Internet Pornography: The Highest Stage Of Human Evolution

I propose that widespread pornography on the internet is not only the latest beneficial advancement of the human race, but also inevitable as far from breaking away from the biological chains that bind us.

It should come as no suprise that as soon as the technology for interconnectivity advanced to the point it was possible, imagery for sexual gratification was immediately traded all across the globe.  While pornographic materials obviously existed long before then, it's proliferation & ease of acces cannot be understated.

Being the machines that we are, everything we do is for the pursuit of fulfilling our reproductive drives (gettin' laid).  As Dave Chappelle so eloquently put it, "If guys could fuck in cardboard boxes, they wouldn't buy houses."  Advertisers have been using this fact to sell us luxury cars, Axe body spray, and shitty beer for years.  Now being able to watch three girls go at it at once, with a fourth randomly popping in with an assortment of toys, we can finally be free from that biological ball & chain.  Thank you, internet.

Great post

"Great post"

This is the reason the internet was invented

I'd respond more eloquently but frankly it's pretty simple; Your hand =/= Woman (Or guy, for fairness sake)

Sexual partners will always beat out images.

Edit: Now when we get sex robots, we can talk.

"I'd respond more eloquently but frankly it's pretty simple; Your hand =/= Woman (Or guy, for fairness sake)

Sexual partners will always beat out images."

"Weltal said:

"I'd respond more eloquently but frankly it's pretty simple; Your hand =/= Woman (Or guy, for fairness sake)

Sexual partners will always beat out images."

This is true, but you have to consider the availability & quality of said images, along with just about any sexual deviation the mind can conjure, makes it a sort of different story.  It's more like having a freezer full of free Tombstone pizzas.  Sure, it doesn't compare to a fresh pizza, but when you've got a craving for one, you can make one quickly and easily, satisfy the craving, and get on with your life.

I don't think there would be half as many awesome websites, video games, or other "nerd" creations out there without the proliferation of internet porn."

"Vaxadrin said:

"Weltal said:

"I'd respond more eloquently but frankly it's pretty simple; Your hand =/= Woman (Or guy, for fairness sake)

Sexual partners will always beat out images."

This is true, but you have to consider the availability & quality of said images, along with just about any sexual deviation the mind can conjure, makes it a sort of different story.  It's more like having a freezer full of free Tombstone pizzas.  Sure, it doesn't compare to a fresh pizza, but when you've got a craving for one, you can make one quickly and easily, satisfy the craving, and get on with your life.

I don't think there would be half as many awesome websites, video games, or other "nerd" creations out there without the proliferation of internet porn."

Ever think you think about porn to much? ;P"

I don't think about it enough.

Speaking purely as a curious & inquisitive person, don't you think it's fascinating that as soon as we had even the slightest amount of bandwidth & networking we were trading titties across the net?  Doesn't that say something interesting about humans as a species?  Doesn't it basically negate the moral superiority of the heavily prudish, American puritanism a lot of us have grown up with?

We love titties.

Well, just to salvage a little bit of human pride out of this, the internet was originally created to trade scholarly papers between universities.

Then, when it got fast enough it was used for pornography.

My father used to send out dirty messages from Columbia's campus all the time. Nobody used it super-seriously XD

"Weltal said:

"I'd respond more eloquently but frankly it's pretty simple; Your hand =/= Woman (Or guy, for fairness sake)

Sexual partners will always beat out images."

This is true, but you have to consider the availability & quality of said images, along with just about any sexual deviation the mind can conjure, makes it a sort of different story.  It's more like having a freezer full of free Tombstone pizzas.  Sure, it doesn't compare to a fresh pizza, but when you've got a craving for one, you can make one quickly and easily, satisfy the craving, and get on with your life.

I don't think there would be half as many awesome websites, video games, or other "nerd" creations out there without the proliferation of internet porn."

/Humanity

We should rename this site to Sex Bomb!

...j/k >.>

I propose that e-commerce use pornography purely as one unified currency, replacing the widespread, but now debased, internets.
Considering it's ease of access, all pornographic images should be earmarked with a given value, which can be used to invest in growing fetish markets, or in more....conventional...markets.
This would, of course, mean that redtube would replace the Bank of Anonymous, but ever since the DDOS, those guys have been suffering from steady loss in erotic market value(EMV).

This post made me lol. +1

The human drive for sex is not so pleasure sided as you make it out to be, The root of the drive is sexual reproduction and the passing on of genes, Which is why the human form will all ways become bored with such pliable sexual conquests and default to the realist forms being actual contact with the opiset sex.
then you have the other urges such as companionship and sociality that have been bred into us and used by nature to make us seek out others of our kind.

No matter the sexual stimulation someone can find online...ect the other urges and the pliability of those sexual stimulations becoming known and old to us will make us seek out human contact.

