so that I may have the nickname Dracula.

Okami is actually a pretty nice name.

Fat Princess?

Cooking Mama

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Robin Hood?

Not that's a cheap-out.

Fallout.

So I can call him Fallout boy.

For a girl, Lara Croft. That's a cheap-out as well.

Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit

batman.

thats funny to think about "Sir. step out of the car, whats your name?" "I'm Batman".

M.C. Kids.

The "M.C." Stands for "Mister Cool!"

I would call my child Death.

I'd shoot the thing in the fucking head, a mercy kill

Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

The kids could call him "Poops" for short!

The C Word.

'I' (for formal occasions only) 'shit my pants' (or just 'shit' for every day use)

Ridge Racer

Half-Life

and if i had a second Half-Life 2

and if Half-Life 2 had a child I would hope they would call them episode 1

Qwop

Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon. for either sex.

St. Row III
 
@NTM said:

Teacher: Steven?

Steven: Here!

Teacher: Robert?

Robert: Here!

Teacher: White Princess the second ~ Love Adventure in the School That Follows the Principle of Convenience, Where It's Okay to Stray From the Path or Stay on the Path?

Steven: No, she's not here today.

Teacher: What a waste of time...

Probably something like Quake.

I Wana Be the Guy.

Super Meat Boy.

Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team seems like it would fit either gender.

Rhythm Thief would be pretty bad ass.

If it's a boy; Sephiroth

If it's a girl; Master Chief

If I had a daughter, I would name her Michelle. That way we could nickname her 'Chell.'

Contra

My son's name would be Asura's Wrath, and my daughter's name would be Space Channel 5 Part Two.

Braid for a girl would be quite cool.

Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals

A girl named Okami.

Just Cause 2

Shatterhand.

@Demoskinos said:

I change my answer to The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno

what the fuck? o_O

my answer is Neverdead

@RazielCuts said:

Braid for a girl would be quite cool.

D: I chose Braid as my boy's name. My thinking was that it kind of sounded like Brad.

Now I feel like a bad hypothetical parent.

Lunar if its a girl, Arc(the lad) if it's a boy

Skyrim; it's good for a girl, or a boy. Especially a girl, or a boy.

Male: Phoenix Wright

My last name is Hunter soo... Drake Fortune Hunter.

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