Posted by dudeglove (8153 posts) 1 year, 8 months ago

Poll: Is Patrick now more metal than Alex? (231 votes)

Yes 23%
No 32%
Other/Fuck You 45%

Since Patrick got involved with that pothole and part of him subsequently fused with his bicycle, does this mean he is effectively more metal than Alex?

#1 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -

He might be metal, but he's not as authentic as Kid Rock.

#2 Posted by SomeDeliCook (2341 posts) -

Patrick is a hotdog

#3 Edited by Animasta (14718 posts) -

he's more metallic, but not more metal; there is a distinct difference.

#4 Edited by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

There is nothing more metal than Alex Navarro.

#5 Posted by AjayRaz (12465 posts) -

@animasta said:

he's more metallic, but not more metal; there is a distinct difference.

is he more metallic than AhmadMetallic

#6 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4295 posts) -

What do you mean metal?

#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

When was Patrick ever Alex?

#8 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5076 posts) -

Of course not!

#9 Posted by Animasta (14718 posts) -

@ajayraz said:

@animasta said:

he's more metallic, but not more metal; there is a distinct difference.

is he more metallic than AhmadMetallic

good question!

#10 Posted by A_Dog (744 posts) -

They're different types of metal. Alex is rap metal and Patrick is Nintendocore.

#11 Posted by OfficeGamer (1087 posts) -
#12 Posted by Pr1mus (3959 posts) -

Patrick would probably break his other collar bone if he tried headbanging too hard.

#13 Posted by casper_ (908 posts) -

i though alex was like a ska drummer

#14 Edited by HistoryInRust (6379 posts) -

He's more machine now than man.

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#15 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (1804 posts) -

When was Alex ever metal?

Anyway, literally having metal inside of you is pretty fucking metal in itself, so yes, I guess he is.

#16 Posted by CheapPoison (743 posts) -

Nope.

Also, there must be some more footage of Alex drumming. on a real kit would be pretty cool, think i only ever saw it in relationship to rockband promos

#17 Edited by Alekss (327 posts) -

Alex breathes metal.

Patrick has a piece of metal inside him

#18 Edited by mrfluke (5316 posts) -

There is nothing more metal than Alex Navarro.

#19 Edited by Jimbo (9936 posts) -

Has Patrick been on QVC?

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#20 Posted by AiurFlux (902 posts) -

I voted fuck you because it's representative of how I feel. Not towards you specifically, but towards everybody.

#21 Edited by jerseyscum (913 posts) -

How do you break your collarbone with a bike that still has the training wheels attached?

#22 Posted by Skytylz (4035 posts) -

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

#23 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3215 posts) -

I like that fuck you is an option.

But no, Alex is the metallest.

#24 Posted by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -

Patrick more metal than Alex? PHAHAHAHA! Now that's a good joke, my friend.

#25 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (1100 posts) -

@skytylz said:

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

#26 Posted by Fredchuckdave (6002 posts) -

You put fuck you as a poll option. How could one not choose it, no matter the question?

#27 Edited by Kill (298 posts) -

@skytylz said:

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Those are some serious noodle arms.

#28 Posted by Zero_ (1977 posts) -

Skin tight leather wearing afro kid is pretty damn metal

#29 Edited by KaneRobot (1787 posts) -

@mrsignerman44 said:

@skytylz said:

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Nope. The video of Alex drumming is far more metal (and impressive) than that silly music in the video where Patrick wears tight pants.

#30 Posted by JasonR86 (9763 posts) -

Of course I picked 'other/fuck you'. You can't give me an option like that.

#31 Posted by OfficeGamer (1087 posts) -

@kill said:

@mrsignerman44 said:

@skytylz said:

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Those are some serious noodle arms.

That's not even slightly metawl. It's fantastic but not metawl.

#32 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4606 posts) -

There is nothing more metal than Alex Navarro.

@kill said:

@mrsignerman44 said:

@skytylz said:

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Those are some serious noodle arms.

That's not even slightly metawl. It's fantastic but not metawl.

I think, in comparing these videos, That Alex is Jack Black from School of Rock, and Patrick is the guy who replaces him in his old band.

#33 Edited by Zero_ (1977 posts) -

I think, in comparing these videos, That Alex is Jack Black from School of Rock, and Patrick is the guy who replaces him in his old band.

That.... is such a scarily accurate analogy.

#34 Posted by ajamafalous (12129 posts) -

@skytylz said:

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

Oh god I forgot this video existed

#35 Edited by mordukai (7184 posts) -

@joshthebear said:

That is pretty damn metal right there

What's wrong with you?! This is Lars drumming, it's not like he is doing some complex sections or anything like that. Fucking hell. They make one fucking Trash Metal record and all of a sudden the are a part of THE BIG FOUR! Greatest heavy metal band ever. No! just no.

#36 Posted by Tajasaurus (935 posts) -
@skytylz said:

I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

Patrick is made of hopes and dreams. No one is better and no one can best him.

#37 Edited by Empirepaintball (1397 posts) -

Also, Alex is a way more metal name than Patrick.

#38 Edited by teh_destroyer (3574 posts) -

Is Alex on vacation or something? He hasnt posted anything on the sight since Sunday.

#39 Edited by 8Bit_Archer (461 posts) -

Why put in the fuck you option, your probably a great guy its just when I see that I have to press it.

#40 Edited by Nightriff (5249 posts) -

Other/Fuck You is the correct answer

#41 Posted by Jams (2965 posts) -

You know what? Watching that Patrick rock god video made me realize that that video was probably the first Harlem shake video. Someone needs to do an edit of it.

#42 Posted by Animasta (14718 posts) -

Is Alex on vacation or something? He hasnt posted anything on the sight since Sunday.

he was tweeting from nawlins recently so maybe/probably?

#43 Edited by Fattony12000 (7594 posts) -

\,,/

#44 Edited by Fattony12000 (7594 posts) -

@animasta said:

@teh_destroyer said:

Is Alex on vacation or something? He hasnt posted anything on the sight since Sunday.

he was tweeting from nawlins recently so maybe/probably?