#1 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Depends on who you're referring to when you're asking if I'd do it.

#3 Posted by Bocam (3874 posts) -

I wouldn't be able to stand still

#4 Posted by Harpell (184 posts) -

No, I'm not a good representation of human anatomy. I'm way too skinny.

#5 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7098 posts) -

Yup. This is a Hizang thread.

#6 Edited by CaLe (4120 posts) -

I wouldn't even do it with clothes on. I'm the only one allowed to see me naked. NO ONE ELSE.

#7 Posted by Bloodlines (172 posts) -

No, my private parts are private for a reason.

#8 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2834 posts) -

Depends on the money and do I get to choose my pose?

#9 Edited by pyromagnestir (4349 posts) -

Sure... Although I'm fidgety so I wouldn't make a very good model. Being naked ain't no thang. Especially if it's just some random group of strangers.

#10 Posted by Brodehouse (10300 posts) -

Sure why not.

I might shave my asshole first or something. It's a Goddamn nightmare down there.

#11 Posted by MeierTheRed (4949 posts) -

No, don't see why i would. Not interested in art, not interested in people drawing me naked, and not interested in being naked in front of an audience.

#12 Posted by DeeGee (2155 posts) -

Sure, why not.

#13 Edited by LikeaSsur (1624 posts) -

They only take physically fit people to be models. You know, good examples that showcase the beauty of the human body.

I am not one of those people.


#14 Posted by BabyChooChoo (5041 posts) -

Yes, but only if I get to choose my own pose because I know for a fact that if I'm just standing there, my mind is going to wander and sooner or later I'm just going to get an erection and I'd imagine that'd just be uncomfortable for everyone...

#15 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -


#16 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8610 posts) -

Been there, done that.
The hardest part was not slipping into my routine of making jokes (thus distracting the people trying to make art).
I learned that being naked kind of puts extra pressure on the jokes.
It was that day I learned what artists/singers/etc mean with those dreams about being on stage naked.

#17 Posted by david3cm (636 posts) -


Wrong, and I have a funny story to illustrate (haha) my point. While taking fine arts at college we did nude sketches in my drawing class. The person doing the modelling was an elderly man, I would say early to mid 60's. Every class we would arrange chairs in a circle in the room with a naked man in the middle. He would do a variety of poses holding them from 30 seconds up to two minutes rotating as he did so so that everyone could get a different perspective. At one point he turned and faced me and then touched his toes. I looked across the room at the guy getting the full view of this elderly man's butt hole. He flinched, took a breathe and then proceeded to draw. Later on the bus I noticed the model standing a few feet away from me, it was an awkward ride home. So no, they don't always take physically fit people (though that may be preferable) they take people who are willing to pose naked in front of a bunch of people for a few hours making various and often embarrassing poses.

#18 Posted by LikeaSsur (1624 posts) -

@david3cm: I feel slightly traumatized just reading that. That poor guy across from you.

#19 Posted by Strife777 (1635 posts) -
@LikeaSsur Yeah, I study in arts as well, and they don't take "good looking" people. They take people who are comfortable with themselves, volunteers, which often leads to older people (not meaning elderly) who just don't care at that point. It's probably better that way, you don't want your students "perving" it up, so to speak, looking at hot young nude models.
#20 Posted by NathHaw (2816 posts) -

I've had that opportunity, and I didn't do it. My roommate decided to do it though.

#21 Posted by Muttinus_Rump (814 posts) -

No, my penis is much too small.

#22 Posted by ConfusedOwl (987 posts) -

Nooooooo. I'm not comfortable enough with myself to ever do such a thing.

#23 Posted by Remedy25 (131 posts) -

I also study fine arts and have a keen interest in anatomy but I don't think I could be a model...I don't have the confidence. Not that it makes a difference, but I really feel for the models. The amount of sheer boredom that they have to endure can't be easy. I find it difficult having to stand and sketch them for 3hours.

#24 Posted by InternetCrab (1504 posts) -

No, can't stand to be there naked for an pretty long time.

