If you were dying, and a *Dying Wish Foundation* would grant you one last wish, what would it be?

What's THE most endangered species out there right now? Because whatever it is, my wish is to hunt it, eat it, and wear it.

Drop a nuke on an anime convention.

Lame poll options, though this is one of those threads that really shouldn't have a poll attached thanks to the myriad potential answers. I'd like to meet Napoleon.

@believer258: And if you ever rip off your own head then that'll regenerate too? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0yr8WdYS8M starting at 1:30

I was going to post something about going to an animal sanctuary and hanging out with all the lions and elephants but then I started reading everyone's answers and now I just want to grant everyone else's wishes, dying or not. You guys are crazy.

To See My Dad again when I died.

I would wish for a good Duke Nukem game. Would that be an impossible wish or a regular wish?

Titty fuck Christina Hendricks.

Persona 5.

I want to hold Katy Perry's breasts.

I was thinking more along the lines of this, and it would count for anything that got cut off. Though, that's not really regeneration, though, is it?

Anyway, the main point of that was if I live two thousand years, that greatly increases the chances of me being in, say, a car wreck or something terrible? Probably wind up in a war or two. I'd hate to have to stick around for two thousand years without my arms, or with a persistent pain somewhere on me, or something, plus the healing power would keep me healthy (i.e. no sickness), etc.

'Course, it would still suck if, say, I got stuck under a building halfway through and could never pull myself out, or some other terrible thing.

Not really sure to be honest.

I was gonna go with an all-expenses paid trip to Tomorrowland but honestly the sexual wish seems way more appealing...

Put my carcass in a space shuttle send off into space, pick a direction, get it up to 22000mph and let me sail the cosmos forver

To be the first person on Mars.

I'd definitely take an awesome trip abroad with my family and closest friends. That seems like a really fun thing to do before I croak.

Dark Cloud 3.

Bring me (marianne lenaerts)& Alexi Halloway together... we love each other trully and wanna spend the rest of my life (i'm dying) together

I'd say "infinite wishes" but the Onion already did it. It was pretty funny.

The distribution is... interesting.

Sexual wish? Well, since it's a choice.

For Fox news to be closed down. If I am dying I will take fox news with me.

I'd ask for a trip to Mars and an orgy once I'm there. The place isn't going to colonize itself!

Also, the very first thought that popped into my head once I read that title was sex.

to keep on truckin

Just give me Scarlett Johansson to have my sexual wish with.

My wish would just be to put on Company at my high school, and have me play Bobby.

Company's the best fucking musical ever god damn made. And (or maybe because?) it's got sex and drinking and a pot-smoking scene in it, so essentially it's never going to be put on at my school. But damn it, I'm dying and I want to put on a musical.

I'd ask to meet John Cena..... To tell him he sucks and he should turn heel. Then I'll ask him for AJ's number. Then I'll meet AJ from there.

THEN! MY TRUE WISH COMES TO FRUITION! :D

Wait, do you mean "impossible wish" as in some naive last adorable attempt to hope for world peace, or do you mean we'd suddenly have the power to absolutely make that wish come true? If the latter, then this poll is a bit lopsided. If the former, I'd chose sexual wish if my illness didn't prevent me getting aroused and erect. Man, this is getting depressing.

I'm sure an obscene amount of money would help me achieve almost anything through nefarious means.

My wish would be for them to stop with the foundation and create a new one to tackle more serious issues.

To have my essence stored within an eldritch phylactery to have my mind and soul reborn into the immortal form of a terrifying archlich.

This is my greatest desire.

Rocket arms. Obvs.

A Protomen movie.

To record a quick look at Giant Bomb.

of NeverDead.

If I got Ellen Page for my wish, I'd rather die happy.

I'd wish for Matt Rorie to touch my hand whilst I pass.

My wish would be invunerability, endless stamina as well as being able to move/travel in a way only limited by my imagination (through teleportation, jumping really far and flying). I would then travel around the world and look at people, maybe chat with some of them, or just hang out on top of tall buildings, until my passing.

Half-Life 3. Free to play multiplayer only, with a shiload of hats and a community so toxic and vulgar that it puts LoL's to shame.

Because if I'm dying, fuck you all.

Two chicks at once.

If I was really dying and had nothing to lose then I would probably go with a sexual one. I don't have idea what would it be thou.

Immortality, because i'm a egoistic son of a bitch.

To be the next Doctor.
That's why I picked Impossible :P

An even better life for my family in the future would probably be my real wish.
So you know, money rain.
"Money doesn't buy happiness" nope, but it's a fan-fucking-tastic start, that's for sure

Put me in a computer so I can live FOREVER, or at least until that computer's destroyed by the insolent rebels who oppose my dominant reign as an all powerful AI.

Wait! I got it. Put my consciousness in a humanistic robot that can fly and tell really good jokes. Yeah, that one.

Is wishing for a million wishes still outside the rule book of making wishes? Well if I can't wish for that probably wish for a cure for the reason I'm dying or the best burger in the world.

Iggy Azalea

I feel like a certain depraved part of myself really wouldn't mind sexual favors from lady celebrities I consider attractive, but if supernatural stuff is on the table then I wish unholy wrath upon mine enemies before dying in a blaze of glory.

@arbitrarywater: and in my mind Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" is playing while your wish comes true.
What? I like that song

If I go, I want everybody and everything on this planet to go with me. My preferred method for such an eventuality is for the sun to go supernova. ;D

I hear you snickering back there. Maybe you think I'm being sarcastic? eh? Nope. The world ends with me. ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ

Id wish for power, like really power full black magic kind of power and then, id use it to live forever and shape the world how i see fit. See im a really nice person in real life, i have to be with my job and all but all that built up evil has to get out sometimes ^_^