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#1 Edited by ElBlaze (85 posts) -
In a video review of Soul Cailbur 4 Jeff Gerstmann admits to something that he kept hidden for many years by saying  "I like boobs !" then Jeff talk about how Ivy boobs do not look right and look desprate, then Ivy catches wind of the video review and becomes outrage by Jeff remarks and  Ivy says "everbodys love my boobs this man is crazy I'll kill him !"she shows up at the giant bomb headquaters and confronts Jeff and says "Jeff Gerstmann you are a fool for not likeing my boobs I will kill you !" Jeff says "your the fool you disfigure bitch !" Ivy swing her sword at Jeff and he dodges out of the way gets close to Ivy and says "I like pro wrestling" and closeline Ivy then Jeff picks her up and try to do his ultimate move the bear hug, but with the size of Ivy boobs Jeff couldn't Ivy says "ha ha ha its no good againts me" then knees Jeff in the groin she takes another swing at Jeff and dodges out of the way and then the swords hit Vinny and fall to ground Jeff in shock "Vinny ! " Jeff says and run torwards Vinny and puts his arm around Vinnys head and shakes him and says "Vinny Vinny ! are you all right !?" Vinny opens his eyes looks towards Jeff and says "I'll live ouch ! say when your fighting Ivy touch her boob for me......urgh" Vinny pasts out from the pain then Jeff stands with fire in his eyes looking towards Ivy and says "NOBODY MESS WITH VINNY !" Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy who will win ?
#2 Posted by CoolDrMoney (1978 posts) -

Jeff because he also turned out to be my dad, right? Obviously my dad would beat a pair of balloons

#3 Posted by Milkman (17169 posts) -

Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction...

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#4 Posted by CleverLoginName (678 posts) -

Eh... that was an interesting read.

#5 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -
CoolDrMoney said:
"Jeff because he also turned out to be my dad, right? Obviously my dad would beat a pair of balloons"
You remember my can jeff gerstmann be your father ? topic thanks.
#6 Posted by Tearhead (2196 posts) -

omg.. I.. there's so many things wrong with... I just can't... *walks away*

#7 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3095 posts) -

ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side.

#8 Posted by BoG (5192 posts) -

ElBlaze, YOU would win.

#9 Posted by HoNgKoNgPh0oEy (1481 posts) -

We get it people you like jeff no more topics about him please or blog about him all day

#10 Posted by ManlyBeast (1169 posts) -
Okay then.....
#11 Posted by mikevanpwn (401 posts) -

I bet Jeff is pretty weirded out by these threads...

#12 Posted by Blu_Magic (2021 posts) -
Fr0Br0 said:
"ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side."
Seriously.
#13 Posted by Fax (534 posts) -

Thats cool..........

#14 Posted by Major (506 posts) -

You make some weird ass posts, ElBlaze.

#15 Posted by AfflictedTripp (105 posts) -
mikevanpwn said:
"I bet Jeff is pretty weirded out by these threads..."

I wouldn't doubt it
#16 Posted by Nik_NYG (558 posts) -
Fr0Br0 said:
"ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side."

I agree.
#17 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

hahahaha I rofled on an epic scale! XD hahaha

#18 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -

First off this wasn't suppose to be serious, it was suppose to be funny you know make you guys laugh, I guess you guys don't have a sense of humor as long as its normal right like the lucha deer thats giant bomb mascot, or what about that hamberger forum thats pretty normal right ?

#19 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -
Milkman said:
"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."
Is your Avatar Jet Set Radio? (Or JSRF)
#20 Posted by BlackSuitAndTie9 (289 posts) -
Milkman said:
"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."
There's fan fiction of everything. Even Hannah Montana. :(
#21 Posted by NotaStalker (172 posts) -

AND THEN JEFF WAS A ZOMBIE!!!!

#22 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -

Jeff a zombie ?

#23 Posted by Milkman (17169 posts) -
RetroIce4 said:
"Milkman said:
"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."
Is your Avatar Jet Set Radio? (Or JSRF)"
It's actually concept art from a proposed Jet Set Radio for the Wii that never got past that stage.
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#24 Posted by Joker (675 posts) -

For this fight, Giant Bombers everywhere would win.

#25 Posted by calf_exercises (858 posts) -

I think that jeff would totally kick Ivy's out of proportions boobs with the help of the lucha-deers help!

#26 Edited by lordofultima (6267 posts) -

I knew something was odd about Jeff! He was a zombie all along, eh? That dirty trickster.

