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#1 Posted by DoctorWelch (2817 posts) -

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#2 Posted by owl_of_minerva (1485 posts) -

It means your girlfriend is more OG than you. Inverted controls = old-school.

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#3 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

Touch her... Analog stick?

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#4 Posted by Sander (425 posts) -

It means she has more potential to be a pilot than you do.

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#5 Posted by laserbolts (5506 posts) -

Slap dat ass!

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#6 Posted by AndrewB (7814 posts) -

I played with inverted controls until I realized it wasn't the norm. Then I switched. It clicked amazingly quickly.

But slap dat ass is clearly the way to go.

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#7 Posted by groin (869 posts) -

Put a ring on it.

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#8 Posted by Morningstar (2375 posts) -

Marry her.

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#9 Posted by fox01313 (5196 posts) -

Burn the witch, or just constantly point out who insane it is to do such a thing in anything other than flight arcade/sim games.

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#10 Posted by Sooty (8193 posts) -

Invert her controls. If you know what I mean.

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#11 Posted by RenMcKormack (1087 posts) -

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

and then convert to inverted controls as well you savage.

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#12 Posted by jozzy (2053 posts) -

I can't think of a poll about girlfriends where I wouldn't pick the "Slap dat ass" option.

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#13 Posted by hockeymask27 (3696 posts) -

Run for it. She's clearly nuts.

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#14 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) -

Use inverted controls too.

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#15 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (423 posts) -

Push the bitch down a hill and run.

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#16 Posted by James_Giant_Peach (756 posts) -

Cherish your days with her until that inevitable morning when one of you wakes up, looks at the other, and thinks to themselves "What the fuck am I doing with you?"

Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.

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#17 Edited by ShaggE (8352 posts) -

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

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#18 Posted by jacksukeru (6553 posts) -

Make it seem like you have died.

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#19 Posted by dekkadekkadekka (848 posts) -

Tie a noose around her neck and hang her from the floor.


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#20 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

I chose D, but I want you to imagine that I'm giving you a slight nod to let you know which way i meant for "slap dat ass" to be implemented.

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#21 Posted by JonSmith (174 posts) -

Really liking how the 'Kill her' and 'Accept her' are dead even.

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#22 Posted by MuttersomeTaxicab (823 posts) -

Open kiss her on the mouth while humming the opening score to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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#23 Posted by AssInAss (3251 posts) -

Dude, inverted all the way. Makes more sense in my brain. How else would I have been into flight games?

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#24 Posted by hugh_jazz (466 posts) -

Sounds like a keeper.

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#25 Posted by Pazy (2753 posts) -

If we kill all the inverted people now then there will be none left in the next generation, purge the society!

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#26 Posted by VisariLoyalist (3129 posts) -

you haz female attention?! ZOMG i must comment on this thread

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#27 Posted by Vodun (2393 posts) -

You need to separate the head from the body, it is the only way to truly kill it.

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#28 Edited by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

Fake your death.


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#29 Posted by Gargantuan (1905 posts) -

You don't deserve her.
 Inverted forever!

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#30 Posted by BabyChooChoo (6511 posts) -

D then A, then before you finish A, do D again

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#31 Posted by Zelyre (1729 posts) -

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

Want to lean back and relax in your chair? Just... push your body forward. You'll be relaxed in no time!

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#32 Posted by Meowayne (6168 posts) -

Nice stealth brag thread, man.

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#33 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (842 posts) -

@Gargantuan said:

You don't deserve her. Inverted forever!
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#34 Posted by Bollard (7526 posts) -

D, always D.

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#35 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

Dammit! I wanted to post "Touch her shoulder". I guess I'm late to the party.

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#36 Posted by BlackLagoon (1910 posts) -

You need to hold an intervention, make her understand the damage she's doing to both herself and those around her. Show her a game with inverted horizontal controls, maybe it will give her a perspective on her madness. Just remember to emphasize that you want her to get well, and that you will be there with her every step of the process.

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#37 Posted by egg (1667 posts) -

If people weren't allowed to invert the controls, this would never have been a problem.


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#38 Posted by xyzygy (10595 posts) -

When I used to use inverted controls as a kid I was better at multiplayer shooters. Now I'm definitely not as good.

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#39 Posted by jking47 (1290 posts) -

The freak of nature must die.

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#40 Posted by DonutFever (4031 posts) -

Always D.

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#41 Posted by dudeglove (12519 posts) -

Look her dead in the eye and fap.

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#42 Posted by ch3burashka (6087 posts) -

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

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#43 Posted by SSully (5260 posts) -

I picked kill her before i saw slap dat ass. You should slap dat ass instead.

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#44 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -
@Zelyre said:

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

You're fucking followed.
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#45 Posted by DoctorWelch (2817 posts) -

@BlackLagoon: She wanted the horizontal inverted too :O

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#46 Posted by DoctorWelch (2817 posts) -


E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Someone's a little butt hurt about joke threads.

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#47 Posted by Rerejo28 (141 posts) -

C, then B, then A, all while doing D.

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#48 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -
@MikkaQ said:
Touch her... Analog stick?
He'll just get confused and touch the off button.
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#49 Posted by ShaggE (8352 posts) -


E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Why you mad, though?

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#50 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12537 posts) -

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

Only the best invert controls. Vinny does.