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#1 Posted by WhiskerMeister (30 posts) -
#2 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) -

?!

#3 Edited by Jack268 (3387 posts) -

Why would you do that unless you want her for yourself?

#4 Posted by TMThomsen (2070 posts) -

You created a user on a video game website to ask this??!

#5 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -

I think you need to be a bit more detailed in describing the situation, like people have asked, why would you do that if you don't want her for yourself?

#6 Posted by WhiskerMeister (30 posts) -

So basically I'm 15. Anyway, last year I moved to a different city half way across the country but I remained in contact with some of my friends. Now, there's this one girl (she's like 14!) who I had a crush on or whatever, but I don't really anymore. Well a few weeks ago I found out that she was dating this guy that was really friggin' stupid. I mean, he has lolcats as his facebook profile picture and 'icanhascheezburger.com' under his interests. When I was in school with him, he would shout memes across the halls. An all around terrible guy. 
 
It was summer and I thought, "Hey, I'm bored and I really don't like that guy. I'm going to pretend to be in love with his girlfriend (we were good friends) and convince her to 'go out' with me instead." It took some pretty hard work but I managed to do it. I spent a while pointing out all of his flaws and why I was a better choice and she actually came around and said that she'd go out with me instead of him. I mean, I live super far away so it's not like that means anything, but mission success: he got dumped! It's been hilarious looking at his facebook status updates, he's posting depressing song lyrics and stuff like 'without you, there is no light'.  
 
Anyway, mission success, like I said. Or so I thought. but then, you know, I realized that the girl expects me to actually do boyfriend-ey things like talk to her and listen to her problems and stuff (I told her I loved her) without any of the usual advantages of a relationship. What do I do, giantbomb?

#7 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -

Where's the "what's wrong with you?" button.
 
Imagine yourself in a situation where your relationship is broken up, let people choose their own happiness (or misfortune).

#8 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1490 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister: There isn't a "Yes it's bad option". And I find it real funny that you joined a video gaming website to talk about this.
#9 Posted by WhiskerMeister (30 posts) -
@No0b0rAmA: You can't say that it's ALWAYS a bad thing to do. There are some circumstances where it might be justifiable. I only presented the realistic options the average person should consider.
#10 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -

You're an idiot and you disgust me.

#11 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

Damn, that's cold dawg, I like the way you think.

#12 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister:
You're 15, you know nothing about love.
#13 Posted by WeZL_DK (9 posts) -

You are not 15, you are 9! Damm you say that HE is a terrible guy???? Take a good look at yourself!  
 
Hope she'll get around, see how stupid and what a loser you are, then go out and buy a shotgun and go all postal on your sorry ass!

#14 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1490 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister: Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you get to just remove their girlfriend from them. You have no right to do that, unless that guy went around killing girlfriends he had. You sound like a huge asshole, you basically laughing at the guy who you fucked over. Asshole.
#15 Posted by Hassebla (28 posts) -

Bitch be trollin'

#16 Posted by Jack268 (3387 posts) -

Yeah that's just silly and extremely childish of you. Go tell her what's really up.

#17 Posted by hunkaburningluv (568 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister said:
" So basically I'm 15. Anyway, last year I moved to a different city half way across the country but I remained in contact with some of my friends. Now, there's this one girl (she's like 14!) who I had a crush on or whatever, but I don't really anymore. Well a few weeks ago I found out that she was dating this guy that was really friggin' stupid. I mean, he has lolcats as his facebook profile picture and 'icanhascheezburger.com' under his interests. When I was in school with him, he would shout memes across the halls. An all around terrible guy. 
 
It was summer and I thought, "Hey, I'm bored and I really don't like that guy. I'm going to pretend to be in love with his girlfriend (we were good friends) and convince her to 'go out' with me instead." It took some pretty hard work but I managed to do it. I spent a while pointing out all of his flaws and why I was a better choice and she actually came around and said that she'd go out with me instead of him. I mean, I live super far away so it's not like that means anything, but mission success: he got dumped! It's been hilarious looking at his facebook status updates, he's posting depressing song lyrics and stuff like 'without you, there is no light'.   Anyway, mission success, like I said. Or so I thought. but then, you know, I realized that the girl expects me to actually do boyfriend-ey things like talk to her and listen to her problems and stuff (I told her I loved her) without any of the usual advantages of a relationship. What do I do, giantbomb? "
 
you are such a sad little fucking bastard  
#18 Posted by Hassebla (28 posts) -

But if you were serious and not trolling then yeah, it's a bad thing to do, JUSTIFIABLE FOR THE LULZ THOUGH. :D:D:D

#19 Posted by Steve_C (1750 posts) -

If this is real, you're a complete and utter asshole.

#20 Posted by teh_pwnzorer (1482 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister said:
"  What do I do, giantbomb? "
Get one cyanide pill for each member of your love triangle.  The herd must be thinned.
#21 Posted by Cramsy (1164 posts) -

What the fuck is wrong with you.

#22 Posted by WhiskerMeister (30 posts) -

What's with all this animosity? I thought you guys were cool. 
I told you, he liked lolcats and spouted memes! Duders, do you not understand how terrible a person he was?

#23 Posted by ConstantRyan (45 posts) -

Wow, well done on being a total dick to your supposed friend.