#27 Posted by Homer (1372 posts) -

Really, really, strange.

#28 Posted by Bennyishere (1685 posts) -

Haha, boobies...

#29 Posted by Kokoro (156 posts) -

Maybe Ivy's boobs could win.

#30 Posted by banksrob (1126 posts) -
Major said:
"You make some weird ass posts, ElBlaze."
lolz
#31 Posted by AttackedCamo (821 posts) -

You need to put a "Falcon Punch" some where in this.

#32 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -
AttackedCamo said:
"You need to put a "Falcon Punch" some where in this."
Maybe I will.
#33 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -

I'm sorry but that font annoyed me

#34 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -
Absurd said:
"I'm sorry but that font annoyed me"
Why ? Iike it.
#35 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1740 posts) -
Absurd said:
"I'm sorry but that font annoyed me"
Agreed, it's annoying... like "all-caps".

#36 Posted by Lind_L_Taylor (3966 posts) -

Stewie Griffin would probably discuss the details as follows:

There were boobs to the left of me, and boobs to the right. I was surrounded.  I had to suck my way to freedom...or die!

#37 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -
Lind_L_Taylor said:
"Stewie Griffin would probably discuss the details as follows:

There were boobs to the left of me, and boobs to the right. I was surrounded.  I had to suck my way to freedom...or die!"
Thats weird.
#38 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

This thread is weird, i don't get it :S

#39 Posted by HoNgKoNgPh0oEy (1481 posts) -
Black_Rose said:
"This thread is weird, i don't get it :S"

Its people that love jeff gerstmann coming together not much to get it is just weird.
#40 Edited by NathHaw (2799 posts) -

Jeff goes for his finisher:  BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!

#41 Posted by Ossi (1229 posts) -
Bloviator said:
"Jeff goes for his finisher:  BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!"
How do you do that? Can you map me the controls please.
#42 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -
Ossi said:
"Bloviator said:
"Jeff goes for his finisher:  BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!"
How do you do that? Can you map me the controls please."
What ?
#43 Posted by piecat (384 posts) -

That story was amazing. Good work, sir.

Of course I'm being sarcastic, but you still should be proud of yourself. On second thought, maybe not.

#44 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) -

Just trying to make a funny story base on a funny moment.

#45 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -

Pie>half life>Jeff>all.

#46 Posted by Oljud (68 posts) -

Jeff would lose becouse ivy´s boobs would still be fighting even if you kock her out. Man those things have a life of there own.

#47 Posted by xxNBxx (980 posts) -
ElBlaze said:
"In a video review of Soul Cailbur 4 Jeff Gerstmann admits to something that he kept hidden for many years by saying  "I like boobs !" then Jeff talk about how Ivy boobs do not look right and look desprate, then Ivy catches wind of the video review and becomes outrage by Jeff remarks and  Ivy says "everbodys love my boobs this man is crazy I'll kill him !"she shows up at the giant bomb headquaters and confronts Jeff and says "Jeff Gerstmann you are a fool for not likeing my boobs I will kill you !" Jeff says "your the fool you disfigure bitch !" Ivy swing her sword at Jeff and he dodges out of the way gets close to Ivy and says "I like pro wrestling" and closeline Ivy then Jeff picks her up and try to do his ultimate move the bear hug, but with the size of Ivy boobs Jeff couldn't Ivy says "ha ha ha its no good againts me" then knees Jeff in the groin she takes another swing at Jeff and dodges out of the way and then the swords hit Vinny and fall to ground Jeff in shock "Vinny ! " Jeff says and run torwards Vinny and puts his arm around Vinnys head and shakes him and says "Vinny Vinny ! are you all right !?" Vinny opens his eyes looks towards Jeff and says "I'll live ouch ! say when your fighting Ivy touch her boob for me......urgh" Vinny pasts out from the pain then Jeff stands with fire in his eyes looking towards Ivy and says "NOBODY MESS WITH VINNY !" Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy who will win ?
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Someone needs to make A Jeff Gerstmenn in Soul Calibur 4 and record the fight then post it.  I think Jeff would use Voldo's move set, that way he can get all over ivy's boobs.
#48 Posted by LordAndrew (14430 posts) -

We need a dedicated forum for Jeff Gerstmann x Ivy fan fiction.

#49 Posted by Manks (836 posts) -

Jeff would win because he would pop her boobs with a needle.

#50 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -

Jeff would take out a pin and pop those balloons.