#1 Posted by ExplicitRockr (9 posts) -

For my french class I have to invent something and talk about it. So I was thinking: maybe the GB community could give me some suggestions. It doesn't matter how ridiculous they may be, if you think you got something, be so kind to write it down below.

Thanks.

#2 Posted by imsh_pl (3314 posts) -

Do you mean an object or a concept?

#3 Posted by ExplicitRockr (9 posts) -

@imsh_pl: an object

#4 Posted by ExplicitRockr (9 posts) -

It may also be an object not many people know about or one from the future.

#5 Posted by KarlPilkington (2778 posts) -

A device that does your homework for you...wait.

#6 Posted by Example1013 (4807 posts) -

A device that automatically seeks and destroys retarded forum topics. A guy can dream...

#7 Posted by Saethir (352 posts) -

This is ridiculous, everyone knows the French don't invent!

#8 Posted by Example1013 (4807 posts) -

Yeah, why are you even in a class about those no-good cheese-eating surrender monkeys?

#9 Posted by ExplicitRockr (9 posts) -

@Example1013: In Belgium we don't choose our school topics, we are obligated to have 3 hours of French a week.

#10 Posted by Example1013 (4807 posts) -

@ExplicitRockr: Hah, guess I'll be keeping my freedom fries a little longer. Est-ce que vous aimez francais?

#11 Posted by ExplicitRockr (9 posts) -

@Example1013: French Fries were invented in Belgium (the French part)

et non, je n'aime pas le français.

#12 Posted by Example1013 (4807 posts) -

@ExplicitRockr: Dommage. Les filles francaises sont très belles.

Also a ton of the smart, cute girls in my high school took French.

#13 Posted by UncleClassy (405 posts) -

@Example1013 said:

@ExplicitRockr: Dommage. Les filles francaises sont très belles.

Also a ton of the smart, cute girls in my high school took French.

No shit. Most of the reasonably attractive/intelligent girls did that at my school too.

Most of the bitches ended up taking Spanish.

#14 Posted by Ben99 (1135 posts) -

Go with mechanical stuff . They are simple and impressive .

#15 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

you want to invent a cheese cutter that you can just put a big block of cheese and it cuts it.

#16 Posted by ProfessorEss (7523 posts) -
@iam3green said:
you want to invent a cheese cutter that you can just put a big block of cheese and it cuts it.
Even better - how about a cheese grater that doesn't ruin your sponge when you wash it? 
 
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg.
#17 Posted by Dagbiker (6978 posts) -

Invent a condom spray.

#18 Posted by Dick_Mohawk (386 posts) -

The anti-swear hat. Rigged so it shoves a nasty jolt of electricity whenever you try to swear. See the Southpark movie for the original idea.

For really foul mouthed people, the anti-swear underwear.

I'm tired... it's the best I can do.

#19 Posted by ShockD (2421 posts) -
@ExplicitRockr said:

@Example1013: French Fries were invented in Belgium (the French part)

et non, je n'aime pas le français.

Mais les frites...