Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy - Off-Topic

#1 Edited by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

In a video review of Soul Cailbur 4 Jeff Gerstmann admits to something that he kept hidden for many years by saying "I like boobs !" then Jeff talk about how Ivy boobs do not look right and look desprate, then Ivy catches wind of the video review and becomes outrage by Jeff remarks and Ivy says "everbodys love my boobs this man is crazy I'll kill him !"she shows up at the giant bomb headquaters and confronts Jeff and says "Jeff Gerstmann you are a fool for not likeing my boobs I will kill you !" Jeff says "your the fool you disfigure bitch !" Ivy swing her sword at Jeff and he dodges out of the way gets close to Ivy and says "I like pro wrestling" and closeline Ivy then Jeff picks her up and try to do his ultimate move the bear hug, but with the size of Ivy boobs Jeff couldn't Ivy says "ha ha ha its no good againts me" then knees Jeff in the groin she takes another swing at Jeff and dodges out of the way and then the swords hit Vinny and fall to ground Jeff in shock "Vinny ! " Jeff says and run torwards Vinny and puts his arm around Vinnys head and shakes him and says "Vinny Vinny ! are you all right !?" Vinny opens his eyes looks towards Jeff and says "I'll live ouch ! say when your fighting Ivy touch her boob for me......urgh" Vinny pasts out from the pain then Jeff stands with fire in his eyes looking towards Ivy and says "NOBODY MESS WITH VINNY !" Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy who will win ?

#2 Posted by CoolDrMoney (1977 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff because he also turned out to be my dad, right? Obviously my dad would beat a pair of balloons

#3 Posted by Milkman (14224 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction...

#4 Posted by CleverLoginName (678 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Eh... that was an interesting read.

#5 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

CoolDrMoney said:

"Jeff because he also turned out to be my dad, right? Obviously my dad would beat a pair of balloons"

You remember my can jeff gerstmann be your father ? topic thanks.

#6 Posted by Tearhead (1873 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

omg.. I.. there's so many things wrong with... I just can't... *walks away*

#7 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3066 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side.

#8 Posted by BoG (5174 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

ElBlaze, YOU would win.

Moderator

#9 Posted by HoNgKoNgPh0oEy (1481 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

We get it people you like jeff no more topics about him please or blog about him all day

#10 Posted by ManlyBeast (1011 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Okay then.....

#11 Posted by mikevanpwn (401 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

I bet Jeff is pretty weirded out by these threads...

#12 Posted by Blu_Magic (2021 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Fr0Br0 said:

"ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side."

Seriously.

#13 Posted by Fax (534 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Thats cool..........

#14 Posted by Major (506 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

You make some weird ass posts, ElBlaze.

#15 Posted by AfflictedTripp (105 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

mikevanpwn said:

"I bet Jeff is pretty weirded out by these threads..."

I wouldn't doubt it

#16 Posted by Nik_NYG (558 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Fr0Br0 said:

"ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side."

I agree.

#17 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

hahahaha I rofled on an epic scale! XD hahaha

#18 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

First off this wasn't suppose to be serious, it was suppose to be funny you know make you guys laugh, I guess you guys don't have a sense of humor as long as its normal right like the lucha deer thats giant bomb mascot, or what about that hamberger forum thats pretty normal right ?

#19 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Milkman said:

"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."

Is your Avatar Jet Set Radio? (Or JSRF)

#20 Posted by BlackSuitAndTie9 (289 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Milkman said:

"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."

There's fan fiction of everything. Even Hannah Montana. :(

#21 Posted by NotaStalker (172 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

AND THEN JEFF WAS A ZOMBIE!!!!

#22 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff a zombie ?

#23 Posted by Milkman (14224 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

RetroIce4 said:

"Milkman said:
"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."
Is your Avatar Jet Set Radio? (Or JSRF)"

It's actually concept art from a proposed Jet Set Radio for the Wii that never got past that stage.

#24 Posted by Joker (675 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

For this fight, Giant Bombers everywhere would win.

#25 Posted by calf_exercises (858 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

I think that jeff would totally kick Ivy's out of proportions boobs with the help of the lucha-deers help!

#26 Edited by lordofultima (6107 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

I knew something was odd about Jeff! He was a zombie all along, eh? That dirty trickster.