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Getting real sex> 2girls1cup

"The human drive for sex is not so pleasure sided as you make it out to be, The root of the drive is sexual reproduction and the passing on of genes, Which is why the human form will all ways become bored with such pliable sexual conquests and default to the realist forms being actual contact with the opiset sex.
then you have the other urges such as companionship and sociality that have been bred into us and used by nature to make us seek out others of our kind.

No matter the sexual stimulation someone can find online...ect the other urges and the pliability of those sexual stimulations becoming known and old to us will make us seek out human contact."

Men think about sex every 3 seconds or so

I don't think there would be half as many awesome websites, video games, or other "nerd" creations out there without the proliferation of internet porn.

"WilliamRLBaker said:

"The human drive for sex is not so pleasure sided as you make it out to be, The root of the drive is sexual reproduction and the passing on of genes, Which is why the human form will all ways become bored with such pliable sexual conquests and default to the realist forms being actual contact with the opiset sex.
then you have the other urges such as companionship and sociality that have been bred into us and used by nature to make us seek out others of our kind.

No matter the sexual stimulation someone can find online...ect the other urges and the pliability of those sexual stimulations becoming known and old to us will make us seek out human contact."

The pleasure is a biological incentive to drive the reproduction, not something separate entirely.  At no point did I intend to imply that human interaction was going to go to the wayside...

I saw a documentary once entitled "There's Something About Mary" in which Ben Stiller is told a profound bit of wisdom along the lines of "A guy is only ever thinking straight right after he's blown his load in his hair."  It's been a while since I've seen it."

I never thought it was possible for someone to read between the lines of porn, but here it is.

I'm sorry, but I think you're the exception to the rule, James.  You might want to go see a psychologist about this whole not-perpetually-thinking-about-sex problem you seem to have.

Har har har.

"I never thought it was possible for someone to read between the lines of porn, but here it is."

"OmegaPirate said:

Men think about sex every 3 seconds or so

That's utter nonsense. I'm male and I don't think about it nearly that much. It would be practically impossible to function in society if I did. I'm sure most of us think about it more than we're willing to admit, but that phony statistic is ridiculous. Incidentally, I normally hear it as being seven seconds. At that sort of scale, what would even constitute a thought? Even if it was a momentary image or idea, it would barely be out of your mind before the next one came along. That supposed fact is basically nothing more than a lazy "Gee, men sure do think about sex an awful lot, don't they? Also, women are interested in nothing other than make-up and shoes and are bad at driving. And Americans are all obese and the British haven't got one good tooth between them and Germans are all blond and ruthlessly efficient." Give me a break.
Vaxadrin said:

I don't think there would be half as many awesome websites, video games, or other "nerd" creations out there without the proliferation of internet porn.

I'm not sure I understand the causal link. Are you saying that people wouldn't be interested in the Internet if it weren't for pornography, or that men are unable to be creative until they've had sexual release? Or perhaps its some third option, because I find both of those thoroughly unconvincing. I think the cause and effect is the other way around. People will use any medium they can for sex and pornography, sure, but porn on the Internet is a big thing because people on the Internet are a big thing, not the other way around. It's hardly a matter of, "I really need a wank. OK, I'll go online. Ahhhh, that's better. Oh, and now that I'm here I might as well do a bit of shopping and post on some forums." Well maybe it is for some people, but I find that pretty sad. LOG ON FOR THE OTHER STUFF; MASTURBATE AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT. I am the king of what people should do.

Or was this all a stupid joke? I'm not sure which would be worse."

Oh come on. It's hardly being high-and-mighty to say there is more to men (and humanity) than an obsession with sex. I'm not saying I am better than that. I'm saying we are better than that.

Hey, don't lump me into your anti-fun group!

I'm not anti-fun. Fun is fine. I'm not even anti-pornography. I just don't think it's particularly significant.

"Oh come on. It's hardly being high-and-mighty to say there is more to men (and humanity) than an obsession with sex. I'm not saying I am better than that. I'm saying we are better than that."

Porn is not the driving factor for me having the internet, just a nice boners.

Lol - touche :)

"Rowr said:

Porn is not the driving factor for me having the internet, just a nice boners.

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"JamesM said:

"Rowr said:

Porn is not the driving factor for me having the internet, just a nice boners.

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thats a nasty misquote.
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I'm very sorry for being so hilarious.

i honestly don't get your agrument here.

One day, when you're older, you'll understand.

"I'm very sorry for being so hairless."

Very good post, vaxadrin.  

bewbz rox lol!!

Internet pornography will save the Earth one day.

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."

- ALDOUS HUXLEY

""An intellectual is a person who reads books because they can't get laid."

Internet pornography will save the Earth one day."

It's saving the earth by cutting back on overpopulation.

Although, only those not savvy with technology are reproducing then....

"xruntime said:

""An intellectual is a person who doesn't change quote sayings. Oh snap!

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hehe....poop