I'm sick of being lumped in with the rest of the internet!

I am a reasonable person! I have sound and logical opinions! I don't hate things for no reason (just little and arbitrary ones, sometimes) and I usually like to give things a fair shake. I'm not a fanboy of anything. I play as much as I can afford to, money and time-wise. I usually capitalize and punctuate, except when I think it's funny not to. I think about what I write before I write it, but I rarely proofread it.

Why do I have to be lumped in with the rest of the users on the internet that suck? I'm a cool dude! Recognize me, world! Why do some people get to be cool internet users and others don't? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

What the fuck are you talking about?

As a cool internet user I can say its not all its cracked up to be.

Guide to being a cool, popular user:

Pick something that's popular.

Hate on it in a funny/creative way.

@No0b0rAmA said:

What the fuck are you talking about?

Don't know, he must be one of those weird internet guys.

You want to be recognized?

Start hacking websites, that's how this stuff works on the internet, right?

I think that you kind of answered your own question there, dude.

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@No0b0rAmA said:

What the fuck are you talking about?

Don't know, he must be one of those weird internet guys.

oh nooooooo! it's all going so wrong!

I think by saying all that you inadvertently lumped yourself with the rest.  Sorry man.

Guide to being a cool, popular user:

Pick something that's popular.

Hate on it in a funny/creative way.

It actually does seriously frustrate me sometimes to hear the Giant Bomb people complain about how fucking stupid their users are. There are good ones out there.

I know this thread comes off as crazy, but work is flying by now! I regret nothing.

@Jazz: Actually HD wrote the book, but I helped edit it. I try not to steal the spotlight, though.

Make a poll about showering naked with a group of the same sex and you will become as popular as me. It's all about the polls, man. Love and hate.

@Claude said:

Make a poll about showering naked with a group of the same sex and you will become as popular as me. It's all about the polls, man. Love and hate.

Polls, eh? Making people choose one or the other? I like it.

What about this poll idea - peanut butter or jelly? British Office or US Office? WHITE OR WHEAT? I GOT A MILLION OF EM

@bkbroiler said:

@Claude said:

Make a poll about showering naked with a group of the same sex and you will become as popular as me. It's all about the polls, man. Love and hate.

Polls, eh? Making people choose one or the other? I like it.

What about this poll idea - peanut butter or jelly? British Office or US Office? WHITE OR WHEAT? I GOT A MILLION OF EM

That's the ticket, but don't spam. Mods don't like spam. I've had a few polls locked and deleted.

You aren't lumped in with the rest of the internet. You're on Giant Bomb.

We're special here.

this is why you don't do coke before posting on a message board

Warning: the cooler you are on the internet, the less cool you actually are.  To illustrate, imagine if the stronger you became in World of Warcraft, the weaker you would become in reality. Most players would have dissolved by now. This can happen to actual "coolness" in real life if you become an internet superstar. 
Be careful what you wish for.

This is why you always do coke. I'm getting so much shit done!

Don't do drugs, give hugs!

@McGriddle550 said:

this is why you don't do coke before posting on a message board

But we all do it anyway.

@Snapstacle said:

@McGriddle550 said:

this is why you don't do coke before posting on a message board

But we all do it anyway.

It's all about efficiency.

Don't post threads like this and you will continue to a respectable guy.

>normal people on the internet

 
What the fuck is this shit?

Stuff.

What the fuck is wrong with people who don't get what @bkbroiler is saying? It's pretty clear, no?

@BoG said:

Warning: the cooler you are on the internet, the less cool you actually are. To illustrate, imagine if the stronger you became in World of Warcraft, the weaker you would become in reality. Most players would have dissolved by now. This can happen to actual "coolness" in real life if you become an internet superstar.
Be careful what you wish for.

I dunno, one guy on here got RL respect for his MW3 Fuck Yeah Edition trailer.

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

@MaFoLu said:

You want to be recognized?

Start hacking websites, that's how this stuff works on the internet, right?

Also, claim you're doing for the users of the internet and against the evil corporations that run the websites.

Oh right, forgot about that part.

Also don't forget to steal information from the users of the internet, then publish that information and still claim you're doing it for them.

That's the hardest part of being cool on the internet, learning the logic behind it all.

the  internet is filled with low life losers who would rather stare at a screen all day long than to interact with the outside world . 

On the internet, nobody is cool, remember that.

@McGriddle550 said:

this is why you don't do coke before posting on a message board

What I would pay to see verified examples of this.

@OllyOxenFree said:

Who's she?

@coakroach said:

>normal people on the internet

>greentexting on Giant Bomb.

@bkbroiler said:

I am a reasonable person! I have sound and logical opinions! I don't hate things for no reason (just little and arbitrary ones, sometimes) and I usually like to give things a fair shake. I'm not a fanboy of anything. I play as much as I can afford to, money and time-wise. I usually capitalize and punctuate, except when I think it's funny not to. I think about what I write before I write it, but I rarely proofread it.

Why do I have to be lumped in with the rest of the users on the internet that suck? I'm a cool dude! Recognize me, world! Why do some people get to be cool internet users and others don't? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

Stop hating on the internet for no reason.

Oh look, it's one of those internet guys.

@OllyOxenFree said:

Thooo purrrty

Alright guys. This thread has run wildly out of control. It had a pure purpose, and now it is just chaos. All the coke has worn off. My teeth itch.

Shut it down. Shut it all down. Turn off the internet.

I'm going to have to get back to you on that one...

@OllyOxenFree said:

I like to think she's seeing my man parts for the first time off to the side there. See that? Yeah that's me. Wavin' it around.

@OllyOxenFree said:

Who's she?

@LiquidPrince said:

@OllyOxenFree said:

Who's she?

i dno but i wish she was mine! Also the difference between trolls and cool dudes is humor, or logic, if you blindly state your opinion and its unconvincing people will find you annoying. And its normal since they don't care about your opinion unless they know you in real life, what they want is the logic of how you reached your opinion, or some other kind of payoff that returned to them, like a smile(humor), tear(sad story).

The Whole internet wants to be special. It's in our culture and our life. Being special and wanting to be special are two different things.

Of course you could always try something crazy like becoming a world class noodle eater and disco dancer.

I am a reasonable person! I have sound and logical opinions! I don't hate things for no reason (just little and arbitrary ones, sometimes) and I usually like to give things a fair shake. I'm not a fanboy of anything. I play as much as I can afford to, money and time-wise. I usually capitalize and punctuate, except when I think it's funny not to. I think about what I write before I write it, but I rarely proofread it.

Why do I have to be lumped in with the rest of the users on the internet that suck? I'm a cool dude! Recognize me, world! Why do some people get to be cool internet users and others don't? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED