If you were a woman, which of these would you most like to marry?

 Sorry if it's a little creepy, but it's a comparison that I feel is necessary to make.

Brad.

Myself.

Well considering only one of them is real. 
 
 

Yeah, women aren't on the internet.

" Yeah, women aren't on the internet. "

WHO VOTED JESUS CHRIST? >:(

Vinny. Obviously.

" WHO VOTED JESUS CHRIST? >:( "

*insert joke about strange thread*

ISN'T VINNY ALREADY MARRIED?!

There is no merit to this poll. It doesn't even make sense.

Ahem. Where is the Goat option?

Vinny, I have no idea who that other guy even is.

" @DonutFever said:

" Yeah, women aren't on the internet. "

yeah. "

"

I find all the blasphemy and disrespecting of Christianity on this site rather odd. I haven't really seen one thread disrespectful to Islam or any other religious belief....Maybe a snide comment about Scientology, but otherwise it's all J.C. this or that. Maybe it starts with the tone set from the top with Jeff, Ryan, and the guys. On the Bombcast, they've been throwing around the J.C.'s left and right and I never hear them exclaim "allah damn it" or even "prophet effing mohammed!" They wouldn't dare.
Coming from guys who say "Don't be a jerk." and tout being inclusive and respectful it's just strange. Just putting that discrepancy out there. Carry on.

"

" Yeah, women aren't on the internet. "

" Yeah, women aren't on the internet. "

"  Sorry if it's a little creepy, but it's a comparison that I feel is necessary to make. "

" @h0lgr said:

" WHO VOTED JESUS CHRIST? >:( "

I heard from Mary Magdalene that he knows what's up. "

If you would consider marrying Jesus means you accept him as your saviour. And that would be an AWFUL spouse, you would never win in a fight. 
 
Plus, Vinny is the STALLION! fugadaboutit

"

I find all the blasphemy and disrespecting of Christianity on this site rather odd. I haven't really seen one thread disrespectful to Islam or any other religious belief....Maybe a snide comment about Scientology, but otherwise it's all J.C. this or that. Maybe it starts with the tone set from the top with Jeff, Ryan, and the guys. On the Bombcast, they've been throwing around the J.C.'s left and right and I never hear them exclaim "allah damn it" or even "prophet effing mohammed!" They wouldn't dare.
Coming from guys who say "Don't be a jerk." and tout being inclusive and respectful it's just strange. Just putting that discrepancy out there. Carry on.

"

Jesus has a little more beard and hair than I'm comfortable with.  
 
Basically no matter how great a husband he'd be, I wouldn't be able to get past the whole "He looks like Billy Mitchell" thing.  
 
So Vinny by default. Plus like if I was a woman, I'd go for the italian sausage over the other option. 
 
@m0rdr3d said:

"

I find all the blasphemy and disrespecting of Christianity on this site rather odd. I haven't really seen one thread disrespectful to Islam or any other religious belief....Maybe a snide comment about Scientology, but otherwise it's all J.C. this or that. Maybe it starts with the tone set from the top with Jeff, Ryan, and the guys. On the Bombcast, they've been throwing around the J.C.'s left and right and I never hear them exclaim "allah damn it" or even "prophet effing mohammed!" They wouldn't dare.
Coming from guys who say "Don't be a jerk." and tout being inclusive and respectful it's just strange. Just putting that discrepancy out there. Carry on.

"

"

I find all the blasphemy and disrespecting of Christianity on this site rather odd. I haven't really seen one thread disrespectful to Islam or any other religious belief....Maybe a snide comment about Scientology, but otherwise it's all J.C. this or that. Maybe it starts with the tone set from the top with Jeff, Ryan, and the guys. On the Bombcast, they've been throwing around the J.C.'s left and right and I never hear them exclaim "allah damn it" or even "prophet effing mohammed!" They wouldn't dare.
Coming from guys who say "Don't be a jerk." and tout being inclusive and respectful it's just strange. Just putting that discrepancy out there. Carry on.

"

I'm technically not a wizard but that's fucked up. Also I voted for Vinny.

This poll would of been a lot better/creepier if you just made us choose from the staff members.

" This poll would of been a lot better/creepier if you just made us choose from the staff members. "

I would marry another woman and have lesbian sex with her

I would marry Jesus. Why? Because he has sold a ton of books, or at least I am sure he's getting a pretty big cut of that pie. Also, he's probably not around a lot which means I got more time to do other stuff. And he's handy, can build a table. Oh and he turns water into wine which is a winner at every party.  
 
Oh and also, he doesn't exist so I'd be automatically single at the same time.

Can I have both Vinny and Brad?

"

I find all the blasphemy and disrespecting of Christianity on this site rather odd. I haven't really seen one thread disrespectful to Islam or any other religious belief....Maybe a snide comment about Scientology, but otherwise it's all J.C. this or that. Maybe it starts with the tone set from the top with Jeff, Ryan, and the guys. On the Bombcast, they've been throwing around the J.C.'s left and right and I never hear them exclaim "allah damn it" or even "prophet effing mohammed!" They wouldn't dare.
Coming from guys who say "Don't be a jerk." and tout being inclusive and respectful it's just strange. Just putting that discrepancy out there. Carry on.

"

Most women would go for this guy over both of them:
 

" This poll would of been a lot better/creepier if you just made us choose from the staff members. "

Why, my lord and savior of course. Vinny Caravella.
 
I mean wat

What? That's stupid, I'm not answering that... Vinny.

Since Jesus is as real as the eater bunny and Santa Clause I picked A. Would get rather lonely with an imaginary person. Also, why do I have to be a lady? Why couldn't I be gay in this hypothetical situation?

Oh you mean Canada Dry. 

Vinny's the hotter of the two. Definitely hotter if we're talking about the corpse "Jesus Christ".

I am not marrying a dead guy. 

I don't wanna be a homewrecker.

I thought they were the same people...

"

I find all the blasphemy and disrespecting of Christianity on this site rather odd. I haven't really seen one thread disrespectful to Islam or any other religious belief....Maybe a snide comment about Scientology, but otherwise it's all J.C. this or that. Maybe it starts with the tone set from the top with Jeff, Ryan, and the guys. On the Bombcast, they've been throwing around the J.C.'s left and right and I never hear them exclaim "allah damn it" or even "prophet effing mohammed!" They wouldn't dare.
Coming from guys who say "Don't be a jerk." and tout being inclusive and respectful it's just strange. Just putting that discrepancy out there. Carry on.

"

" Well considering only one of them is real. 
 
 

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I mean Jesus.

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My penis.