#24 Posted by WhiskerMeister (30 posts) -
@ConstantRyan: He wasn't my friend, the girl was. I hated that guy, seriously.
#25 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1490 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister:  Congratulations! Your trolling was a extravagant success! Now you can finally understand why you will be alone for the rest of your life.
#26 Edited by OmegaChosen (644 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister:  Tell her the truth. She'll leave you alone once she knows what a tool you are.
#27 Posted by WilliamRLBaker (4777 posts) -

yeah wheres the whats wrong with you button?

#28 Posted by Sadisticham (278 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister said:
" So basically I'm 15. ? "
Ah i see. That answers everything,
#29 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -
@Sadisticham said:
" @WhiskerMeister said:
" So basically I'm 15. ? "
Ah i see. That answers everything, "
No, it doesn't. I was not this stupid at 15. And neither are plenty of 15 year olds.
#30 Edited by ConstantRyan (45 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister:  Thats what I'm saying you convinced your friend to break up with her boyfriend and go out with you, yet you don't actually want to go out with her. She sure ain't going to be happy when she finds out.
#31 Posted by Twazuk (178 posts) -

Is this guy genuinely retarded or a superb troll? 
YOU BE THE JUDGE!

#32 Posted by Gamer_152 (14058 posts) -

If this isn't trolling then you're a horrible person.

Moderator
#33 Posted by teh_pwnzorer (1482 posts) -
@Twazuk said:
" Is this guy genuinely retarded or a superb troll? YOU BE THE JUDGE! "
Both.
#34 Posted by Sadisticham (278 posts) -
@FlyingRat said:
" @Sadisticham said:
" @WhiskerMeister said:
" So basically I'm 15. ? "
Ah i see. That answers everything, "
No, it doesn't. I was not this stupid at 15. And neither are plenty of 15 year olds. "
I question your age sir.
#35 Edited by Djeffers03 (2545 posts) -

There's not an answer for "Yes"? Im 15 and even I can see you are fucked up.

#36 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1490 posts) -
Lets stop feeding the troll.
#37 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -
@Sadisticham said:
" @FlyingRat said:
" @Sadisticham said:
" @WhiskerMeister said:
" So basically I'm 15. ? "
Ah i see. That answers everything, "
No, it doesn't. I was not this stupid at 15. And neither are plenty of 15 year olds. "
I question your age sir. "
I turn 20 in a few days, what are you talking about? I would not have done this at 15, are you saying you would have?
#38 Posted by OmegaChosen (644 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" If this isn't trolling then you're a horrible person. "
Why can't it be both?
#39 Posted by Sadisticham (278 posts) -
@FlyingRat said:
" @Sadisticham said:
" @FlyingRat said:
" @Sadisticham said:
" @WhiskerMeister said:
" So basically I'm 15. ? "
Ah i see. That answers everything, "
No, it doesn't. I was not this stupid at 15. And neither are plenty of 15 year olds. "
I question your age sir. "
I turn 20 in a few days, what are you talking about? I would not have done this at 15, are you saying you would have? "
I would have and have done. I also set one guy up and made it look like he was cheating. That one was exceptionally funny because he got a slap in the face off the girl.
#40 Posted by Gamer_152 (14058 posts) -
@OmegaChosen said:
" @Gamer_152 said:
" If this isn't trolling then you're a horrible person. "
Why can't it be both? "
Good point.
Moderator
#41 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -
@Sadisticham said:
" I would have and have done. I also set one guy up and made it look like he was cheating. That one was exceptionally funny because he got a slap in the face off the girl. "
Well then you're just an asshole, regardless of your age.
#42 Posted by WhiskerMeister (30 posts) -
Oh come on you guys! 
I didn't kill anyone. I'm not a murderer and I don't eat children! How is toying with someone's feelings so bad?
#43 Posted by Bollard (5307 posts) -

You are the biggest dick face internet troll motherfucker on here. Your Poll is a piece of shit too. Where the fuck is the you are a raging psychopath button?

#44 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) -
#45 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1490 posts) -
@TheSeductiveMoose said:
" "
Lets stop feeding the troll
#46 Edited by OmegaChosen (644 posts) -
@WhiskerMeister said:

" Oh come on you guys! I didn't kill anyone. I'm not a murderer and I don't eat children! How is toying with someone's feelings so bad? "

You kinda suck at trolling dude. You're supposed to make people angry, not just make them look at you with a bemused look on their face. What's the point of trolling if everyone just thinks you're an idiot instead of getting angry? Work on it.
#47 Posted by destruktive (1069 posts) -
@Steve_C said:
" If this is real, you're a complete and utter asshole. "
#48 Posted by WhiskerMeister (30 posts) -
@OmegaChosen: I'm not trolling you guys. I'd try harder if I were. More or less I'm interested in why you guys think I'm a terrible dude for doing something that is entirely reasonable
 
The guy liked lolcats. What more is there to say? He didn't have any friends and was a complete loser. I broke them up for her own good, then I get yelled at a bunch. What?
#49 Posted by MrAriscottle (258 posts) -
@FlyingRat said:
" You're an idiot and you disgust me. "
#50 Posted by Mesklinite (804 posts) -
@Fudgeman7 said:
" @FlyingRat said:
" You're an idiot and you disgust me. "
"