It's my birthday today, what should I do? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by AuthenticM (3532 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I am now 24 years old. What should I do to celebrate? I seek answers from you, dear Giant Bomb community. Enlighten me.

#2 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

#3 Posted by Venatio (4435 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Hey congratulations, it's my birthday too! 18 years old, wow the years went by quick

#4 Posted by Gerhabio (1949 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@HandsomeDead said:

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

#5 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@G3RHRT said:

@HandsomeDead said:
Drink whiskey until you can't see.
Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.

#6 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Happy Birthday.

Go get some free food.

#7 Posted by AjayRaz (12266 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

drink whiskey, eat summer sausage and play Vin Diesel's Wheelman until you can't see

#8 Posted by JJOR64 (18217 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Play some Street Fighter son.

#9 Posted by shinigami420 (640 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Get a cake and beer and watch tv and eat cake and drink beer until you puke

#10 Posted by FesteringNeon (2110 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@AjayRaz said:

drink whiskey, eat summer sausage and play Vin Diesel's Wheelman until you can't see

Drink whiskey, eat summer sausage, play Wheelman, and sit in a kiddie pool outside filled with pudding until you can't see.

#11 Posted by craigbo180 (1739 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@AuthenticM: Masturbate out of the window of a moving car dressed as Ronald McDonald.

#12 Posted by MariachiMacabre (5611 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@HandsomeDead said:

@G3RHRT said:
@HandsomeDead said:
Drink whiskey until you can't see.
Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see
Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.

Be more efficient and combine them into a Whiskey-Summer Sausage smoothie worthy of Kings.

#13 Edited by dagas (2622 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I flew a fighter jet simulator on my birthday this year. It was pretty awesome. And no I'm not talking about some PC game, I'm talking about the real deal military grade simulator with a real cockpit from a real plane hooked up to several big ass screens. I managed to land pretty much flawlessly which I'm fairly proud off.

This is the plane I flew in the simulator (Swedish jet called JAS-39 Gripen)

#14 Posted by sanchopanza (246 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@craigbo180 said:

@AuthenticM: Masturbate out of the window of a moving car dressed as Ronald McDonald.

Lol, best suggestion thus far

#15 Edited by FesteringNeon (2110 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@axlrose15 said:

@craigbo180 said:
@AuthenticM: Masturbate out of the window of a moving car dressed as Ronald McDonald.
Lol, best suggestion thus far

billions and billions served.

#16 Posted by HatKing (4436 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Kill a goat and use its blood to summon Yalocan Tumulu the demon of mischief and darkness.

#17 Posted by Sight_Unseen (17 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

this thread delivers.

#18 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

The best way to celebrate your birthday is to treat it like any other day <3

#19 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Consume copious amounts of alcohol.

#20 Posted by Yanngc33 (4472 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Eat food like there's no tomorrow

#21 Posted by zombie2011 (4752 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@MariachiMacabre said:

@HandsomeDead said:
@G3RHRT said:
@HandsomeDead said:
Drink whiskey until you can't see.
Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see
Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.
Be more efficient and combine them into a Whiskey-Summer Sausage smoothie worthy of Kings.

Or drill a hole in the Summer Sausage and drink your whiskey through your summer sausage straw.

#22 Posted by rentfn (1174 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

On my 24 birthday I tried to take 24 shots of Captain Morgan...There are conflicting reports..I think i got around 15...

#23 Posted by ZeForgotten (9763 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I never knew that the one having the birthday had to plan something, seems strange to me. Kick your friends and family around and tell them to do something

#24 Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish (1703 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Rave full volume on speakers. Load up Noby Noby Boy. Copious amounts of alcohol and friends (not real ones).

#25 Posted by laserbolts (5155 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Happy birthday get drunk and eat some pizza

#26 Posted by Butler (335 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

If you are of sound mind and at a happy state in your life rent a sensory deprecation tank and drop acid.

Or the time honored staple which is fun for everyone:

#27 Posted by Atary77 (485 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

If you got any new games for your B-day lock yourself in your room and play the shit out of it!

#28 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Get your father a present.

#29 Posted by Subjugation (4413 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I suggest experimenting with midget prostitutes. If you decide to travel you can save on airfare by putting them in your carry-on compartment. Portability is a plus.

#30 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@weeman105: Sounds like you've done this before.

#31 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8577 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Happy birthday and I don't know.

#32 Posted by 1momosauky (181 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

eat a lot of meat the night before and start pooping minuets before the time of your actual birth so you can appreciate what you mother did on that day

#33 Posted by zepp (230 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@AuthenticM: Hey yo, we got the same birthday! Happy Birthday :)

#34 Posted by Subjugation (4413 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@FunExplosions: Hey now, I recognize entrapment when I see it. Have a nice day officer.

#35 Edited by Ksaw (296 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Kill someone you don't like. You get a free pass on your birthday.

#36 Posted by TearsInRain (269 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@HatKing said:

Kill a goat and use its blood to summon Yalocan Tumulu the demon of mischief and darkness.
Time to have some real fucking fun!

^^ This for sure.

#37 Posted by mfpantst (2572 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Ksaw said:

Kill someone you don't like. You get a free pass on your birthday.

Drink whiskey until you can't see then kill someone in your blacked out state. Get a free pass two times over.

#38 Posted by Bigheart711 (1244 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Happy Birthday! <3
@Atary77 said:

If you got any new games for your B-day lock yourself in your room and play the shit out of it!

Definitely this!

#39 Posted by iam3green (14380 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

go eat some fast food. it's kind of late for that. i know that fast food always makes me happy.

#40 Posted by Beforet (2698 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@iam3green said:

go eat some fast food. it's kind of late for that. i know that fast food always makes me happy.

Me too! But then the food is gone and I'm sadder than before.

#41 Posted by Aronman789 (2632 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Buy about 30 dollars worth of McDonalds from the dollar menu and eat that shit by yourself.

#42 Posted by hoossy (930 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

get off of this website. Go pork someone fugly

#43 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@HandsomeDead said:

@G3RHRT said:

@HandsomeDead said:
Drink whiskey until you can't see.
Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.

Someone is gonna wake up gay.

#44 Posted by Gamer_152 (13339 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Happy birthday duder. You should drink a bunch of whiskey, don a Prince of All Cosmos costume, and run around town showing the locals your amazing feats of strength.

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