#25 Posted by BoFooQ (763 posts) -

as long as I got a little cash sure, or if there was some women I was interested in. I'm may not be in as great as shape as I once was but I'm still fine with my body.

#26 Posted by Demoskinos (15368 posts) -

Uh not exactly shy but I doubt I would ever be asked.

#27 Posted by NoK (334 posts) -

Maybe when I was 21 and in amazing shape but now at 34 I'm a hairy out of shape man and no one wants to draw that.

#28 Posted by mandude (2666 posts) -

I love being naked. Being paid to be naked would be just that much more awesome.

Probably not though, because standing idle and not moving is torture to me.

#29 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3329 posts) -

@MariachiMacabre said:

Yup. This is a Hizang thread.

He's gonna get my vote for forum user of the year.

#30 Edited by pyromagnestir (4349 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Been there, done that. The hardest part was not slipping into my routine of making jokes (thus distracting the people trying to make art). I learned that being naked kind of puts extra pressure on the jokes. It was that day I learned what artists/singers/etc mean with those dreams about being on stage naked.

Anyone else read this and immediately want to go to a nudist comedy club? I want to test this theory of jokes and nudity. Is it easier to or harder (errr... tougher) to get laughs when naked? I need to know.

#31 Posted by zudthespud (3290 posts) -

I'd need to be paid a decent amount. Like, three figures for an hour at least.

#32 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

yeah, i think i would.

i took a art class that had a nude model. i made sure to sit on the side of him so i didn't have to see his dick. they aren't attractive, the guy was chubby.

i also had a friend do modeling just wasn't naked. the art professor said that he had great legs. they drew his legs.

#33 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1210 posts) -

I would do it if there was some type of pay or benefits involved.

#34 Posted by Scrawnto (2476 posts) -

Sure. I have pretty much no modesty. I'm comfortable in my skin, even though I know I'm not the hottest dude. I don't wear a speedo to the beach, not because it would be embarrassing to me, but because I know other people don't want to see that. But hey, if they are specifically there to see and draw me naked, why the hell not?

I've also done some life drawing. I used to go on a weekly basis. I can confirm that almost no nude models for those classes are attractive. People doing life/figure drawing are primarily there to get better at drawing, not to perv out on naked people.

#35 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4713 posts) -

Not naked. If I could wear undergarments then maybe.

#36 Posted by crusader8463 (14441 posts) -

I would never wish to inflict such horrors upon someone.

#37 Posted by Mushir (2389 posts) -

God no! I feel uncomfortable being naked in the gym locker for more than 2 seconds.

#38 Posted by kagato (989 posts) -

No mostly because im out of shape and pretty self concious about my body. I also dont like to be the centre of attention.

#39 Posted by kidman (478 posts) -

yeah I guess, why not

#40 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

I feel this is the only time I can post this video as a response and it will be relevant:

#41 Posted by haffy (674 posts) -

Yeah, as long as it was for money. Obviously wouldn't bother for free.

#42 Posted by sissylion (675 posts) -

If I got something out of it, sure. I don't have any problem with getting naked in front of people, but art sessions can take a long time. I want to at least be guaranteed a nude portrait of myself if I give some of my time.

#43 Posted by CitizenKane (10513 posts) -

Sure. I am comfortable enough to do it.

#44 Edited by believer258 (12455 posts) -


Not because I'm uncomfor... ah, who am I kidding? Nope, not comfortable being naked in front of a bunch of other people. But also because no one wants to see me naked.

#45 Posted by Mackinder (74 posts) -

No, my penis is too small.

#46 Posted by OllyOxenFree (5007 posts) -

No, my penis is too big.

#47 Posted by NegativeCero (3058 posts) -

No, not comfortable doing it either.

#48 Posted by Turambar (6947 posts) -

Maybe if everyone else was naked too.  It'd be too awkward for me otherwise.

#49 Posted by Sackmanjones (4807 posts) -

The fuck?

#50 Posted by Landon (4164 posts) -

@Mackinder said:

No, my penis is too small.