#27 Posted by Homer (1372 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Really, really, strange.

#28 Posted by Bennyishere (1685 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Haha, boobies...

#29 Posted by Kokoro (156 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Maybe Ivy's boobs could win.

#30 Posted by banksrob (1126 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Major said:

"You make some weird ass posts, ElBlaze."

lolz

#31 Posted by AttackedCamo (802 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

You need to put a "Falcon Punch" some where in this.

#32 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

AttackedCamo said:

"You need to put a "Falcon Punch" some where in this."

Maybe I will.

#33 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

I'm sorry but that font annoyed me

#34 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Absurd said:

"I'm sorry but that font annoyed me"

Why ? Iike it.

#35 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1711 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Absurd said:

"I'm sorry but that font annoyed me"

Agreed, it's annoying... like "all-caps".

#36 Posted by Lind_L_Taylor (3935 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Stewie Griffin would probably discuss the details as follows:

There were boobs to the left of me, and boobs to the right. I was surrounded. I had to suck my way to freedom...or die!

#37 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Lind_L_Taylor said:

"Stewie Griffin would probably discuss the details as follows:

There were boobs to the left of me, and boobs to the right. I was surrounded. I had to suck my way to freedom...or die!"

Thats weird.

#38 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

This thread is weird, i don't get it :S

#39 Posted by HoNgKoNgPh0oEy (1481 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Black_Rose said:

"This thread is weird, i don't get it :S"

Its people that love jeff gerstmann coming together not much to get it is just weird.

#40 Edited by nrh79 (2713 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff goes for his finisher: BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!

#41 Posted by Ossi (1227 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Bloviator said:

"Jeff goes for his finisher: BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!"

How do you do that? Can you map me the controls please.

#42 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Ossi said:

"Bloviator said:
"Jeff goes for his finisher: BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!"
How do you do that? Can you map me the controls please."

What ?

#43 Posted by piecat (384 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

That story was amazing. Good work, sir.

Of course I'm being sarcastic, but you still should be proud of yourself. On second thought, maybe not.

#44 Posted by ElBlaze (85 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Just trying to make a funny story base on a funny moment.

#45 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Pie>half life>Jeff>all.

#46 Posted by Oljud (68 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff would lose becouse ivy´s boobs would still be fighting even if you kock her out. Man those things have a life of there own.

#47 Posted by xxNBxx (898 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

ElBlaze said:

"In a video review of Soul Cailbur 4 Jeff Gerstmann admits to something that he kept hidden for many years by saying "I like boobs !" then Jeff talk about how Ivy boobs do not look right and look desprate, then Ivy catches wind of the video review and becomes outrage by Jeff remarks and Ivy says "everbodys love my boobs this man is crazy I'll kill him !"she shows up at the giant bomb headquaters and confronts Jeff and says "Jeff Gerstmann you are a fool for not likeing my boobs I will kill you !" Jeff says "your the fool you disfigure bitch !" Ivy swing her sword at Jeff and he dodges out of the way gets close to Ivy and says "I like pro wrestling" and closeline Ivy then Jeff picks her up and try to do his ultimate move the bear hug, but with the size of Ivy boobs Jeff couldn't Ivy says "ha ha ha its no good againts me" then knees Jeff in the groin she takes another swing at Jeff and dodges out of the way and then the swords hit Vinny and fall to ground Jeff in shock "Vinny ! " Jeff says and run torwards Vinny and puts his arm around Vinnys head and shakes him and says "Vinny Vinny ! are you all right !?" Vinny opens his eyes looks towards Jeff and says "I'll live ouch ! say when your fighting Ivy touch her boob for me......urgh" Vinny pasts out from the pain then Jeff stands with fire in his eyes looking towards Ivy and says "NOBODY MESS WITH VINNY !" Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy who will win ?
"

Someone needs to make A Jeff Gerstmenn in Soul Calibur 4 and record the fight then post it. I think Jeff would use Voldo's move set, that way he can get all over ivy's boobs.

#48 Posted by LordAndrew (13852 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

We need a dedicated forum for Jeff Gerstmann x Ivy fan fiction.

#49 Posted by Manks (836 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff would win because he would pop her boobs with a needle.

#50 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff would take out a pin and pop those balloons.