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#1 Posted by DoctorWelch (2765 posts) -


#2 Posted by owl_of_minerva (1455 posts) -

It means your girlfriend is more OG than you. Inverted controls = old-school.

#3 Posted by MikkaQ (10346 posts) -

Touch her... Analog stick?

#4 Posted by Sander (413 posts) -

It means she has more potential to be a pilot than you do.

#5 Posted by laserbolts (5384 posts) -

Slap dat ass!

#6 Posted by AndrewB (7692 posts) -

I played with inverted controls until I realized it wasn't the norm. Then I switched. It clicked amazingly quickly.

But slap dat ass is clearly the way to go.

#7 Posted by groin (863 posts) -

Put a ring on it.

#8 Posted by Morningstar (2250 posts) -

Marry her.

#9 Posted by fox01313 (5089 posts) -

Burn the witch, or just constantly point out who insane it is to do such a thing in anything other than flight arcade/sim games.

#10 Posted by Sooty (8082 posts) -

Invert her controls. If you know what I mean.

#11 Posted by RenMcKormack (1074 posts) -

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

and then convert to inverted controls as well you savage.

#12 Posted by jozzy (2035 posts) -

I can't think of a poll about girlfriends where I wouldn't pick the "Slap dat ass" option.

#13 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

Run for it. She's clearly nuts.

#14 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

Use inverted controls too.

#15 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (419 posts) -

Push the bitch down a hill and run.

#16 Posted by James_Giant_Peach (751 posts) -

Cherish your days with her until that inevitable morning when one of you wakes up, looks at the other, and thinks to themselves "What the fuck am I doing with you?"

Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.

#17 Edited by ShaggE (6816 posts) -

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

#18 Posted by JackSukeru (5991 posts) -

Make it seem like you have died.

#19 Posted by dekkadekkadekka (744 posts) -

Tie a noose around her neck and hang her from the floor.

INVERT THIS!

#20 Posted by smitty86 (696 posts) -

I chose D, but I want you to imagine that I'm giving you a slight nod to let you know which way i meant for "slap dat ass" to be implemented.

#21 Posted by JonSmith (171 posts) -

Really liking how the 'Kill her' and 'Accept her' are dead even.

#22 Posted by MuttersomeTaxicab (681 posts) -

Open kiss her on the mouth while humming the opening score to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

#23 Posted by AssInAss (2792 posts) -

Dude, inverted all the way. Makes more sense in my brain. How else would I have been into flight games?

#24 Posted by Hugh_Jazz (370 posts) -

Sounds like a keeper.

#25 Posted by Pazy (2602 posts) -

If we kill all the inverted people now then there will be none left in the next generation, purge the society!

#26 Posted by VisariLoyalist (3000 posts) -

you haz female attention?! ZOMG i must comment on this thread

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#27 Posted by Vodun (2370 posts) -

You need to separate the head from the body, it is the only way to truly kill it.

#28 Edited by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -

Fake your death.

Obviously.

#29 Posted by Gargantuan (1887 posts) -

You don't deserve her.
 
 Inverted forever!

#30 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4923 posts) -

D then A, then before you finish A, do D again

#31 Posted by Zelyre (1291 posts) -

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

Want to lean back and relax in your chair? Just... push your body forward. You'll be relaxed in no time!

#32 Posted by Meowayne (6084 posts) -

Nice stealth brag thread, man.

#33 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (835 posts) -

@Gargantuan said:

You don't deserve her. Inverted forever!
#34 Posted by Bollard (5930 posts) -

D, always D.

#35 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5146 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

Dammit! I wanted to post "Touch her shoulder". I guess I'm late to the party.

#36 Posted by BlackLagoon (1502 posts) -

You need to hold an intervention, make her understand the damage she's doing to both herself and those around her. Show her a game with inverted horizontal controls, maybe it will give her a perspective on her madness. Just remember to emphasize that you want her to get well, and that you will be there with her every step of the process.

#37 Posted by egg (1469 posts) -

If people weren't allowed to invert the controls, this would never have been a problem.

TAKE AWAY CONTROL OPTIONS IN GAMES!

#38 Posted by xyzygy (10093 posts) -

When I used to use inverted controls as a kid I was better at multiplayer shooters. Now I'm definitely not as good.

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#39 Posted by jking47 (1251 posts) -

The freak of nature must die.

#40 Posted by DonutFever (3554 posts) -

Always D.

#41 Posted by dudeglove (8504 posts) -

Look her dead in the eye and fap.

#42 Posted by ch3burashka (5310 posts) -

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

#43 Posted by SSully (4402 posts) -

I picked kill her before i saw slap dat ass. You should slap dat ass instead.

#44 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -
@Zelyre said:

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

You're fucking followed.
#45 Posted by DoctorWelch (2765 posts) -

@BlackLagoon: She wanted the horizontal inverted too :O

#46 Posted by DoctorWelch (2765 posts) -

@CH3BURASHKA said:

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Someone's a little butt hurt about joke threads.

#47 Posted by Rerejo28 (135 posts) -

C, then B, then A, all while doing D.

#48 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -
@MikkaQ said:
Touch her... Analog stick?
He'll just get confused and touch the off button.
#49 Posted by ShaggE (6816 posts) -

@CH3BURASHKA said:

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Why you mad, though?

#50 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11492 posts) -

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

Only the best invert controls. Vinny does.