If you had to name your child after a video game...

If it was a female I would name her Jade Empire, then 18 years later realize I set her up with a stripper name.

If it was a male...I don't know Monster Bash Staring Johnny Dash and just call him Johnny.

Bastion!

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@Godlyawesomeguy said:

Seriously speaking: Max Payne

Jokingly: Dr3ver

I would honestly not be surprised if your child got punched in the face for that.

BlazBlue Continuum Shift Extend sounds like a good name for a boy or girl.

jak

Max Payne or Alan Wake.

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, because that's what I pointed to.

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He would get all the ladies.

The Boy and his Blob would also be kinda cool I guess.

Spyro or Shin Megami Tensei

Legend of Grimrock

Dark Souls

Terminator 2: Judgement Day - Chess Wars

Nier.

I did name my child after a video game. Messiah.

Dodonpachi Daioujou Black Label Extra Edition. No one fucks with a name like that.

Bayonetta or Nier are names I might actually consider... Zelda or Okami isn't impossible either. They might even be better since they would be easier to pronounce for swedish teachers.... Not as fun for me though.

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Max Payne of course. Either that or Witcher.

"Witcher, bring me the fucking tool box."

Super Mario All-Stars Plus Super Mario World.

Spartacus

Question: would they still have my own last name, as in, "Borderlands Smith"? Because that changes things, man.

Mother

Wild Woody

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THPS2

Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom

Wargasm

Iggy's Reckin' Balls

Stay Dead

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I do actually like the name spyro

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Mass Effect, his or her farts would have a mass effect on people's sense of smell! Get what i'm saying?

...Wow that was terrible I'm sorry...

Although I think I'd prefer 'Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords.'

Condemned the 2nd: Bloodshot

Sticky Balls. I think it could also work as a nickname, "John 'Sticky Balls' Smith" has a ring to it.

"A Virus Named Tom"

This is easy. Brute Force.

Bulletstorm

Jet Set because of the video game and the workaholics character.