If you were an inanimate object what would you be and why?

"@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

" @Dalai said:

"@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

" I'm changing my answer to wheelbarrow. "

So being a shoe is too beneath you or something?I hope you become a wheelbarrow filled with shoes so you're beneath shoes."

I was watching this ESPN documentary on Holyfield and they said being hit by him was like being hit by a wheelbarrow filled with shoes. "

Since Holyfield is made entirely of leather, I'm not that surprised."

I would be my laptop. 

goggles, I don't have time to explain it right now.

A black hole.

The Mech from Metal Wolf Chaos.

Badass.

I would be a War Medal, because I like fighting.

Believe it or not very few battles are actually fought by War Medals.

Hehehehe.

I would be a Magic Bullet? Tasty drinks in 3 seconds, Dinner in 5. Not to mention I can be shot at things to kill it instantly. Can also be used to capture escaped souls and send them back to hell.

I don't have time to explain it right now. Actually I do, and I did.

A fly mixed with a telepod.
Thats half inanimate object.

I would be a hotdog toaster, so that I could finally do some good for humanity  ; _ ;

" I would be a dildo, I don't have the time to explain it right now. ;) "

a woman

Two socks and a hand grenade

My shoes, because they're oh-so-fresh.

The box that Solid Snake always hides in.

Chad Warden.

Because that nigga is ballin.

I would be a videogame controller.

A iPhone 3G S so everyone would love me for a year.

a giant asteroid that will crash onto an inhabited planet, preferably planet earth. 

a MAN FLANNEL

Cat glasses

Hayden Christensen

Yes I read the topic correctly.

" A giant lamp so I could light up the world! "

" I would be a dildo, I don't have the time to explain it right now. ;) "

im a robot, therefore i am inanimate and cannot answer you question

" A iPhone 3G S so everyone would love me for a year. "

" Chad Warden.Because that nigga is ballin. "

Some kind of exotic celestial object (black hole, pulsar, etc). Just to confuse scientists.

I'd be a satellite in space.. Just  because.

Britney Spears' favorite thong. I don't think I need to explain.

god damit dildo was taken

The giant 50 foot tall light up Gundam statue in Japan, then I would animate and fly to the moon.

" The box that Solid Snake always hides in. "

I'd be guitar, I don't have time to explain it right now.

I would be a giant bomb so i can go out with a bang.

Optimus Prime. Technically he's a truck and trucks don't move unless they got people inside.

I'd be a piece of paper with the words "I don't have time to explain it right now" typed on it. I don't have time to explain it right now.

I'd be a small boat that has learned basic skills.  I don't have time to explain it right now.

I would be the moon.

Megan Fox's Bicycle seat.. I have plenty of time to explain,

Vagina

BiffMcBlumpkin

a camera owned by a playboy photographer... totally stole that from someone else.

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Hayden Christensen

Yes I read the topic correctly.

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" I'd be a piece of paper with the words "I don't have time to explain it right now" typed on it. I don't have time to explain it right now. "

damn forgot to ctrl+f the first page

I would be an old relative that has hands, but my eyes won't be able to see anything.  Can you guess what inanimate object I would be?

I was gonna say I'd be a guitar, but it's taken;
So, I'd be a giant mirror because I could reflect anything and anyone and be their other side! OH!