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First off this wasn't suppose to be serious, it was suppose to be funny you know make you guys laugh, I guess you guys don't have a sense of humor as long as its normal right like the lucha deer thats giant bomb mascot, or what about that hamberger forum thats pretty normal right ?
"In a video review of Soul Cailbur 4 Jeff Gerstmann admits to something that he kept hidden for many years by saying "I like boobs !" then Jeff talk about how Ivy boobs do not look right and look desprate, then Ivy catches wind of the video review and becomes outrage by Jeff remarks and Ivy says "everbodys love my boobs this man is crazy I'll kill him !"she shows up at the giant bomb headquaters and confronts Jeff and says "Jeff Gerstmann you are a fool for not likeing my boobs I will kill you !" Jeff says "your the fool you disfigure bitch !" Ivy swing her sword at Jeff and he dodges out of the way gets close to Ivy and says "I like pro wrestling" and closeline Ivy then Jeff picks her up and try to do his ultimate move the bear hug, but with the size of Ivy boobs Jeff couldn't Ivy says "ha ha ha its no good againts me" then knees Jeff in the groin she takes another swing at Jeff and dodges out of the way and then the swords hit Vinny and fall to ground Jeff in shock "Vinny ! " Jeff says and run torwards Vinny and puts his arm around Vinnys head and shakes him and says "Vinny Vinny ! are you all right !?" Vinny opens his eyes looks towards Jeff and says "I'll live ouch ! say when your fighting Ivy touch her boob for me......urgh" Vinny pasts out from the pain then Jeff stands with fire in his eyes looking towards Ivy and says "NOBODY MESS WITH VINNY !" Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy who will win ?Someone needs to make A Jeff Gerstmenn in Soul Calibur 4 and record the fight then post it. I think Jeff would use Voldo's move set, that way he can get all over ivy's boobs.
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