It's Aids.

Yeah, I somehow got aids, weird. I was just going to the store for a jolly rancher when this nice man in a white panel van offered me a whole bag of them. They were pretty good though, so it's ok.

Yeah, I somehow got aids, weird. I was just going to the store for a jolly rancher when this nice man in a white panel van offered me a whole bag of them. They were pretty good though, so it's ok.

What flavors of Jolly Ranchers did he give you?

And on April Fools, no less. I feel bad for you . . . now, everyone will be making stupid jokes on the day you got AIDS.

"What flavors of Jolly Ranchers did he give you?"

AIDS? Aww don't worry it's not that bad, I mean Tom Hanks was able to survive AIDS.

"Yeah, I somehow got aids, weird. I was just going to the store for a jolly rancher when this nice man in a white panel van offered me a whole bag of them. They were pretty good though, so it's ok."

"iAmJohn said:

"What flavors of Jolly Ranchers did he give you?"

GrapeLay flavor I assume."

Oh noes!!  Full Blown too!!

Dang, I'd kill for some Jolly Ranchers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dph2ow9uiXo

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dph2ow9uiXo"

"AIDS? Aww don't worry it's not that bad, I mean Tom Hanks was able to survive AIDS."

Well, it's April 2nd and I still have AIDS. I thought god was just playing some April fools on me, but I guess not.

What the? Fuck?

is this a perverted unfunny joke, or is everyone oblivious to this guy's shitty luck?

Both.

:S

lol, owned

...heh...

Dood, just drink some Lysol Disinfectant Spray.  I shit you not, it says right on the can that it gets rid of AIDS!

I FOUND THE CURE TO AIDS! *Throws out money onto the ground* Well Magic Johnson is still living.

"iAmJohn said:

"What flavors of Jolly Ranchers did he give you?"

GrapeLay flavor I assume."

Well, aids is a running joke amongst a couple of my friends -- hey. I can't POSSIBLY get it -- right? RIGHT?! I need to go get tested now. Maybe the jokes on me.