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#1 Posted by AuthenticM (3699 posts) -

I am now 24 years old. What should I do to celebrate? I seek answers from you, dear Giant Bomb community. Enlighten me.

#2 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

#3 Posted by Venatio (4482 posts) -

Hey congratulations, it's my birthday too! 18 years old, wow the years went by quick

#4 Posted by Gerhabio (1977 posts) -

@HandsomeDead said:

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

#5 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
@G3RHRT said:

@HandsomeDead said:

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.
#6 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Happy Birthday.  
 
Go get some free food.

#7 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -

drink whiskey, eat summer sausage and play Vin Diesel's Wheelman until you can't see 

#8 Posted by JJOR64 (18910 posts) -

Play some Street Fighter son.

Online
#9 Posted by shinigami420 (640 posts) -

Get a cake and beer and watch tv and eat cake and drink beer until you puke

#10 Posted by FesteringNeon (2158 posts) -

@AjayRaz said:

drink whiskey, eat summer sausage and play Vin Diesel's Wheelman until you can't see

Drink whiskey, eat summer sausage, play Wheelman, and sit in a kiddie pool outside filled with pudding until you can't see.

#11 Posted by craigbo180 (1739 posts) -
@AuthenticM: Masturbate out of the window of a moving car dressed as Ronald McDonald.
#12 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7051 posts) -

@HandsomeDead said:

@G3RHRT said:

@HandsomeDead said:

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.

Be more efficient and combine them into a Whiskey-Summer Sausage smoothie worthy of Kings.

#13 Edited by dagas (2746 posts) -

I flew a fighter jet simulator on my birthday this year. It was pretty awesome. And no I'm not talking about some PC game, I'm talking about the real deal military grade simulator with a real cockpit from a real plane hooked up to several big ass screens. I managed to land pretty much flawlessly which I'm fairly proud off.

This is the plane I flew in the simulator (Swedish jet called JAS-39 Gripen)
#14 Posted by sanchopanza (247 posts) -

@craigbo180 said:

@AuthenticM: Masturbate out of the window of a moving car dressed as Ronald McDonald.

Lol, best suggestion thus far

#15 Edited by FesteringNeon (2158 posts) -

@axlrose15 said:

@craigbo180 said:

@AuthenticM: Masturbate out of the window of a moving car dressed as Ronald McDonald.

Lol, best suggestion thus far

billions and billions served.

#16 Posted by HatKing (5821 posts) -

Kill a goat and use its blood to summon Yalocan Tumulu the demon of mischief and darkness. 

 Time to have some real fucking fun!
#17 Posted by Sight_Unseen (17 posts) -

this thread delivers.

#18 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

The best way to celebrate your birthday is to treat it like any other day <3

#19 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) -

Consume copious amounts of alcohol.

#20 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

Eat food like there's no tomorrow

#21 Posted by zombie2011 (4968 posts) -
@MariachiMacabre said:

@HandsomeDead said:

@G3RHRT said:

@HandsomeDead said:

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.

Be more efficient and combine them into a Whiskey-Summer Sausage smoothie worthy of Kings.

Or drill a hole in the Summer Sausage and drink your whiskey through your summer sausage straw.
#22 Posted by rentfn (1277 posts) -

On my 24 birthday I tried to take 24 shots of Captain Morgan...There are conflicting reports..I think i got around 15...

#23 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

I never knew that the one having the birthday had to plan something, seems strange to me. Kick your friends and family around and tell them to do something

#24 Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish (1724 posts) -

Rave full volume on speakers. Load up Noby Noby Boy. Copious amounts of alcohol and friends (not real ones). 

#25 Posted by laserbolts (5311 posts) -

Happy birthday get drunk and eat some pizza

#26 Posted by Butler (384 posts) -

If you are of sound mind and at a happy state in your life rent a sensory deprecation tank and drop acid.
 
Or the time honored staple which is fun for everyone:
 

#27 Posted by Atary77 (502 posts) -

If you got any new games for your B-day lock yourself in your room and play the shit out of it!

#28 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

Get your father a present.

#29 Posted by Subjugation (4718 posts) -

I suggest experimenting with midget prostitutes. If you decide to travel you can save on airfare by putting them in your carry-on compartment. Portability is a plus.

#30 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -
@weeman105: Sounds like you've done this before.
#31 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

Happy birthday and I don't know.

#32 Posted by 1momosauky (208 posts) -

eat a lot of meat the night before and start pooping minuets before the time of your actual birth so you can appreciate what you mother did on that day

#33 Posted by zepp (230 posts) -

@AuthenticM: Hey yo, we got the same birthday! Happy Birthday :)

#34 Posted by Subjugation (4718 posts) -
@FunExplosions: Hey now, I recognize entrapment when I see it. Have a nice day officer.
#35 Edited by Ksaw (341 posts) -

Kill someone you don't like. You get a free pass on your birthday.

#36 Posted by TearsInRain (269 posts) -
@HatKing said:
Kill a goat and use its blood to summon Yalocan Tumulu the demon of mischief and darkness. 
 Time to have some real fucking fun!
^^ This for sure.
#37 Posted by mfpantst (2574 posts) -
@Ksaw said:

Kill someone you don't like. You get a free pass on your birthday.

Drink whiskey until you can't see then kill someone in your blacked out state.  Get a free pass two times over.
#38 Posted by Bigheart711 (1252 posts) -
Happy Birthday!  <3
@Atary77 said:
If you got any new games for your B-day lock yourself in your room and play the shit out of it!
Definitely this!
#39 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

go eat some fast food. it's kind of late for that. i know that fast food always makes me happy.

#40 Posted by Beforet (2912 posts) -

@iam3green said:

go eat some fast food. it's kind of late for that. i know that fast food always makes me happy.

Me too! But then the food is gone and I'm sadder than before.

#41 Posted by Aronman789 (2676 posts) -

Buy about 30 dollars worth of McDonalds from the dollar menu and eat that shit by yourself.

#42 Posted by hoossy (932 posts) -

get off of this website.   Go pork someone fugly

#43 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
@G3RHRT said:

@HandsomeDead said:

Drink whiskey until you can't see.

Alternatively: Eat summer sausage until you can't see

Alternatively: Drink whiskey and eat summer sausage until you can't see.
Someone is gonna wake up gay.
#44 Posted by Gamer_152 (14051 posts) -

Happy birthday duder. You should drink a bunch of whiskey, don a Prince of All Cosmos costume, and run around town showing the locals your amazing feats of strength.

Moderator
#45 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -
@Butler said:
If you are of sound mind and at a happy state in your life rent a sensory deprecation tank and drop acid.   
Ok. I think thats the best idea ever. I just need to see find some acid. Then rent one of those tanks.
#46 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1593 posts) -

I dunno, pub?

#47 Posted by wafflez (523 posts) -

Go to the store, buy as much random liquor as you can, and make up new drinks, drink till you can't anymore! Happy Birthday.

#48 Posted by Hizang (8533 posts) -

Go out and get LAID!

#49 Posted by ajamafalous (11854 posts) -

@HandsomeDead said:

Drink whiskey until you can't see.
#50 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5380 posts) -

Happy Birthday!