He was dead a long time ago, then they put him on ice. They killed someone else in pakistan, then they thawed the real him out and used that to take pictures of, then threw him out to sea. They had to kill him exactly on may 1st or their plans wouldn't work properly.
Then again I don't have any proof to the statement, just speculation. I'll know if they release real pictures of him dead.
" He was dead a long time ago, then they put him on ice. They killed someone else in afganistan, then they thawed the real him out and used that to take pictures of, then threw him out to sea. They had to kill him exactly on may 1st or their plans wouldn't work properly.Then again I don't have any proof to the statement, just speculation. I'll know if they release real pictures of him dead. "
Afghanistan? The operation took place in Pakistan, unless you're referring to something else.
You guys are all fucking retarded. Do you believe everything the government tells you? I bet you guys don't even wear tin foil hats. You'll be sorry when the invaders come, you know.
...I don't fucking get it. What more proof do you need? Why would Obama lie about this? I mean, UFOs I can understand as it's a human changing thing...but this is Osama, the dude was gonna die one day anyway. I don't get how people want to make conspiracies for this too.
@KaosAngel: I actually made this thread because right when I heard the news, I joked about the conspiracy theory angle. Then the news started..and the conspiracy theories came.
A part of me wants to believe that he's alive in a secret bunker, with a gas powered generator attached to his testicles, spilling every little secret he knows. But the realist in me says he's a corpse lying at the bottom of the ocean.
On that note I'm gonna raise a glass to the lucky SEAL that got to put the bullet in that motherfuckers skull.
Yes he is really dead. Osama sacrificed himself so Obama could improve his approval rating and stay in power next election. Obama will continue to destroy America's economy, let terrorists cross the Mexican border, and allow the destabilization of the countries around Israel. Obama likely shed a tear when he gave the order to kill his hero Osama. Obama will do way more damage to this country than Osama ever has. Yes I'm saying the President Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim terrorist plant.
Over the weekend I was on vacation in Nevada and someone there mentioned the term "Project Bluebeam" to me. I had no fucking clue what she was talking about... Still don't.
" Yes he is really dead. Osama sacrificed himself so Obama could improve his approval rating and stay in power next election. Obama will continue to destroy America's economy, let terrorists cross the Mexican border, and allow the destabilization of the countries around Israel. Obama likely shed a tear when he gave the order to kill his hero Osama. Obama will do way more damage to this country than Osama ever has. "
Woah buddy, I love FOX News as much as the next guy...but come on. :\
EDIT: You have crossed FOX News fuckary into Alex Jones fuckary.
"BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead."
...I don't fucking get it. What more proof do you need? Why would Obama lie about this? I mean, UFOs I can understand as it's a human changing thing...but this is Osama, the dude was gonna die one day anyway. I don't get how people want to make conspiracies for this too. "
I know, it's ridiculous but it's always funny to read shit like that. Why do you think I read anything Hitman writes?
" You guys are all fucking retarded. Do you believe everything the government tells you? I bet you guys don't even wear tin foil hats. You'll be sorry when the invaders come, you know. "
I wear a fucking Titaniumhat imbued with tin foil and several other magnetic compounds. Your little tin foil hat is NOTHING!
" You guys are all fucking retarded. Do you believe everything the government tells you? I bet you guys don't even wear tin foil hats. You'll be sorry when the invaders come, you know. "
I wear a fucking Titaniumhat imbued with tin foil and several other magnetic compounds. Your little tin foil hat is NOTHING! "
I'd ask you where you got it but you're probably a government spy trying to get me to take my hat off. I won't fall for it!!!
" Yes he is really dead. Osama sacrificed himself so Obama could improve his approval rating and stay in power next election. Obama will continue to destroy America's economy, let terrorists cross the Mexican border, and allow the destabilization of the countries around Israel. Obama likely shed a tear when he gave the order to kill his hero Osama. Obama will do way more damage to this country than Osama ever has. Yes I'm saying the President Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim terrorist plant. "
You...do know that the terrorists who committed 9/11 came in through Canada, right?
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